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Jesus: Why did you throw that? Now I'm sad :(

Judas: ...

Jesus: Judas... the blanket has feelings too...

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The Blanket: Hello. I'm filing a complaint against one of your followers

Jesus: Sure. Which one?

The Blanket: Judas >:(

Jesus:

Jesus: ... Sorry, our compliant system isn't working right now, we will fix it soon

The Blanket: When will you fix it?!

Jesus: *hangs up*... That was close

Source: The JCS brainworms of my brain

imagine. you are sitting in front of your television or streaming device, about to watch the owl house season 2 episode 21, king's tide. but right at the start of the episode, you hear hooty say (accompanied by a card transcribing what he's saying),

"this episode has some intense final scenes. it might be scary for younger viewers."

Shout out to Frankenstein for delivering one of the rawest lines of dialogue I've heard in a musical in a hot minute.

"The question is not what you CAN do. The question is what you SHOULD do!"

Aye now show me yours

Do you have a list of all the specifically German musicals bootlegs/proshots with English subtitles?

I do not, but I can make one right now! (And I assume by German you mean German-language and not Germany, so this includes musicals performed in Germany, Austria and Switzerland).

There's multiple versions for some musicals and if you want my personal correction of which to watch, based on the quality of the video, accuracy of the subtitles, and overall cast and design, I've put a 💙 emoji next to them.

Artus Excalibur 2015 St Gallen Production (Proshot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4RzVULC74U Cast: Mark Seibert, Patrick Stanke, Thomas Borchert, Sabrina Weckerlin

Der Besuch der alten Dame 2014 Vienna Production (Boot)

Act 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5pO5YpaSJM Act 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBO0WY548E Cast: Pia Dowes, Uwe Kröger, Ethan Freeman

Dracula the Musical 2008 Graz Production (Proshot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaJvTmz-zPw Cast: Thomas Borchert, Lyn Liechty, Jesper Tydén, Uwe Kröger, Caroline Vasicek, Robert D Marx

Elisabeth das Musical Original 1992 Vienna Production (Proshot) 💙

Act 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76uePPIQDGk Act 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-f_VmMS5m0 Cast: Pia Dowes, Uwe Kröger, Ethan Freeman, Viktor Gernot, Andreas Bieber

Elisabeth das Musical Original 1992.12 Vienna Production (Boot)

Act 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgTtnTPeMjk Act 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKPtP6Sx8mE Cast: Pia Dowes, Uwe Kröger, Ethan Freeman, Viktor Gernot, Andreas Bieber

Elisabeth das Musical 2002 Essen Production (Boot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGz4qseaxDs (Subtitles are not embedded, you have to turn them on with the caption option) Cast: Pia Dowes, Uwe Kröger, Carsten Lepper, Jesper Tydén, Claus Dam

Elisabeth das Musical 2005 Vienna Revival (Proshot) 💙

Act 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr8z-yyGqF8 Act 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsBMeHKTNc8 Cast: Maya Hakvoort, Máté Kamarás, Serkan Kaya, André Bauer

Elisabeth das Musical 2012 2nd Vienna Revival (Boot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwYzPnRo_Cw&list=PLtk7Oj-CH4vbXdc_zdFaonDlWhdk4SQfD

Der Graf von Monte Cristo 2009 Original Swiss Production (Proshot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_IQRRZmZlI Cast: Thomas Borchert, Carsten Lepper, André Bauer

Mozart das Musical 2015 Vienna Revival (Proshot)

https://archive.org/details/mozart-2015-vienna-proshot-kuipers-seibert-borchert-act-1-eng-subs Cast: Oedo Kuipers, Mark Seibert, Thomas Borchert (It used to be on Youtube until it was take down a few months ago. The copy on Youtube is 360p and so pixilated I'd say it isn't watchable, but I'd downloaded the old 720p HD video from Youtube a while ago so I've put it on archive.org where you can stream and download it and it shouldn't ever get take down.)

