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Have you ever heard of the snack that smiles back?

M O M C O M E G E T M E I M S C A R E D

What are some of your favorite Headcanons for Donnie and Leo???

Alright listen here.

Donnie:

This boi definitely has cameras set up around the lair, and I can guarantee you he saves some of the footage. He has a video of Leo pulling a flaming piece of toast out of the toaster and flailing it around until it crumbled to ash in his hand. He has copies of that video, and he refuses to delete them.

He has a video of Mikey sleep walking and having an argument with the refrigerator while fully asleep.

Another thing he has a video of is from quite recently actually. A kitten had fallen into one of the drains during a storm and broken its leg. The guys found it on their way back from patrol and nursed it back to health before sending it to a home it would be loved in. The video he has is of Raph in one of his rare soft moments, smiling softly as he rocks the kitten back and forth before falling asleep with it on the couch. He treasures all of these videos and he watches them when hes sad or down.

Now for the crackhead headcannons.

Does a very good anime girl impression

Has shocked himself so many times on his right hand that his nerve endings are fried

He has walked into the kitchen with his hand on fire and not realized it

When he has beef with one of his brothers he is extremely petty

One time he put a bit of coffee in Leo's tea

He was too tired to notice

*cue Leo going on a two hour rant about the fighting style in Dragon Ball Z

No one even knew he watched it

Has tried to have a conversation with a turtle at the pet shop

Leo:

Mikey tends to sleepwalk when he's had a stressful day and Leo makes it his job to sit awake in the livingroom until his youngest brother wanders in before leading him back to bed. He has had some pretty wild conversations with him too.

We all know he and Raph tend to butt heads a lot, but I believe that after he blows off some steam, he worries about his younger brother. He will secretly peek in on him and if he seems extra angry he will go out of his way to do something nice. He will refuse to admit to it though.

When it comes to Donnie, he always wakes up earlier than his other brothers, and the first thing he does is peek into the lab. If Donnie is in the middle of something he will refill his coffee and leave it on his desk. If his genius brother is asleep at his desk he'll carefully help him to bed.

And now for the secondary crackhead headcanon.

He has definitely made coffee for Donnie before bed and laced it with something that will knock him out

Sometimes it's the only way the other turtle ever gets enough sleep

When he was younger he loved to watch Donnie work

Until he got electrocuted

He keeps his distance now

The Bay movies showed us that Raph likes to knit, but Leo likes to crochet

When he was like 8 he dropped his katana and cut off a piece of Splinter's tail

It grew back but he was too scared about hurting his dad and it took a week before he picked them back up

Cries when he burns toast

The only thing he can cook is sushi

Mikey once convinced him that he found a bag of rare tea

It was weed

He made it into tea and everyone was high for almost 2 days

Splinter was not happy

Has had an argument with Mikey about why Donnie is the antichrist, all while the other was asleep

One time he was so deep into meditation that he sneezed and scared himself

Talks in his sleep

In Japanese

No one has the heart to tell him

YOU HAVE

D E P R E S S I O N

I FUCKING SNORTED 😂😂💗👏

Dad jokes the guys from class 1A would tell xD

I feel like I turned this into a low-key roast session for some of these dudes OOPS LMFAO

Bakugo :  What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.

Todoroki :  RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

Tokoyami :  Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

Sato :  What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

Kaminari :  What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

Shoji  Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.

Koda :  I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

Iida :  I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?

Mineta :  What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Aoyama :  Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Sero :  I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

Kirishima : Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. 

Midoryia :  The rotation of earth really makes my day.

Ojiro :  Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Bonus 

All Might : It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Aizawa :  If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Oh God it really is 😂😅

I love characters who can strike fear into the hearts of their friends simply by uttering the words: “Hey, I have an idea.”

