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Egotober 2023

For your consideration, may I present the Egotober 2023 list.

Every year a list is created to take us through October, using ALL egos both canon and non canon across all fandoms. Taking us from the 1st, right the way through to the spoopy day itself, these one word prompts can be used in any way: art, edits, gifs, fics, anything that you can think of!

As always, there is NO OBLIGATION to do a prompt every day, dip in and out whenever you like. This list is to add a bit of creativity to the month and for people to have fun with!

If you create anything from the list, please use Egotober 2023 in the tags so we can find your work and marvel at the wide range of minds that make up these awesome communities!

weird of mr beast to see jacksepticeye say he ruined youtube by making videos which mr beast doesn’t enjoy and his response is NO !!! I CANT HAVE DONE THAT I HAVE FUN MAKING MY CONTENT !!!

when he’s literally right now running an wholeass nft competition with members of dteam which is crazy behavior and there’s copycat content of his stuff e v e r y w h e r e like bro regardless of how you feel about your content it’s undeniable that youtube has shifted significantly to that kind of exploitative generosity content

maybe mr beast even does it ethically but it’s impossible to deny that his success has spurred lots of people on the platform to do it unethically like cmon

This is gonna be about the Mr. Beast Jacksepticeye stuff, if you’re uninterested, just scroll :)

Am I the only one that feels like people are missing the point of Jack’s statement? He said “I don’t like that Mr. Beast makes his entire personality about money” and everyone went “As If YoU dOn’T mAkE mOnEy.” Like, that's not the point. Do I think he was being over dramatic when he said Mr. Beast ruined YouTube? Yes, absolutely. But do I think he had really valid points that people are ignoring? Yes, absolutely.

He wasn’t saying “Making money on YouTube is bad,” he was saying “making your entire personality about money on YouTube is bad” because it perpetuates flex culture that was already bad. Mr. Beast uses charity and things with a hefty price tag for content. Jack doesn’t. Jack has done charity live streams to help feed people and help kids with cancer, yes. But he doesn’t flex it like Mr. Beast does. That's the point he’s getting at.

Also, Mr. Beast claims that he hasn’t bought anything lavish (Specifically a Mansion and sports cars) and only makes content to encourage people in need.

Looking at the videos he makes below (all his most recent,) what about them encourages me to help people and not blow my money on stuff?

For someone who doesn’t buy lavish things, those all seem really expensive, right? Just saying 🤷

Please, for the love of God have Roman (or just Thomas) Play undertale

TS tweet 8/8/23

Ok, I actually really enjoy doing public livestreams as my characters… so if you have any suggestions for games to play while on livestream in character… let me know 👀

Actor Mark and Bryce fistfight when?

Markiplier and Brandon Rogers both had a Tumblr and they were mutuals.

Ghosts aren’t Real (Part 1/?)

Hey, this is my first Storytime Big Bang (@tss-storytime) submission! It was very fun, even thought here were a couple of road blocks (Mostly my fault. 😅) I was partnered with @pizza-box-raccoon, who has some amazing art! (Some of the best IMO.) Their art is here, go check it out! There's nothing too serious in this chapter (or in the next one (I think)) but look at the tags and keep them in mind just in case ❤️

Summary: After a ‘Ghost’ knocks over something in his kitchen while he was coming up with video ideas with friends, Quill and Davi come up with the idea to go ghost hunting in his house. Virgil is scared that they’ll somehow get detected, but Logan is less convinced. Because Ghosts aren’t real… Right?

Rating: PG?

Word Count: 2135 (A short read :))

Ships: None, everything is purely platonic

CW: Mentions of death, Negative thinking, Remus being Remus, if I miss anything let me know 👍

(Fanfic under cut)

(Thomas's P.O.V)

"- So yeah, that could be a fun video idea," Davi finishes up his statement, taking a bite of Chinese food.

Quil chimes in, "Yeah, I could see that, but we don't have a pool."

"There are public pools."

We were talking on the couch about video ideas and things the others wanted to do, trying to come up with ideas while also talking a bit about how we were doing. Patton was watching over us in the kitchen fondly, smiling at every idea and laughing at every joke, even if they weren't particularly good. Patton adjusts himself, accidentally knocking a spoon onto the floor, causing Quil and Davi to look in his direction.

"Thomas, your ghosts are hungry," Davi jokes.

