Birds

reblog to sniff prev

Forcing a mouse to learn linux as a form of animal cruelty

Finding their weakness and exploiting it in combat

I'm sorry but fucking the same person over and over, learning their kinks, their hot spots, how to turn them on instantly, where they like to be touched, licked, kissed, exactly how they like to cum is so much better than having lame sex with different people every night

Doesn't have to be mysterious. Clearly you can just shoot rich people. With a gun. Go off americans

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

Gatvotgqlikg

That's just bottom-talk

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Weird that we have so many catgirls and zero hagfishgirls with how every transfem I know produces nefarious slime

Making this post for no reason other than to announce to the world how much I fucking LOVE hagfish

They bring me so much joy. They occupy one of the coolest ecological niches. They are one of the few remaining members of an ancient lineage of jawless fish. They are the only animals (THAT WE KNOW OF) to have a skull but no vertebral column.

Conclusion: hagfish (and their relatives the lamprey) are FUCKING COOL and I think we should spend more time thinking about them.

This is the kind of trans-inclusivity I like to see

every girl in the world is the prettiest girl in the world no i will not be elaborating

The bed bugs in my bed are exotics

All my homies hate PETA.

Why are transfems so much funnier than everyone else

The only non-transfem i can think of that matches that level of funny is jerma

Jerma has that tgirl humor