*slams hands on the table*

Line up bitches, yall getting downloaded

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

When you're writing and you realize you have to kill off a character

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

Catch me out here with happy tears 😭💗

ahem ahem, todoroki shouto has a notebook full of letters to you. he never sends them to you, but they’re love letters. one for every single day of your relationship and he gifts it to you the night of your wedding because on god he is a romantic without even knowing it 🥺

STOPPP I’m going to cry this sounds exactly like something he would do and you KNOW those letters are going to be so sappy and so full of love that it would seem false coming from anyone else but every word is completely honest and he’s not exaggerating how he feels in the slightest. The ones from early in the relationship are going to be so sweet especially the one where he says “I think I’m really falling in love with you” mmmmm yeah you’re going to be spending you’re wedding night crying hysterically over how thoughtful he is which will confuse him because all he’s doing is telling you how he feels

Our Omega

Hawks x F!reader x Fatgum

A/N: This is once again just pure smut so WHOOPS

@redrehab​ this smut war is not over yet and you shall feel my sinful wrath   *pulls out lightsaber*

(Omegaverse)

Enjoy sinners <3

You were sitting in the living room scrolling through social media while your mate, Hawks, lifted weights in the spare room. The front door swung open suddenly to reveal your other mate Fatgum, who was sweating and sporting a few bruises, his body deflated to his fit form. His breathing was labored and the second his eyes met yours a deep growl emitted from his chest.

You felt your body relax submissively and immediately knew something was off.

Shit, his rut isn’t supposed to be for another month, you thought as he took a step towards you, his pheromones surrounding you like a blanket, stained with the scent of arousal. He growled again and another growl sounded from the room behind you where Hawks stood, sweat dripping down his exposed chest. You almost didn’t hear the whine that left your mouth as slick pooled between your thighs and soaked through your shorts.

Before the other alpha could make a move, Hawks moved to stand between you and the rutting alpha. “Taishiro, what’s going on?” he demanded through gritted teeth.

“Villain… quirk,” he huffed, “Omega, let me breed you…” 

Fatgum’s yellow eyes zeroed in on yours and the sinful sound that left him had you moaning out loud. Suddenly you were wrapped in a second scent as Hawks gave in to his growing desire, fueled by his other mate's pheromones. Your alpha’s didn’t even bother to move things to the bedroom as Hawks pulled your back against his chest and sat on the couch. His strong arms wrapped themselves around your stomach as he nibbled at your neck. “Fuck angel you smell so fucking good,” he groaned as he licked along your sweat gland before sucking at the skin just beneath your ear. 

For a moment, the larger male just watched with lust filled eyes. Just his gaze was causing more slick to leak out of you and you could hear Hawks inhaling it like a drug. Fatgum's nose flared as the scent of your arousal hit his nose and you moaned as Hawks slipped on of his hands into your shorts and slipped two fingers easily between your slick folds.

“God Keigo,” you moaned as he immediately started a fast pace, filling the room with squelching sounds from all of your slick.

A growl to your left drew your eyes back to Fatgum, who was crouching down and inhaling your scent as he worked a hand along his thick member, his pants having been discarded at some point. The only coherent thought in your mind was that you needed him inside of you filling you up with his knot. The thought caused you to whimper and his eyes snapped up to yours. “Taishi, please alpha…” you weren’t able to get anything else out as Hawks crooked his fingers and brushed against your g-spot. 

Your back arched but your moan was cut off when a thick finger breached your lips. You immediately began to suck at it as you stared into your mate's yellow eyes. “Fuck baby, look at you. Keigo, move your hand, I’m gonna take care of our little omega.” Hawks removed his hand from your pants and brought his fingers up to suck your slick off of them with a long, drawn out moan.

You whined before returning your gaze to Fatgum, who was stroking your inner thigh. As you watched him gently caress you, you were  lifted from your lust filled state enough to remember that he was hurt. “Taishiro, you’re hurt,” you huffed as you reached out for him. “You need to eat and get rest.”

The alpha only lowered your hand before kissing your lips heatedly. “They’re only scratches my love, and I have the perfect meal,” he lowered his head closer to your core as he ripped off your shorts, “right here.” 

The finger that had been in your mouth pushed into you as he attached his mouth to your clit and sucked. “Alpha!” you cried out, back arching as you reached for his head. Strong hands grabbed your arms and pulled them behind you as Hawks ground his erection up into you. 

“Fuck angel, you’re loving this aren’t you?” he leaned forward so his mouth was against the shell of your ear as he added, “you just love when your alpha’s take care of you, don’t you? You can’t wait to be stuffed full with our knots?”