My sides come around and check on me often. It's not surprising at this point and there is nothing I can really do about it anyway. However, they can be clumsy at times as well, accidentally knocking things over and bumping into furniture or walls. No problem, they usually pick whatever they knocked over up and go on their way. The problem is when people are over and they do it. At first, it freaked out my friends and made me self-conscious about it. But over time it became a light-hearted joke, so now whenever something gets knocked over or there's an 'unexplainable thump,' they say it's 'my ghosts' messing around.

"Well, they'll have to stay hungry," I smile, "I have no idea how to feed them."

"That rude, Thomas," Quil joins in, "You should always feed your guests."

I glance at Patton for a split second, "More like unruly roommates. They're lucky, they don't even pay rent."

"Technically we do, but-" Patton goes on to say before being cut off by Quil.

"Damn, must be a hard afterlife. Knock over a random guy's stuff and he doesn't even make you food."

"Would you?”

"... Depends."

Davi asks, "Hey, Thomas? Random question, but were you scared when you first moved into this house?"

I glance at Patton for help, but he just shrugs wildly at me. "Umm... No, not really. I mean, I guess it was scary at first, but after a while, you just tune out the noise."

"Yeah, that makes sense. Do you think it's actually a ghost or a demon or what?"

Oh boy, if only you knew. "Well... No, I don't think it's a ghost or a demon. I'm sure there's a solid, logical reason that all of this is happening but we just aren't seeing it. But the way I think of it is... If it was going to hurt me or wanted to hurt me, it would've done so by now, you know?"

Davi nods, "Yeah, I get it." I play off a breath of relief as just a sigh. I was making stuff up. I know for a fact it isn't a ghost, it's me. And it's not an it! It's a he! Sometimes a 'they,' but in, like, a plural way.

"Hey, I have an idea!" Quil smiles excitedly. "Let's do a ghost-hunting video!"

I feel my heart drop to my stomach as I realize what that implies. "... A ghost-hunting video?"

"Yeah! I have some equipment I could bring over, try some stuff I saw on TikTok a while ago, it could be fun! I mean, we most likely won't catch anything, but it could still make a cool video if we crack jokes and just have fun with it, you know?"

I nod along, feeling like roots and vines wrapped around my chest and squeezed tightly. "Yeah, totally!"

"Oh my god, I love watching those ghost-hunting videos!" Davi excitedly grabs Quil's arm, "Have you seen the ones that Ryan and Shane do?"

"Are you talking about their newer ones or their older ones?"

Davi and Quil continue talking about Ghostfiles and Buzzfeed unsolved while I give Patton a concerned glance. He holds onto his cardigan nervously, refusing to make eye contact with me. Finally, he sinks down guiltily. I feel bad for Patton. He didn't mean to, it was an accident. But now I may have to face a reality I don't want to face, that being 'confronting the idea that my sides are more than my sides.'

"So when do you wanna do it?" Quil turns to me and asks, catching me off guard.

Oh god, how do I answer this? Is there a good answer to this? "Umm, I don't know-"

"The soonest I'm free is a week from now," Davi chimes in, "Is that okay with you?"

"Yeah, I should be free then," Quil turns towards me, "Thomas?"

"... Yeah, that works great!" I force a smile, trying my hardest to not let them suspect anything.

"Sweet! Hey, I gotta go, but I'll text you guys about it. It will be fun!"

"Great!" Davi grabs his bag, "I'd stay longer, but Quil's my ride. I'll see you soon, alright?"

"Yeah, of course!" I walk Quil and Davi out the door, waving them off. I take deep breaths as I close the door as sit back down on my couch in defeat. After a couple of minutes of agonizing silence, Virgil pops up by the stairs. Great.

I sigh, forcing a smile, "Hey, Virgil."

"Cut it," Virgil ordered, not buying my happy exterior. I immediately drop my smile after I hear him speak. "You were hanging out with Quil and Davi and now you're anxious... Why?"

Without another word, I summon Patton. As soon as he appeared, he began rambling. "I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! My hand just brushed against it and it fell and I didn't know it was there! I shouldn't have even been here, I should've ducked out when I could, I-"

"Patton!" Virgil shouts over him. Patton stops, waiting for Virgil to speak. "... Tell me what happened."

Patton takes a shakey inhale before speaking, "So, I... I knocked a spoon on the floor... in front of Quil and Davi-"

"Is that it?"