Rebecca das Musical 2011 Stuttgart Production (Boot) 💙

Act 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYkT1Rh7Zvo Act 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buudlB9-pYk Cast: Jan Ammann, Christina Patten, Pia Douwes

Rebecca das Musical 2012 Stuttgart Production (Boot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2kGxht2iW0 Cast: Jan Ammann, Denise Jastraunig, Femke Soetenga

Rudolf: Affaire Mayerling 2009 Vienna Production (Proshot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoAln45mjgo Cast: Drew Sarich, Lisa Antoni, Uwe Kröger, Wietske van Tongeren, Claus Dam

Tanz der Vampire 2005 Hamburg Production (Proshot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOzoxa2hNcI Cast: Kevin Tarte, Jessica Kessler

Tanz der Vampire 2011 Berlin Production (Boot) 💙

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvA7SeErpGg Cast: Drew Sarich, Amelie Dobler, Anton Zetterholm, Marc Liebisch

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Bonus: Musicals performed in German-speaking countries but were kept in English instead of translated (or were mostly kept in English)

Hair 2001 Vienna Production (Boot)

https://vk.com/video-9610195_456239031 (English singing with a mix of English and German dialogue) Cast: Drew Sarich, Steven Seale, Kudra Owens

Jesus Christ Superstar 2002 Bad Hersfeld (Proshot)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Yx41177Ji (Entirely in English) Cast: Yngve Gasoy-Romdal, Nigel Casey, Anna Montanaro

Jesus Christ Superstar 2003 Remscheid Concert (Boot)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1jp411R7Rj (Entirely in English) Cast: Alex Melcher David Michael Johnson, Nicole Berendsen, Claus Dam, Leon van Leeuwenberg, Martin Pasching

Jesus Christ Superstar 2004 Vienna Concert (Boot)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV15x411h7P6 (Entirely in English) Cast: Yngve Gasoy-Romdal, Dave Moskin, Maya Hakvoort, Pethon Quirante, Ethan Freeman

Jesus Christ Superstar 2005 Amstetten Production (Proshot) 💙

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTfdOQbTMc (Entirely in English) Cast: Steven Seale, Drew Sarich, Kudra Owens

Jesus Christ Superstar 2006 Vienna Concert (Boot)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1jp411R79b (Entirely in English) Cast: Rob Fowler, Petr Gazdik, Caroline Vasicek, André Bauer, Dennis Kozeluh

Jesus Christ Superstar 2007 Schwerin (Proshot?)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Ns41177mF (Entirely in English) Cast: Chris Murray, Matthias Pagani, Kathrin Huke

Jesus Christ Superstar 2007 Regensburg (Boot)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Zs411q7fS (Entirely in English) Cast: Chris Murray, Previn Moore, Ilonka Vöckel

Jesus Christ Superstar 2010 Essen Production (Boot)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1oW411L7Bt (Entirely in English) Henrik Wager, Serkan Kaya, Peti van der Velde

Jesus Christ Superstar 2012 Vienna Concert (Boot) 💙 Seriously watch this version just for Drew Sarich's Gethsemane

https://vk.com/video-40385084_456239034 (Entirely in English) Cast: Drew Sarich, Mischa Mang, Ana Milva Gomes

Jesus Christ Superstar 2013 Bonn Production (Boot)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ox41167fy (Entirely in English) Cast: Mark Seibert, David Jacobs, Patricia Meeden

All non-English language musicals that are on Youtube, those with or without subs, I collect in this playlist here and update regularly: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLBkeZOvj5B8bSgfsMiGBnF_OnmqTbDdW

I also have playlists for some individual musicals that contain clips, trailers, interviews and other videos that aren't full productions.

Actually, that one’s Dr. Jekyll. Dr. Who isn’t a doctor at all, he’s just a guy who built a person in his dorm room in college and then was terrified of it and got sick while his boyfriend nursed him back to health.

thoughts on doctor who?

Is that another Tumblr imaginary movie?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND SHIT

I GET YELLED AT FOR NOT EATING, I GET YELLED AT FOR EATING

I MIGHT AS WELL STOP FUCKING BREATHING