“Please fill me alpha, I need your knot,” you mewled as the mouth around your clit pulled back and fingers left you empty and whining.

You were suddenly lifted as Hawks moved to lean against the arm of the couch and you were flipped onto your knees, ass in the air and mouth right above the winged hero’s ever growing bulge. Behind you, your rutting alpha pinned both of your arms to your back before slipping both wrists through the makeshift handcuffs he had made from one of Hawks discarded ties. He pulled them tight before grabbing the tie and pulling you up so your back was against his. “Are you ready for my knot baby?” he teased as you felt the head of his erection ghosting against your entrance.

Tears welled up in your eyes as you responded. “Please Taishi, I need you inside of me,” you cried and without warning his thick cock breached your entrance. There was a slight stinging but you were high off of the feeling as he lowered your head back down and began thrusting in and out of you. You found yourself hovering over your other alpha’s bare cock greedily taking it into your mouth and swallowed around him.

A hand twisted in your hair before tugging you off of Hawks cock, the said hero’s golden eyes never leaving your face as he teased the head of his length against your lips and he held your head up by your hair. “Shit angel you just love skewering yourself between us don’t you?” He let go of your hair and you returned to sucking him off as he groaned sinfully above you. Fatgum was no better as he rutted into you, still holding your wrists behind you as he used it to pull you towards him with every snap of his hips,

The pace suddenly changed as both heros grabbed onto you and thrust themselves into your waiting holes. Hawks was the first one to finish as he filled your mouth with his seed, watching as you dutifully swallowed every drop. As soon as he had pulled out of your mouth, Fatgum shoved you into the couch, allowing him to reach new angles inside of you. You no longer cared to feel embarrassed about the loud sinful sounds leaving your mouth that you were sure the neighbors could hear, and as you felt your orgasm approaching you whined to warn him. Taishiro licked up your neck before sinking his teeth into your bonding mark, ripping your orgasm from you with a shout of both their names. You felt his knot against your entrance before it was stuffing you full and he filled you. 

It took a minute for the knot to deflate but he untied your wrists before he pulled out of you and groaned, stumbling over to the kitchen. “I need a snack, but don’t you dare move,” he said locking eyes with you. “I’m nowhere near finished with you.”

*Fucking dies in the McDonald’s parking lot*

alright then, time to post my retaliation. It may not be as long as yours but you best bet I’m coming for your kneecaps -_-

Devilish

Dabi x Reader

⚠️NSFW⚠️

Consider this a call out post 💕@unitato722 💕. I play to win, good luck in this war my dude.

With love

- A Hawks fucker

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Slam!

The door flew open placing a hole in the wall as Dabi kicked it open from around you, his hand tightly on your throat as he gently shoved you into his room. Before nearly pulling the door from its hinges on the wall just to close it behind him as you made yourself at home on his bed.

"That's right, on a bed where a cum slut like you belongs." A malicious grin and a lustful gaze formed on his features as he gazed at your form. His gaze landing on your chest, moving to your parted and panting lips.

"Get up." He beckoned you with his index and middle fingers, a display of sinful things you've experienced before.

"Yes Daddy." He watched you sashé over to stand before him, a wicked look in your eyes. You were trying to be funny! How cute and at a time like this? Where you had just embarrassed him in front of his comrades? No. He wasn't about to let you get away with it.

He wanted you to scream, beg and plead for his forgiveness. He wanted everyone to know what where your place was, it was under him screaming his name as he fucked you into oblivion, with tears streaming down your face as you dry came around him. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, your jaw slack as you moaned and your tits bounced from his rough thrusts.

"Open your mouth." You followed as instructed, opening your mouth not expecting for him to shove his fingers down your throat, a gag immediately escapes you. Your throat closing around his fingers, tears pricking your eyes.

"That's it. Learn your fucking place! Wrapped around my fingers, around my cock taking everything I give you!" Pulling from your mouth, saliva trailing with him, rubbing his fingers before spreading them apart watching the saliva string together while you calmed yourself. Tears pricking your eyes as your nose began to run.

