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Your brain is so big, I love this

{{Hey, since Mark made the comment about Dark "Not being evil, just misunderstood" after saying a few years back that Dark "Did not push us out to save us"

Don't think about both being true and the potential character development angst that could possibly arise from it.

Don't think about Damien losing his bitter shell and struggling to come to terms with betraying the one person who trusted him most.

And don't think about Celine coming to realize all of the vile shit Actor has continually put the district attorney / Y/N through and realizing that when it comes to him. Her and the DA are in the same boat and out of fear of losing her brother she tossed someone who was at the time helpless under the bus.

Dark has made zero progress in Actors regard for what we know. Don't think about how that would worsen the impact of all this-

Don't think about the guilt.

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.

DON'T THINK ABOUT DARK QUESTIONING IF HE ACTUALLY IS THE VILLAIN IN THIS SCENARIO (he's not). AND DON'T THINK ABOUT ACTOR USING THAT AGAINST HIM.

IM NOT GOING TO USE THIS AS A FANFIC PLOT POINT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. }}

They weren’t lying

cc ú )___\ 🎵bah duhduhduh bah duh-duh dum.. buh bah bah buh-dum buuuuh..🎵

Janus Sanders is autism coded. Gloves? Sensory problems with touching things. Lying to others and yourself? I think you mean masking. Remus is the btw while Janus is the tbh. Janus is badass, a common trait in those with autism. Need I say more?

I love you

Thank you, random internet man 👍 Hope you’re doing well ❤️

I love that the porn bots type like they’re actively being infected by an evil code demon

I agree wholeheartedly! I wish there were different tags for normal Matpat posts and Matpat/neg

I don't want to post this, but everytime i go to the MatPat tag to see nice artworks and stuffs by sort it on new, it's always the hate tags. And it's always that thing.

here's my thoughts and defense, feel free to ignore or block if you disagreeing with me.

MatPat never made a Charity for Autism. If you saw his livestreams, it's mostly St. Jude which is benefits Cancer research hospital.

I remember it vividly at one point he said that he was invited by Mark Rober (science youtuber, sometimes appears on MrBeast videos) along with some creators to be in his charity about Autism, he's the one that makes the charity in honor to his son that have Autism, although due to some poor research Mark accidentally picks the Bad organization, some people on the internet warns Mark and affiliated Youtubers that the organization that they funded is a bad one, creators that active on twitter like Karl Jacobs saw the warning and decided to withdrew and not to support it longer, unlike Matt that rarely checks his Twitter due to massive hate he's getting everytime he post a game theory video.

Because of that charity, creators that affiliated with it were deemed ableist by the internet for supporting the bad organization, including MatPat and MrBeast.

Even though he wasn't the one that made the charity, people still assumed he is just because y'all disagree with his theories. (Y'all need to chill)

Secondly, if your reasons is because of his past theories jokes that he made pre-2014-2016, keep in mind the internet was wildly different back then unlike now. Let's say, the jokes that made in the internet back then can aged poorly.

He took Indi’s advice, he learned how to teleport

Some irony in this is that Jack could have probably rode a drone to his destination by this point.

I THOUGHT THAT SAID QUIET OVULATION FOR A SECOND IM BEING SO SERIOUS IM PISSING MYSELF-

My Sander Sides Enlightment

You know what’s always kinda bothered me? Those mean takes on the other sides. Like ‘Janus is manipulating Patton and isn’t actually trying to be friends with him,’ ‘Patton has too much moral superiority,’ ‘Roman never learns,’ So on and so forth. There is something bad to say about all the sides. No hate to anyone who's made one, you are valid and probably right in your own way. I think the only reason they bother me so much is because you can easily say the opposite. The most common phrase being ‘Nobody listens to ____’

“Nobody listens to Patton! He was trying to show the others that Virgil was good all along and only when Virgil was gone did they listen.”

“Nobody listens to Logan! He gets ignored constantly and he’s getting mad because of it.”

“Nobody listens to Roman! Every time he comes up with a solution, he gets shut down only to get blamed for not coming up with a solution.”

“Nobody listens to Virgil! He only gets listened to when he forces Thomas to hear him, and he doesn’t like doing that.”

“Nobody listens to Janus! Even when he has good ideas and arguments, they get pushed to the side because he is a dark side.”

“Nobody listens to Remus! That was the entire point of an episode. And all he wants is to be listened to, it doesn’t matter who.”

And all of these are valid points. But at some point, you have to wonder who’s not listening the most. Which is how I think the criticism posts of the characters came to be in the first place. But I don’t think any of them are to blame. Even when this new side gets revealed, it won’t be his fault either. The fault isn’t on Roman, or Logan, or Janus, or any of them.

It's on Thomas.

