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I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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5 years ago

*Fucking dies in the McDonald’s parking lot*

alright then, time to post my retaliation. It may not be as long as yours but you best bet I’m coming for your kneecaps -_-

Devilish

Dabi x Reader

⚠️NSFW⚠️

Consider this a call out post 💕@unitato722 💕. I play to win, good luck in this war my dude.

With love

- A Hawks fucker

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Slam!

The door flew open placing a hole in the wall as Dabi kicked it open from around you, his hand tightly on your throat as he gently shoved you into his room. Before nearly pulling the door from its hinges on the wall just to close it behind him as you made yourself at home on his bed.

"That's right, on a bed where a cum slut like you belongs." A malicious grin and a lustful gaze formed on his features as he gazed at your form. His gaze landing on your chest, moving to your parted and panting lips.

"Get up." He beckoned you with his index and middle fingers, a display of sinful things you've experienced before.

"Yes Daddy." He watched you sashé over to stand before him, a wicked look in your eyes. You were trying to be funny! How cute and at a time like this? Where you had just embarrassed him in front of his comrades? No. He wasn't about to let you get away with it.

He wanted you to scream, beg and plead for his forgiveness. He wanted everyone to know what where your place was, it was under him screaming his name as he fucked you into oblivion, with tears streaming down your face as you dry came around him. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, your jaw slack as you moaned and your tits bounced from his rough thrusts.

"Open your mouth." You followed as instructed, opening your mouth not expecting for him to shove his fingers down your throat, a gag immediately escapes you. Your throat closing around his fingers, tears pricking your eyes.

"That's it. Learn your fucking place! Wrapped around my fingers, around my cock taking everything I give you!" Pulling from your mouth, saliva trailing with him, rubbing his fingers before spreading them apart watching the saliva string together while you calmed yourself. Tears pricking your eyes as your nose began to run.

Sucking his fingers clean, slowly and calculated, just how he knew you liked it. Grabbing your chin forcing his lips on yours his hand slowly sliding to hold your jaw firmly, taking his time brushing his tongue against the roof of your mouth, slow and sensual once more. His free hand slowly inching down your waist to your ass, grabbing tightly. Your hands grabbed at his shirt, palming him rubbing his chest knowing you were going to enjoy what ever his 'punishment' may be.

With one last rough palm he smacked your ass, the crack echoed throughout the room siding with your cry as you separated from his lips. A deep chuckle moved his chest as he held your neck tighter, heat engulfing your torso as you grabbed his wrist.

"Dabi? Dabi, what are you doing! Stop!" Your panic was clear on your face, your fingers wrapping around the wrist connected to the hand around your throat. "Dabi, please don't do this!" You begged as you felt the heat start to burn your sides.

"Do what Doll? Punish you? You knew what the consequences of disobedience and embarrassing me, but yet you still continue to do it." Everything about him screamed danger, somehow you still managed to find yourself turned on through the fear. Fire hot fingers skimmed your side pulling a wide open mouth moan from your throat.

"Fuck baby girl, you're singing for me so beautifully, my dick ain't even in you yet and you're crying out like this." Open mouth kisses littered your colla rbones, his hand travail beneath the waist of your pants still burning, a feeling not at all new by any means.

A sharp nip here and there as you panted in his ear the heat subsided as he neared your clit, the fingers around your throat squeezing tighter as he stopped; pulling away pushing you to the bed, roughly pulling your pants off with out care to your being.

"Alpha... Please." Alpha, referring to a kink you long ago accidentally discovered as he dicked you down in a back alley after he had been hit by a rivals quirk. He always liked feeling in control over everything, that included when you cummed and when he would make you try to suck his dick.

"You get no requests here skank, you're here to simply be my fuck toy and nothing more." An empty lie, but god if it didn't turn you on the way he said that while between your legs. His nose pressed against your pussy lips, nearly panting as he inhaled deeply, hands on your knees holding you open for his viewing pleasure. Standing suddenly his hands hooked under your knees he pulled you to the edge of the bed to the point your nearly fell from the bed. His hand move once more to your throat squeezing tightly as he leaned down to capture your lips again, holding the air in your lungs hostage in more way than one.