Sucking his fingers clean, slowly and calculated, just how he knew you liked it. Grabbing your chin forcing his lips on yours his hand slowly sliding to hold your jaw firmly, taking his time brushing his tongue against the roof of your mouth, slow and sensual once more. His free hand slowly inching down your waist to your ass, grabbing tightly. Your hands grabbed at his shirt, palming him rubbing his chest knowing you were going to enjoy what ever his 'punishment' may be.

With one last rough palm he smacked your ass, the crack echoed throughout the room siding with your cry as you separated from his lips. A deep chuckle moved his chest as he held your neck tighter, heat engulfing your torso as you grabbed his wrist.

"Dabi? Dabi, what are you doing! Stop!" Your panic was clear on your face, your fingers wrapping around the wrist connected to the hand around your throat. "Dabi, please don't do this!" You begged as you felt the heat start to burn your sides.

"Do what Doll? Punish you? You knew what the consequences of disobedience and embarrassing me, but yet you still continue to do it." Everything about him screamed danger, somehow you still managed to find yourself turned on through the fear. Fire hot fingers skimmed your side pulling a wide open mouth moan from your throat.

"Fuck baby girl, you're singing for me so beautifully, my dick ain't even in you yet and you're crying out like this." Open mouth kisses littered your colla rbones, his hand travail beneath the waist of your pants still burning, a feeling not at all new by any means.

A sharp nip here and there as you panted in his ear the heat subsided as he neared your clit, the fingers around your throat squeezing tighter as he stopped; pulling away pushing you to the bed, roughly pulling your pants off with out care to your being.

"Alpha... Please." Alpha, referring to a kink you long ago accidentally discovered as he dicked you down in a back alley after he had been hit by a rivals quirk. He always liked feeling in control over everything, that included when you cummed and when he would make you try to suck his dick.

"You get no requests here skank, you're here to simply be my fuck toy and nothing more." An empty lie, but god if it didn't turn you on the way he said that while between your legs. His nose pressed against your pussy lips, nearly panting as he inhaled deeply, hands on your knees holding you open for his viewing pleasure. Standing suddenly his hands hooked under your knees he pulled you to the edge of the bed to the point your nearly fell from the bed. His hand move once more to your throat squeezing tightly as he leaned down to capture your lips again, holding the air in your lungs hostage in more way than one.

You could barely hear the metal of his belt clicking over the blood rushing in your ears as your wanted to desperately grind against his heavy, throbbing cock. A wanton moan pushed passed you lips when the head of his cock pressed against you, not even nothing to remove his own clothes, his leather pants rubbing against your bare thighs; tears once again pricked your eyes, without any preparation he pushed himself in, full hilt. His own eyes rolling back at the sound of your strangled moaning, running on the line of pain and pleasure. You're body couldn't keep up with the new feelings, he had never taken you so underprepared before.

The cries being pulled from your throat as he swallowed them as he thrust violently into your soft and supple core. Your velvet walls sucking him so deep as you banged against his chest. Your pained cries falling on lust and anger clouded ears. A man such as Dabi didn't care if you were in pain or not, he took what when wanted when he wanted when it came to your body and sex. He was always rough in his thrusts, always chasing his own realise like the literal selfish fuck he was.

Eventually your hands buried themselves in his black locks already tousled from the bickering outside. Pulling roughly as black spots entered your field of vision, pulling him down, a hand only your hips heating up and holding himself steady. His teeth grazing your nipple before biting down, more wanton moans escaping you as the bed started to bang against the wall.

"Fuck you should see the way you're taking me right now Doll Face. Though I'm sure you can feel it if the way you're sucking me in has any thing to show." Low grunts in your ear kept you panting as you started to slowly buck your hips to his harsh treatment. You knew there was no way you were going to sit comfortably in the morning, especially not with the way he was fucking you so good.

Sitting up he plowed himself deeper into your pussy as he removed his hand from your throat as your pussy quivered around his dick, body trembling and flinching with every deep thrust and drag. Raising his hand connecting it violently to your thigh and squeezing as you arched your back crying at the sensation.

"That's it baby girl, milk my dick like the cum dump you are. Fuck that's so hot." He watched as your expression contorted as he thrusted closer to his climax not caring about your own. His cock throbbing with every drag out of your abused pussy. His own cum spilling from around his dick, frothing as he rut against you.