"No, that's... That's not the bad part. The bad part is... Now Davi and Quil want to ghost hunt here because of me."

"What?!" Virgil shouts, along with Roman and Logan who just arrived. While Roman and Virgil sounded genuinely concerned and panicked, Logan just sounded confused.

"I'm sorry!" Patton covered his face, part in embarrassment.

"Hold on," Logan interrupted, "Why are we panicking? Why is Quil and Davi 'ghost hunting' a bad thing?"

"Because what if they detect us?" Virgil speaks up.

Logan sighs, "They won't. We aren't ghosts, we are a part of Thomas. Also, ghosts aren't real."

Roman buts in, "Yes, I get that, but... Don't you at least find it a little strange that we can touch and throw things even though we are nothing more than Thomas's thoughts and feelings?"

Virgil leans in closer, "Interact with our surroundings... Like ghosts?"

Logan holds the bridge of his nose, "Gosh, both of you are being ridiculous. Yes, it is a little... Odd that we can touch things that exist. But for us to be ghosts, we'd have to be real or human, in some sense. And as far as I'm concerned, we don't even exist outside of Thomas."

At this time, Remus and Janus have both appeared in the kitchen, listening in on our conversations. Virgil pipes up once more, "You say that, but obviously, we have to exist somewhat. We can literally interact with our environment! Meaning we are as real as the things we knock over. Also meaning, we could be ghosts."

"... Virgil, we would have to have died to be ghosts, meaning we existed before Thomas. And that just doesn't seem likely, considering we are Thomas."

"But how do we know that?!"

"Because we are Thomas! Literally! If it looks like Thomas and sounds like Thomas, it's probably Thomas."

"No, I mean how do we know that we didn't exist before Thomas?!"

"We didn't exist before Thomas, there's... There's no way we could've... Ghosts are dead, Virgil. For us to have died, we would have to have lived. And the only one here that has ever lived is Thomas."

"Maybe we did live and we don't remember it! Isn't that the cliche? That the ghost has to remember how they died to pass on? If that's the case, then it makes sense why we don't remember dying or living."

"God, Virgil, you are infuriating right now." Logan turns towards everyone else in a slow turn, looking for support, "I'm not the crazy one here, right? I'm being reasonable? Patton, Janus, anyone?!"

Janus tilts their head slightly, lost in thought, before speaking. "You know... I would try and lie about this, but I... I actually don't know the answer."

"What?" Logan says exasperatedly.

"I mean... I could give an answer, but I wouldn't be lying... I'd just be wrong, maybe."

Logan whips around towards Virgil again, "Okay, then how do you explain all of us looking like Thomas if we are separated beings from Thomas?"

"I don't know, maybe that's the only way Thomas can see us."

"So... What, you think Thomas is a medium? And what about what we represent? We know what we represent, that has to have some meaning for you, right?"

"Guys, let's calm down and take a breath, alright?" Patton tries to de-escalate, moving his hands as he speaks. "I mean, will know the answer when it happens, right?"

"Yes, but-" Logan interrupts himself. He takes a deep breath, before facing Virgil once more, "... But I want to try and ease everyone's mind before then."

Virgil sighs, "I know, I just... I'm scared to be... 'Found out', you know? I mean, as much as we pretend that all of this is normal, we all know it isn't. We know Joan or Kenny or Davi and Quil don't have their own 'sides' that they talk to daily. And I don't know how much longer we can lie to them about this."

"Virgil-"

"And what if they react badly? What if they think all of this is weird or strange, too weird for them to stick around? Or what if they think Thomas is haunted by ghosts and they freak out and run off? And what if they tell Thomas's other friends and they do the same? What then?"

The entire room has gone silent. This wasn't a new train of thought for me, being scared that my friends were going to leave, but hearing it out loud in this context made my stomach flip. Finding out about the sides really would freak them out too much, wouldn't it?

Logan places his hands on Virgil's shoulders softly, with a neutral but sympathetic look. "Everything will be fine. I promise... They may think it's weird, but it should take more than this to drive them away. "

"... And if it does drive them away?"

"Then they weren't real friends anyway. Plus," Logan removes his hands and dusts himself off, "I don't see why they should be scared. We're the ones who live with it."

"Yeah!" Roman cheers, "If they don't like it, they can suck it! We deal with us every day, and that just makes us stronger than them."