You could barely hear the metal of his belt clicking over the blood rushing in your ears as your wanted to desperately grind against his heavy, throbbing cock. A wanton moan pushed passed you lips when the head of his cock pressed against you, not even nothing to remove his own clothes, his leather pants rubbing against your bare thighs; tears once again pricked your eyes, without any preparation he pushed himself in, full hilt. His own eyes rolling back at the sound of your strangled moaning, running on the line of pain and pleasure. You're body couldn't keep up with the new feelings, he had never taken you so underprepared before.

The cries being pulled from your throat as he swallowed them as he thrust violently into your soft and supple core. Your velvet walls sucking him so deep as you banged against his chest. Your pained cries falling on lust and anger clouded ears. A man such as Dabi didn't care if you were in pain or not, he took what when wanted when he wanted when it came to your body and sex. He was always rough in his thrusts, always chasing his own realise like the literal selfish fuck he was.

Eventually your hands buried themselves in his black locks already tousled from the bickering outside. Pulling roughly as black spots entered your field of vision, pulling him down, a hand only your hips heating up and holding himself steady. His teeth grazing your nipple before biting down, more wanton moans escaping you as the bed started to bang against the wall.

"Fuck you should see the way you're taking me right now Doll Face. Though I'm sure you can feel it if the way you're sucking me in has any thing to show." Low grunts in your ear kept you panting as you started to slowly buck your hips to his harsh treatment. You knew there was no way you were going to sit comfortably in the morning, especially not with the way he was fucking you so good.

Sitting up he plowed himself deeper into your pussy as he removed his hand from your throat as your pussy quivered around his dick, body trembling and flinching with every deep thrust and drag. Raising his hand connecting it violently to your thigh and squeezing as you arched your back crying at the sensation.

"That's it baby girl, milk my dick like the cum dump you are. Fuck that's so hot." He watched as your expression contorted as he thrusted closer to his climax not caring about your own. His cock throbbing with every drag out of your abused pussy. His own cum spilling from around his dick, frothing as he rut against you.

Pulling out as he felt your pussy walls quiver and your body begging to shudder, "Oh no, Doll this is a punishment. Did you honestly think that I'd let you cum on my cock? Or let you cum at all?" His voice full of malicious ans mockery, "This is a punishment after all my little cum dump. Now get up, hands against the wall and I want you see you open your legs showing me that pretty pussy of yours."

Stepping away from your soaping core, his cum leaking out colouring your thighs in what he always claims to be a beautiful white. Leaning up you felt more of his heavy cum leak out as you followed instructions. A smack to your ass had you crying out, arching your back as he forced his fingers into you. His dick resting against the swell of your ass moving ever so slightly as he barely moved to hump you.

His nose grazed your neck before biting deeply, sucking on the soft skin there, his dick now moving back to your pussy, lining himself up the head of his dick sinking into you as he places his cum covered fingers on your hips slowly smearing it all the way back to the front of your cunt from behind. His fingers finding place at your clit rubbing viciously as he slammed himself back into you so violently your elbows gave out sending you to topple against the wall.

Your tongue hanging from your mouth as the head of his cock hit that special spot inside of you igniting every last one of your nerves. His grunts in your ear mixed with the wet slap of his nuts that hung from out side his pants and the devilish way he was ravishing you was enough to bring you to the edge. Pussy clenching around him as he continued to buck into you, your tits moving against the wall as a soundless scream tore it's way from you.

"You don't think you're done now do you doll?" A grunt laced with threat.

This was going to be a long night.


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7 years ago

if you have ever suffered from…

• depression

• anxiety

• eating disorder

• self-harm

• ocd

• bipolar

• feelings of guilt and hopelessness

• suicidal thoughts

can you please reblog to show support for people who also suffer.

you are not alone.

7 years ago

The turtles: *chatting in the living room while watching a movie*

Me: *runs into the room at top speed and dive bombs for blanket on floor*

Me: *lands on edge of blanket*

Me: *rolls*

Bros:............ O.O

Me: This is my final form

Me: I have become a blanket taco

Me: *sticks out tongue*

The Turtles: *chatting In The Living Room While Watching A Movie*

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6 years ago

@waterstar2016

*bangs pots*

HELLO EVERYONE IT’S FANFIC WRITER APPRECIATION DAY!!!

*bangs Pots*

GO SHOWER YOUR FAVORITE FANFIC AUTHORS WITH WELL-DESERVED LOVE!!!