Pulling out as he felt your pussy walls quiver and your body begging to shudder, "Oh no, Doll this is a punishment. Did you honestly think that I'd let you cum on my cock? Or let you cum at all?" His voice full of malicious ans mockery, "This is a punishment after all my little cum dump. Now get up, hands against the wall and I want you see you open your legs showing me that pretty pussy of yours."

Stepping away from your soaping core, his cum leaking out colouring your thighs in what he always claims to be a beautiful white. Leaning up you felt more of his heavy cum leak out as you followed instructions. A smack to your ass had you crying out, arching your back as he forced his fingers into you. His dick resting against the swell of your ass moving ever so slightly as he barely moved to hump you.

His nose grazed your neck before biting deeply, sucking on the soft skin there, his dick now moving back to your pussy, lining himself up the head of his dick sinking into you as he places his cum covered fingers on your hips slowly smearing it all the way back to the front of your cunt from behind. His fingers finding place at your clit rubbing viciously as he slammed himself back into you so violently your elbows gave out sending you to topple against the wall.

Your tongue hanging from your mouth as the head of his cock hit that special spot inside of you igniting every last one of your nerves. His grunts in your ear mixed with the wet slap of his nuts that hung from out side his pants and the devilish way he was ravishing you was enough to bring you to the edge. Pussy clenching around him as he continued to buck into you, your tits moving against the wall as a soundless scream tore it's way from you.

"You don't think you're done now do you doll?" A grunt laced with threat.

This was going to be a long night.

Tied

Hawks x F!Reader

This is pure smut. *yeets fic at @redrehab​* MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCH, I LOVE YOU <3

You stared down at your phone for what must have been the hundredth time in the last hour. Be ready for me angel. That was all it said and, coming from your boyfriend, it could mean a variety of things. However, minutes after receiving the text, he had sent an attachment. Staring back at you was an image of his clothed cock straining against the trousers of his hero costume.

The shiver that ran through your body was one of excitement as you dug through your drawers for the perfect attire to greet him in. An hour later the sound of tapping against your window drew your attention as the hero slipped through and landed in your room. When he saw your scarcely clad form laying across your mattress he let out a low moan as his wings folded behind him and he took the steps between you two, discarding his jacket and goggles before he was on you. When your lips crashed with Hawks’ it was sloppy and wet, but it perfectly conveyed the desire behind each swipe of his tongue and every stroke of his hands in your hair. You pulled him down against you as you rolled your body up into his in an attempt to relieve the pressure in your core. 

Hawks growled as his hips snapped up to meet yours, his hands reaching down to strip himself of his shirt which joined his jacket on the floor. You couldn’t help the moan that left your lips as your hands roamed across his muscular chest. When your hands wandered down to the hem of his pants, drawing teasing feather light touches across the skin, his lips detached themselves from yours to stare down at you with his piercing yellow eyes. “Fuck angel, you’re just begging for me aren’t you?”

Instead of responding you dug a hand into his hair and tugged it to the side so you could kiss and nip along his neck. For a minute he seemed to be enjoying the attention, but all too soon his hand was wrapped around your neck as he forced your head against the mattress. “Oh baby, you should know better than this,” he purred in your ear as his hand reached down to unbutton his pants.

Once he was standing in nothing bit his boxers his hand tightened around your throat as he whispered, "stay right here for me angel." You could only whimper in response and he gives you a chaste kiss before walking over to your shared dresser and retrieving some silky rope. As he walked back you obediently lifted your hands above your head and he smirked in appreciation. 

As he tied your wrists to the headboard you came face to face with his sculpted chest. You bit your lip as you watched his muscles flex above you. Before you could stop yourself you ran your tongue along the grooves of each ab, shivering at the sweet, but salty taste that covered your lover. You felt him shiver above you before he finished tying you and moved back to look you in the eye. "What do you want babygirl?"

You arched yourself into him as much as you could. "Please Kiego, touch me," you begged, grinding your leg against his clothed cock. His hips bucked at the friction and his hands snaked underneath you to remove the red bralette, your breasts bouncing out into his waiting palms.

