Eating Pastries Is So Humiliating Cause You'll Be Having The Time Of Your Life Having It And Then When

GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] CALL THE AMBULANCE [SOBBING] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

me at least twice a week

DAN AND PHIL - THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR

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"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

me when the night changes: 😮

In Dan and Phil we say:

sometimes i’m trying to fall asleep and my brain is like “and this is when, through the magic of the internet, i met phil. and obviously we were more than friends. this is someone that genuinely liked me. i trusted them. and for the first time since i was a tiny child, i actually felt safe. and the relationship we formed at that point was something that i needed in my life. we are real best friends, companions through life, like actual soulmates, not that souls are a real thing that exist. it’s so lucky to just find someone you can be that compatible with and especially to anyone that has experienced the kind of self-hatred that i have dealt with, one person accepting you can make all the difference.”