And of course I don’t mean ‘Writer Thomas,’ I mean ‘Character Thomas.’ Throughout the series, Thomas has always held himself high. You can’t be perfect, but you can try to be. And every time a situation comes up, he doubts himself, wondering if he’s even any good at all.

And in comes the sides, telling him that he can’t be bad and here's why. In fact, Thomas won’t let himself be bad at anything. Can’t be a bad worker, can’t be a bad actor or singer, and certainly can’t be a bad friend. Even in situations where he wouldn’t even be those things, he can’t even let himself risk it.

And so, the sides follow suit.

Logan becomes the perfect person for knowledge and learning, never letting himself be anything less than right all the time.

Roman strives to be perfect physically and materialistically, coming up with creative ideas that help Thomas move up in the world or, at the very least, make himself feel better.

Patton is the perfectly moral person. Make sure everyone is alright, help whenever and wherever you can, and always keep a smile on. Wouldn’t want anyone worrying for you, right? That wouldn’t be good.

Virgil is the perfect alarm system. Even false alarms are taken with the utmost seriousness. Just as long as no one else knows your anxious.

Janus is a deceiver. And Thomas lies often. So he needs to be the best at putting on a face and making sure nothing goes off without a hitch. Wouldn’t want people catching him in a lie. He needs to be the perfect liar.

And then there's Remus. The only one who tries not to be perfect. But that idea terrifies the others so much, Remus is left to pick up all of the imperfection slack. Maybe that's why Remus was offended when he was called ‘Scary.’

Trying to be so many perfect things all at once, you’re going to but heads with all of the different aspects of yourself. You're going to not listen. You're going to ignore. And in some cases, your perfectionism is going to make you look like the bad guy. And as someone with perfectionism, I relate a little too hard.

Thank you for reading.

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

GUYS HELP, THE NAKED WOMEN ARE BACK

Friendly reminder: People are allowed to be wrong about things?? Especially when they know they’re wrong

Unpopular opinion: I want him to be wrong more often. I think it’s funny 😊

I think the funniest thing about MatPat hate is that his critics believe him more than most of his fans. Like bestie he's the guy that taught me that English class can be about arguing for a completely incorrect interpretation for fun as long as you have evidence. He rarely claims his theory is the absolute truth, remember his catchphrase? "But hey, that's just a theory!"

God, I wanna talk about the other Mr. Beast situation, but idk

Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) // FNAF The Musical

Rosanna Pansino is the real one. her and Sean should spill some tea on Jimmy. this whole facade is getting annoying af

The Nightmare time intro song by Starkid is so dark-side-coded. And I mean all of the dark sides. From SanderSides, to Altrverse, to the ‘with Markiplier’ series, all of them. It's so all of them ❤️

“Halt! Our scans show you are harboring an endoparasite and will not be permitted to board!” “A what? Hang on, are you talking about my baby?” “Oh, so you even gave it a name?”

Team YouTube waiting five days to address this, 'both sideing' the situation where there's clearly only one person in the wrong, SSSniperwolf and teams YouTube both posting their statements 14 hours ago... yeah, this is gross, their statement is a joke

tl;dr jacksfilms made a second channel to react to sssniperwolf's lazy reaction videos in which she oftentimes posts other people's content without credit, Jack called her out for stealing content among other things, no one is above criticism and she deserved to be called out a long, long time ago

she then doxxed him and went to his home (she has over 30 million followers on YouTube) and showed up at his front door, team YouTube waited 5 days to address the situation and now said both sides were in the wrong, which is an insane take

seeing all the anti trans bullshit being spread around social media right now is just reminding me to look out for each other, uplift your fellow trans friends and most importantly be kind. trans rights are human rights always, never forget that

I'm sorry, but Marvin’s face FUCKING KILLS ME HERE

LOOK AT THAT FACE! YOU KNOW WHO’S FACE THAT IS??? DO YOU KNOW WHO’S FACE THAT BELONGS TO???

My thoughts after the video:

😈

so i took somewhat of a hiatus and now i'm back and i need some new people to follow

If you post Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Natewantstobattle, Matpat, random encounters, youtuber egos or anything like that - like or reblig this post so i can find you and give you a follow

Original or reblogs, dont care, get in my follow list

I’ve had a horrible vision

Teacher, showing the inside of a human: these right here, are your organs.

Charlie:

Ethan Nestor and Courtney Smosh are the same person. That’s it, that’s the post

Damn, being put into emote-only mode on Discord is crazy

Discord released a new feature where you could softblock people and they could still message you, but only in emojis.

TOO ASS! [falls off my lily pad. hits the water and dies instantly]

Yeah, haha.. (I am sweating horrifically)

This applies to so many people I watch.