"And it's not like they have anything to fear," Patton adds on, sitting on the arm of the couch, "We aren't violent or evil or anything."

"Speak for yourself," Remus cracks his neck, the pops sending shivers down my spine.

Patton winces, "Well... Well, we've never hurt anyone."

"On purpose."

"Or severely."

"Or physically," Logan explains, "We can't touch them. We can touch things, Like spoons or counters, but not people. So even if Remus wanted to put his hands on them, he couldn't."

"If I could physically hurt people, I would've done so already. That's why you gotta... put them to sleep for me, Sanders-man."

I shoot Remus a look, "Okay, that first sentence did freak me out a bit, but... Sanders-man?"

"Like sandman. Not my best work, I admit. I'll workshop it."

Janus clears his throat to get everyone's attention, "So we're lying about this, right? If they suspect anything just deny?"

Virgil takes a harsh breath in, taking a seat on the stairs, "... As much as I hate you and that idea... It's the only one that can keep Thomas safe."

"Aw, Virgil doesn't want to admit I'm useful~"

Logan takes control of the conversation once more. "Reminder: this is all dependant on if their ghost equipment even detects us. And there's a very good chance it doesn't.

Maybe... Maybe attempting to rationalize with fear was the wrong move. Because, and don't take this the wrong way Virgil, but fear can be... A bit irrational. Why don't we try and find different ways to cope until then? Any ideas?"

To be continued…

No, but it's color theory! Green means stuff like health and nature!

goo goobie!

I feel this

When I tell you I am falling back down the "MatPat ego rabbit hole" again, I mean it-

Wilford talking to Dark

isn’t it so crazy that we’re all going to live forever

What if, and hear me out, all of the sides rooms are pocket dimensions?

Just their own little worlds that they control 😌

So we're all thinking that Remus's "room" is actually just a pocket dimension inside the walls that lets out into everyone's closets right ?

Or is that just me ?

HOLD ON. WAIT. PATTON. PATTON NO. ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK-

Oh god NOOOOOOO

Sometimes I wanna respond to old interactions from you guys so bad because I think they’re funny and you guys have good points, but I don’t know how to do it without looking weird :/

Would you rather be able to breath underwater or fly in the sky?

Fly in the sky, good mode of transportation and the further away from the ocean the better 👍

I know some people are worried about Iron Lung and Mark because of the strike, but you don't need to be. Mark is a union member, doing a union movie, he's not crossing the picket line.

To cross the picket line would mean working with any of the four companies the union is striking against. Mark's movie has no affiliation with Disney, Netflix, Amazon, or Warner Bros. The cast is safe, he's safe, the movie is safe.

Unless, for any odd reason, he pays any of these companies, or gets his movie tangled up in them, then he would be in trouble, but he is not going to do that.

With post production almost done, he's fine, he is out of the bigger struggles, and he has no reason to interact with any of those companies. Most of those companies are so big because they fund people's ideas and projects so that they can actually be made rather than struggling with self funding. Mark and his team never needed them because he's funding the movie, and doing the work to get advertising and marketing finalized, and he's not doing any of that through those companies.

He owns the movie, he paid for the movie, he wrote the movie script, he's the main actor in the movie. Even when he pays for scheduling and buying spots in theaters, he still won't be working with the big four, he'll be competing against them as an independent movie.

He's pro union, he's fine. It's how he did in space, and maybe even heist. At the moment, he's basically functioning as a small creative company, and one that's probably better for his workers, and paying them better than those who are marching with their picket signs. Crossing the line would be actually having to cross those people to get to the big four, and he's not involved with Hollywood, he isn't in that world, he sits beside it.

Now the edge of sleep, that might be a different story. I don't think Mark is allowed to talk about the show already since he hasn't talked about it much so far. He did leak some on stream once, and was kinda stressed about it, but it turned out alright. He doesn't talk about the show at all so he's probably under contract. I don't know how the strike will affect it since it's probably going on streaming (Netflix), and if it's already ready to go and waiting on a time slot then Mark will have to be unaffiliated with the rest of the project. He won't be able to talk about it at all, no promotion of it. If it changes platforms to something else like, HBO, Hulu, or Peacock then maybe it'll be fine (unless those are under any of the four, and I don't honestly know if they are.)

Reblog or like if you post JSE, JEE egos, Markiplier, or Markiplier egos! My dashboard suddenly doesn't have any of that

SAM GATHERING 2023 IS COMPLETE!