"God, look at you," he groaned as his eyes roamed over your bare torso before coming to land on the marching red panties you still wore. His hands trailed down your body leaving goosebumps in their wake as his fingers slowly hooked into the waistband of your panties and pulled them down. "Already so wet for me."

His mouth latched onto your thigh and he bit down, eliciting a moan out of you. He licked the mark before leaving a light kiss and moving towards your core.

His tongue licked at your folds and you gasped at the absolute sinful sound that left his mouth. "You taste divine angel, so ready for my cock," he growled as he inserted a finger into your sopping entrance and curled it just right.

"Yes Kiego. Fuck I want you inside of me," you moaned as he added another finger. Hawks was taking his time, but you weren't having any of it. As his mouth and fingers continued to work against your core, your fingers reached up towards the knot holding your wrists. "Babe please," you begged, and your boyfriend lifted his head, his fingers still moving inside of you.

"What was that baby?" He asked with a smirk. You bit your lip and glared at him as your fingers laced themselves into his blonde hair and pulled him up for a kiss. You both moaned into each others mouths as his fingers left you. When you separated he lifted his fingers to your mouth, his eyes burning with lust as he said, "suck."

As your lips closed around his fingertips, your hands suddenly wrapped around him as you flipped your positions. Hawks let out a startled yelp and his feathers ruffled, but before he could react you had tied his hands together with the silky rope. "I'm sorry little bird, but you're mine now," you muttered as you brought his arms behind his head with one hand and pulled his head to the side with the other.

Your lips brushed against his jaw line before biting into the skin of his neck, drawing out a deep moan from your lover. "Come on love, let me take care of you," whispered against his lips. Your hands reached down to remove his boxers and his cock finally sprang free. You hovered your dripping entrance over his cock as you smirked at him. "Tell me what you want Kiego, beg me for it," you instructed as you nibbled at his ear.

"[Y/N], please," he begged and you pulled at his restraints. "Fuck, please angel, I want to be inside of you, I want to fill that pretty pussy of yours."

Satisfied with his answer you pulled his arms over your head as you sunk down onto him. As you took a second to adjust to him you felt his legs quiver beneath you. God he was already so close. "Awe, are you really so aroused by me taking control of you little bird?"

You barely heard the breathy, "yes," as he thrust his hips up into yours. Good god, he definitely wasn't little, no matter how much you teased him with the nickname. In response you ground down against him as you sunk your teeth into his shoulder.

"Angel I- shit… I'm not gonna last long."

Honestly neither were you after looking at his face. His eyes were half kidded, his pupils blown wide as he watched himself disappear inside of you. His mouth was open as he let out heavy pants and his hair was sticking to his forehead, his wings splayed out beneath him and twitching slightly.

Fuck if he wasn't the most beautiful person you'd ever seen.

Your hips began to stutter as Hawks started to piston his hips up into yours, meeting your hips with each downward thrust. 

"God Kiego, are you going to fill me up? Do it, fill me with your cum."

His hips snapped up a final time before both of you were overcome by your orgasms. You felt Hawks body spasm beneath you and a sense of pride that you had been the one to fill him with so much pleasure.

You carefully untied his wrists and dropped the rope to the floor as you kissed him slowly. "Are you ok love?"

Hawks nodded and pulled you closer as he cuddled into your chest. "Perfect. I love you so much [Y/N]."

You smiled happily as you watched him fall asleep against you, your hand combing through his hair as you pulled the sheets over both of you and whispered, "I love you too Kiego."

I can 100% get behind these <3 <3

You got any Dabi HC's (nsfw of course) 💗💗💗

⚠️NSFW⚠️

Here you go love!💕💕 These were all I had at the time, I feel like they’re quite mild 🤣🤷‍♀️💦💦

• Dudes vocal as hell if you find the right spot.

• His back and hips are his weakest points durning sex and in general.

• He’ll immediately be turned on if you even so much as drag your lips over the exposed part of his skin under his shirt collar.

• He’s more of a Sadist than a Masochist, his pain tolerance is through the roof phenomenal.

• Choking is a big turn on for him, both giving or receiving.

• Loves when you leave hickies on his hips when you go down on him.