7 years ago

This, this is amazing 😍😍😍

This, This Is Amazing 😍😍😍

Ok so I was reading the fic where Raph goes crazy when his s/o churrs and I was hoping that you could do one with Donnie. This time tho he's all shy bean until s/o churrs back and then he loses it and takes charge. We need more shmexy Donnie, and also your blog is amazing. I've been reading your stuff for the last hour. Thank you for being an amazing, beautiful human 😆😄😁😁❤💜

Thank you so much for the request! Hope you like it. Your kind words are making me smile.

WARNING 18+ CONTENT!!!

After getting home from work she hurriedly showered and changed into a black pencil skirt and lavender top. She applied a little gloss to her lips, mascara to her lashes and spritzed on some strawberry scented perfume. Taking one last look in the mirror she grabbed her keys, and locked her apartment door. As she was driving she found herself happily singing along to the radio. She couldn’t wait to see him.

His name was Donatello. He was tall, covered in lean muscle, and very nerdy. He was also a mutant turtle and had a Bo that he effectively wielded against crime. Donnie and his four brothers had rescued her during an altercation involving the foot 11 months ago. She always had a soft spot for the nerdy but strong type, and it didn’t take long for her to see past their physical differences.

Keep reading


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5 years ago

BNHA OC Form, Octavia

Alright imma finally post some of my BNHA stuff I’ve been working on. I know that this OC sheet was made by someone but I’m not sure who because my little sister is the one who sent it to me, so if you know please tell me <3

|Basic Info|

Name: Octavia Makino

Nicknames/Aliases: Tavi

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 7/12

Sexuality: Pan

Height: 5’3”

Weight: 135 lbs

Hair Color: Platinum white with black streak

Eye Color: Left eye - black/dark grey, Right eye - turquoise. Wears grey contacts to hide her prominent eye colors

Skin Color: White boiiiii

Looks: Flexible leathery wings. Can be wrapped around her to look like a top when in metallic form

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Disowned her and her sister at a young age

Sibling(s): Destiny Robel - twin sister.

Relative(s): N/A

Friend(s): Pretty much just her sister(?...)

Romantic Interest(s): Shoto Todoroki ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴

Other(s): N/A

Pet(s): She owns a barn owl named Hiroto

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Tenshi

Costume: Black and white coloration. Skintight. Black fingerless gloves. White top. Black shorts with white leggings. Utility belt(?) Combat boots. Hair tucked into a hood or in a bun. 

Motivations: Her parents suck in general and she wants to prove to everyone that her and her sister that two is better than one, and that the world could be better if people used their quirks in harmony rather than fighting for their own singular glory.

Quirk: Dual Wings

Abilities: 

1- wings and hair are pure white. She becomes extremely lightweight and agile, as well as strong enough to lift three cars worth of weight.

2- wings and hair are pitch black. Her wings become armored with razor sharp feathers that can be thrown, and can block attacks as a shield. Wings also lose feeling as they become completely metal and can bend at will

However, she becomes heavier, making it difficult to fly.

Weaknesses: She can become very faint and/or pass out if she switches between the two forms too much or too quickly.

Other Abilities: Always had a telekinetic link with her twin. Can merge abilities with her twin sister. Has a second quirk only her sister knows about. When she touches another person she can enter their mind, leaving her able to read thoughts, feel others emotions and gather information from target. Cannot control them with this. Becomes faint if she uses it too long 

|Statistics|

Power:  1 - 2/5   2- 5/5

Speed: 1- 5/5   2- 1/5

Technique: 3/5

Intelligence: 3/5

Cooperativeness: 4/5

|Backstory|

Her and her sister are the children of a very wealthy family and were disowned as children. When they were born not only identical, but with every cell the same their parents became scared of what it could mean. When they finally manifested not one but two quirks each, both parents cursed them as bad luck and refused to have either child if they weren't perfect. Ever since they have lived under new names on their own. They both stay away from using their combined power so they wont reveal who they are.

|Quote|

I may look like an owl, but hoo-hoo-who the fuck are you huh?