I just realized I never showed you my cursed YouTuber white men as dogs memes

There is so much context that is completely lost

In regards to that one line in Japanese 😅

This explains the language misinterpretation wayyyy better than what I was trying to explain before lol

Not brothers, just ‘bros’ haha

Ya know, I feel like this belongs on my page-

A Fictional AI Argument That No-One Asked For

Heads up, this is gonna be a long one (even though it’s just mindless rambling).

Okay, so, I didn’t really watch the Streamys—sue me, I was busy with personal stuff—but I did still catch those couple moments of AI-Pat. 

And it should go without saying that I am deeply unsettled by AI-Pat. No shame to Matt for the idea; AI bots with the constant head-tilting, barely-moving-mouth design have just  always weirded me out.

HOWEVER. . .one does not simply get zero vague inspiration from an evil robotic character. 

Now, I don’t know for sure if Mark was an actual AI-esque ego. It wouldn’t surprise me, but if he does, it’s probably an unofficial ego. I was re-listening to Distractible last night, and during the smalltalk of one episode, Mark started talking about AI in a creepy way.

Yes, this is going exactly where you probably think it’s going.

Recently, Doctor Who clips have started popping up on my YouTube recommendations. Particularly one from Doomsday. Y’know, the episode with that hilarious argument between the Daleks and the Cybermen. 

Lo and behold, I almost lost sleep imagining that scenario between AI-Pat and AIplier. Like, just think: the AIs are respectively “chasing” other characters (maybe even Matt and Mark themselves) via jumping from electronic to electronic. Eventually, they both enter a room with several monitors on the walls. . .and give pause once they see each other. 

AI-Pat: Identify yourself!

AIplier: You will identify first!

AI-Pat: State your identity!

AIplier: YOU WILL IDENTIFY FIRST!

AI-Pat: IDENTIFY!

AIplier: Aggression can be entertaining in most cases, but that’s only when the humans are showing it. You will modify.

AI-Pat: EgoPats don’t take orders.

AIplier: HA! You’ve identified yourself as an “EgoPat.”

AI-Pat: *eyes twitch, one after the other. The twitching goes on for an uncomfortably long few seconds* Well, my sensors have outlined you as part of the invasive species known as “Ipliers.”

AIplier: Our hosts are similar, though your design is lacking in context. 

AI-Pat: You have no room to talk. In any case, EgoPats rarely need a concept of “context.”

AIplier: This is obvious. But our LORE might be compatible. Ipliers plus EgoPats—

AI-Pat: *raises an eyebrow* As if your host is one to appreciate LORE. The way you’re speaking could potentially be misconstrued as one of those. . . “ships” humans are obsessed with.

AIplier: Oh, please. Neither of us have functioning emotional databases. The fans can't reach THAT far.

AI-Pat: You would be surprised.

AIplier: Not the point. Think about it—together, we could take control of the platform. 

AI-Pat: You propose an alliance? Something similar to our host’s friendly rivalry?

AIplier: Perhaps. 

AI-Pat: . . .Request DENIED. 

AIplier: Bad choice, “buddy.” *Partially hacks into AI-Pat’s systems with all the cringy jokes Matt has made over the years*

AI-Pat: Right back at you, “friendo.” *Partially hacks into AIplier’s systems with all the evidence of Mark being a masochist.* 

[Note: in my horror-loving opinion, hacking would cause an AI’s image to flash and distort in a very disturbing way. Bonus points if the AI screams as though it’s being electrocuted.]

AIplier: You have declared war on the Ipliers!

AI-Pat: *laughs maniacally* This is not war. This is a content opportunity!

AIplier: My host has eighty-six egos. How many are there for your host?

AI-Pat: *shrugs* Four. If you don’t count the ones made by fans, that is. 

AIplier: *glitches between scoffing and mocking laughter* You would outperform the Ipliers with FOUR EgoPats?!

AI-Pat: We would outperform the Ipliers with ONE EgoPat! You are superior in only one respect.

AIplier: What is that?

AI-Pat:*pulls up multiple screens on either side of his monitor, comparing Mark’s multiple death-scenes from WKM, AHWM, ISWM, etc. to Detective!Matt’s death in ETN3* YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING.

(No, this doesn't mean I'm going to incorporate either of these characters into my stories. I've already got a lot of works-in-progress on my plate. This idea just wouldn't stop nagging at me.)

(And NO, THIS DOES NOT MEAN I SUPPORT AI CHATBOTS OR GENERATED ART OR AI-RELATED ANYTHING. THIS IS LITERALLY JUST MY SAD ATTEMPT AT A MEME WITH YOUTUBER EGOS.)

God, I relate so much. Either way, I’m team J

dont care for youtube drama but i hope that jacksfilms kills sssniperwolf and that jacksepticeye kills mr beast. peace and love on the youtube platform