• Dragging his nails down your skin and leaving welts is something to be expected from him.

• He loves leaving Marks on your body in visible places letting everyone know you’re a thing and only his.

• He loves receiving lap dances.

• Hes the best in the League to give head, that’s for damn sure.

• Big Switch Energy

• Can be the world’s laziest lover one second then the most horniest bastard you’ve ever met the next

• Expect for him to constantly stand behind you, he won’t even lie when you ask him about it, even before you’ve ever fucked together.

• He’s an ass and thighs man

• Loves random blowjobs and hand jobs.

• Hes got a thing for being caught, whether it’s by himself his pants at his knees hands on his dick or straight up fucking.

• Makes sure you’re comfortable but still a bit careless, asking if you’re good then completely ignoring your answer.

• He is a ‘no means no’ guy unless he knows he might be able to get away with it (rarely)

Fucking listen, you can’t just type out some god tier shit like this and then tell me not to imagine it, like good lord *fans self*

Fuck it, hit me with some thirst. Whatever thirst you got 👀😈😈

⚠️NSFW⚠️

Don’t imagine your favorite character finding you in a remotely compromising position. Don’t think about them licking their lips before pressing up against you from behind. Their hands on your hips, nails digging into your skin, no doubt leaving marks to show in later days. Grinding themselves against your body, making your hips hurt against the surface you were leaning on.

Don’t imagine them laying themselves across your back, their hot breath against your neck trailing to your ear as they run their nose across your skin, whilst a hand slides from your hip to your chest lightly teasing the skin as they go to your nipples. Playing with them, pulling at them while they traced your neck with their hot tongue, their other hand slipping down the front of your pants as they pressed you against the desk harder, breathing heavily in your ear as they continued to move against you.

Don’t imagine them thrusting harshly against you banging your hips against the harsh surface just to hear you, bruising the soft skin there as they busied themselves with leaving marks up and down your exposed neck. Groaning in your ear everytime you whine, everytime you pant. Their hair between your fingers, growling with every tug you give them, their arms trapping you in, white knuckling the desk.

Don’t imagine feeling them as the fuck you like a primal animal in heat. Feeling them sink their teeth into the soft skin of your shoulder as they thrust deeply into you, milking them dry of everything they have to offer you. Feeling the fabric of their clothes against your ass, hearing them pant against you as your clothes cling to your body before pulling out of you leaving you to drip against your self.

Don’t imagine them taking you again pulling you up, pushing you roughly to the nearest wall. Hooking one of your legs over their hip as they once again grind against you, making a bigger mess of you, leaving trails against the wall behind you as they slide thrust. Their lips finally meeting your for the first time during the encounter, biting your lip hard enough to draw blood and bruise as they suck your lower lip in theirs. Your tongues battling for dominance as a they slide into you suddenly filling you once more making you gasp out as they growl into your mouth, as they finally thrust brutally into you, clenching around them crying out with every heavy drag and every sharp thrust of their hips. Their skilled hands pulling at your hair forcing you to expose your neck to them, trailing their tongue against you one hand tousling your hair as the other held your wrists above your head. Thrusting faster, barely leaving you as they finished desperate for their release, your body offering them that pleasure, using you and fucking you getting their high off your body and moans, whispering nasty things in your ears that would make a succubus blush as they finished deep inside you. Leaving your body simply tucking themselves away, leaving you a panting mess while the smirked down at your disheveled form. Grabbing your chin giving you a chaste kiss before pulling away leaving you wanting more.

Dream Turned Reality

Alright, listen up you beautiful humans, this is an 18+ fic and I’ve never posted one before so yeehaw lets get this shit show started lmao.

Pairing, Shouto x OC

The silver haired teen could feel everything. She could feel the soft touches as her lover walked around the bed, touching her in all the places that drove her crazy before pulling away again. The satin sheets felt pleasant against her bare form as she wiggled into a more comfortable position, shifting her wings slightly.

A blindfold covered her eyes, leaving her all the more sensitive to every touch as a cold hand trailed down Octavia's neck and between her breasts. A low whine escaped her as she bit her lip.

"Is something the matter darling?" A husky voice asked next to her ear. When his lover didn't immediately respond he smacked her inner thigh before kissing the mark with his icy lips. 