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7 months ago

This is actually amazing, I'm so soft for this man 😩❤️

Dating Donnie would include (slightly NSFW)

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not the cuddliest of the turtles but still very affectionate

his love language is quality time

loves it when you sit in the lab with him (preferably on his lap) and just let him bounce ideas and theories around with you

you don’t have a clue what he’s saying half the time

but you’ll still be his sounding board

movie marathons! and lots of them

you wanna see all of the marvel movies in order back to back

Donnie’s your boy

wanna spend over 20 hours watching the extended lord of the rings?

he’s in, baby

the sweetest pet names

sweet-pea

petal

angel

he mostly calls you honey/hun tho

you call him dot-com sometimes as part of an inside joke 

he makes you anything and everything

you name it he can create it

jewellery mainly tho

he’s good all the technical stuff

speaking of making you things

he makes a lot of toys for your private time together ;)

seriously you’ll have cum 3 times before he’s even taken his boxers off

usually ends with you begging him to just fuck you and end the pleasure torment he’s causing

actually reads up on how to pleasure a woman

research makes him perfect at it 

 doing everything together

if he’s not in the lab he will be right by your side

not in a clingy way, he just loves your company

cooking together

making the bed

showering together

when he gets drunk, which is very rare, he is the clingyist babe

will hold on to your arm with both of his

“I need you over hear” he’ll tell you

just to sit you down so he can lay his head in your lap

doting af

always getting you more drinks, brushing your hair for you, forehead kisses

very protective, just not as obvious about it as Raph 

knows everything and is always down to lay cute little facts on you

good communication could be better tho

will text you reasons to come over

sometimes these reasons are a pic of his down stairs

one of the more insecure that you’ll leave him

not because you aren’t loyal, he just assumes you;ll find a human mate who will be better suited to you

you assure him that you wont

always squishing your face between his hands and telling you he loves you

first few dates he is nervous™️

rambles a lot

which luckily you find oddly charming

1st time you both slept in his room he tidied the place top to bottom and bought new sheets

talks in his sleep!

always has a notebook beside the bed to jot little things down when he thinks of them

writes you love letters

we’re talking clumsy metaphors and half rhymes but it’s always so sweet and tender and loving.

he’s like that in bed too

is capable of being pretty romantic

only on special occasions tho or if he feels like you need some more romance in your life

like after a particularly hard week

obsessed with your neck

loves to nuzzle into it when you’re cuddling 

and leave a train of love bites down to your collar bones

such a gamer

you’re no good at it though

apart from like Mario kart. you beat him only once

boobs guy

falls asleep almost every night on top of you with his head on your chest

also loves your hips especially 

the biggest softie

will foster dogs with you

puts those night visions goggles to good use with games

hide and seek in the sewers is one of your faves

he has a security system set up tho so you always accuse him of cheating

he denies this

you’re bff’s with Leo

because Donnie is the only one who actually fully appreciates his leadership and so do you

1 year ago

Y'all don't understand how funny this is

One time, Donnie was so sleep-deprived he tried to zoom into a piece of paper.

7 years ago

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL ASFHTKTFD H

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL ASFHTKTFD H

Would it be too much to ask for an extremely fluffy poly fic? Like Donnie and Leo want to do something sweet and special for their girl (maybe it's her birthday, or their anniversary, or maybe cause they feel like it) and it's just a bunch of fluff and cute moments with sweet tender kisses. Thank you 😊😊

So this is the first Poly fic I’ve ever written. I definitely found it challenging, but I think (and I hesitantly say this) that it turned out ok. I hope you like it, my friend. @unitato722

This is SFW :)

It was a typical Friday night. The work week was done and she was on her way home. Despite the exhaustion that was written all over her face, she was smiling. Later on that night both Leo and Donnie were supposed to come over.

It had all started when the two of them interrupted a purple dragon from taking advantage of her. After that night, either Leo, Donnie or sometimes both would visit her a couple of evenings during the week, and she would stop by the lair. It didn’t take long for an attraction to build. There were two issues though. One, she was drawn to both. Leo was tactical, courageous and honourable. Donnie was a scientist and an inventor, a veritable technical genius. Two, they both wanted her.

Keep reading

7 years ago

Ok yes hi, can I please request more beat-boxing turtles in the next Bay movie? Thank you, this has been a PSA 😄😄

You can go back to your lives now😅

Ok Yes Hi, Can I Please Request More Beat-boxing Turtles In The Next Bay Movie? Thank You, This Has Been

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/23/ Adult content. I'm a big tmnt fan but my soft spots are for Donnie and Leo 💙 💜 I love to write but my phone sucks so sorry if it takes forever to upload.

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