115 Sams have joined this year!

Thank you to everyone who submitted a Sam!

Some tips for people migrating from twitter:

THIS IS SO GOOD ❤️❤️❤️

🎶 I’m a mark-y girl, in a mack-y woo-o-orld, life in a space ship, is galactic 🎶 (I’m not a composer, someone else pls write a better one 😭 💀)

Is "Dad Feels" another youtuber webseries or what's it about?

Yeah, Dad Feels is exactly that. There is so much to unpack about Dad that I’m bound to get something wrong, but the short answer is: yes

Dad feels is basically a series about this character, Called ‘Dad,’ going on weird and wild adventures all in his efforts to become ‘the best YouTuber.’ No joke. But describing his series as just that does not do it justice. There is Robot Rebellions, Evil Ai, Cherl and her mission to revive her dead kid, different worlds (Keplar 22B and planet 99,) Revival, ‘Original Particles,’ Dimention hoping, and so on. There is even YouTubers that are canon in this universe, like the ones who make up the ‘Dark Party.’ Also, Markiplier canonically gets killed by Dad and Matpat canonically eats ‘Food,’ and item that is used to mind control the original Dad before he broke out and made it back to his own planet.

Yeah, there is a lot :)

Are Centhomas and the Misnake friends? I think they should be :)

Also, get cursed, mutual's and followers alike

Reblogging this again for me, I forget

Markiplier egos: The Canon and Uncanon

I have come to a horrible realization that you can tell which Sides/Egos are canon for the other series I like, but not for this one! So, of course, I’m gonna fix this. (Also I’m doing this based of characters that do and don’t appear in the ‘with Markiplier’ series canon)

(For the mark section, C - Canon, N - Not Canon, P - Possibly Canon)

The obviously canon

Darkiplier (Also Damien)

Wilford (Also William b. Barnum)

Mark (The actor)

The Jims (all of them, but I’m going to count the four iterations of Jim we see for simplicity's sake)

Yancy

Captain Magnum

Illinois

Stan Wheeler

Heehoo

Murdock (I considered putting him in the “that's just mark” category)

The door monster

Canon?

Bingiplier (plus mini bing)

Googleplier (all four iterations)

Bim Trimmer

King of the squirrels

Dr. Iplier

Ed Edgar

Septiplier (I know)

Silver shepherd

The host (also the author)

That's just Mark

Heist Mark (c)

Head Engineer Mark(c)

Date Mark(c)

Drowned man Mark(n)

E-boy Mark(n)

Noir Mark (c)

The pornipliers (all six of them) (c)

Markbop (p)

Organization Head Mark (c)

Head soldier Mark (c)

Camp counselor Mark (c)

Bomb diffuser Mark (c)

Resident enis Mark (n)

FNAF the Musical Mark (n)

Cool patrol Mark (n)

Old man Mark (c)

Not canon

Harold B. Darrensworth

Eric Derekson

Derek Derekson

Randall Vorhees

Santaplier

Bonesaw

Chef iplier

Yandereplier

Dr. Plier (different from Dr. Iplier)

Dave Torres

Annus

The MerMer

Stan the water man (?)

The God of night

FNAF AR announcer

The necromancer

The centaur

Bill

Elder Jerimiah

Brian

If we add up all of these egos, we get 46 egos in canon, 72 egos in total... Tell me if I missed any (or if there are some that shouldn’t be counted) and I’ll add them to (or remove them from) the list!

Do not test me, I will write a fanfic about this!

Cory, Mark, and MatPat got a job!!!!!

Something tells me this has something to do with the blood, but I could be wrong

WHAT DID YOU DO NOW??

(from Mark's Twitter)

I hope my mutuals see posts and think of me 🥰

Oh, you know me... Just...

THINKING

If Roman and Remus we're chill with each other, what would you ask them?

Do you Mean: The Jims?

PLEASE DO!! (I’d love to see it when it's done)

Not be casually remembering that Thomas went through an emo phase meaning that ALL the sides were emo at once and Virgil just stayed like that for shits and giggles💀

(Side note: someone draw an emo Roman I need to see this now)

They would! They would? They would.

MY TWO FAVOURITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK OMFGGGG AHHH I'M DYING TODAY, THESE ARE MY LAST WORDS

I did another :)

(I think we know why ‘Hero’ has a question mark after it)