The girl only moaned and arched her back as his lips left her. "Please Shouto," she breathed as she pulled against the silky restraints that bound her wrists above her.

The bed dipped and her lover nipped at the juncture between her neck and shoulder as one of his hands trailed down between her thighs before pausing. "You're going to have to be a bit more specific love," the hot and cold hero teased as he let his fingers touch everywhere except her dripping entrance.

"God Shouto I need you! I need you to fuck me, please!"

Her body was suddenly pinned as her blindfold was ripped from her eyes. Her eyes momentarily raked his naked form before coming to rest on her lovers lust filled eyes.

"I want you to watch me fuck you into a pretty little mess," he growled before shoving his entire length inside her soaked pussy.

*************

Octavia awoke with a jolt, immediately feeling the dampness between her legs. Her wings were splayed out behind her and her whole body was covered in sweat. Damn that Todoroki for being so damn perfect. No matter where he was or what he was doing, he always looked like a snack. Without even trying!

With not enough time to take care of herself before classes started, the poor teen quickly changed into her uniform and changed out of her soaked panties. As long as the teachers hadn't planned any activities with the grade above them she wouldn't have to see the heterochromatic man who had stolen her attention so easily.

She met up with her twin sister, Destiny, and the two of them walked to class together as they always did. They took a seat just as the bell rang and Kayla turned around in her seat to give her a look. "Hey Tavi, you look like you just crawled right out of hell; is everything ok?"

The said girl nodded and gave the brunette a lopsided grin. "Yea, just didn't get enough sleep last night," she mumbled.

As Aizawa entered and started the lesson Octavia found herself shifting in an attempt to ignore her arousal. By the time class was about to be let out she had thankfully been able to calm down and take some notes.

While Kayla and Stasi were packing up the second the bell rang, Destiny leaned over to grab her sisters hand. Whatever it is on your mind, she said through the mind link, you can take lunch off if you need. 

Octavia smiled back at her twin, squeezing her hand reassuringly. I'll be fine Des, but I'll let you know if I change my mind.

The two smiled at each other before following their friends down towards the lunchroom. As they waited in line they chatted about their upcoming girls night and joked about class. They had just made it to the front of the line when someone bumped into Octavia, making her stumble a bit before a pair of strong arms wrapped around her, saving her from a fall.

"Octavia, I'm so sorry I didn't mean to bump into you," Todoroki apologized as he let go of her. "Kirishima and Bakugo decided to have a shoving match and threw me."

The winged teen felt her brain getting foggy as she remembered the dream she had, and she squeezed her legs together as she responded. "Oh, it's no big deal, really. I know how those idiots can get; there's no need to apologize."

The bicolored teen smiled at her as she grabbed her lunch tray and walked towards a table. She could feel his eyes still on her as she sat down and she could feel the blush on her face.

"So," Stasi said nonchalantly, "when are you two finally going to fuck?"

Octavia choked on her noodles and coughed loudly before loudly whispering, "what the fuck do you mean?"

Kayla and Stasi exchanged a glance before the latter leaned in, an evil grin plastered across her face. "Oh come on, I could totally see it back there. I've never seen you so flustered before, and I'm pretty sure Todoroki is still checking you out."

Destiny glanced back towards the table of 2A students and muttered, "she's right, he keeps glancing at you."

"So what? He and I are friends, nothing more! He's probably just worried after he nearly knocked me over."

"Don't you mean after he swept you off your feet?" Kayla asked with a giggle.

Octavia was sure her face was as red as a tomato as she gulped and took another bite of her food. As she was chewing she could remember her dream almost perfectly. God how she wanted him to pin her against a wall and take her fast and hard… 

Focus, she scolded herself as she stood from her seat. "You know what guys, I think I'm gonna go do some laps before gym. I'll see you guys in class."

She ignored her sister's quirked eyebrow and her friends smirks as she made her way out of the cafeteria and towards the gym building.

When she reached the smaller building away from other students she slumped against the side of it and cursed herself. Fuck, why is it so hard to control myself? I should have taken care of myself this morning dammit. She thought checking her surroundings before pulling down her soaked panties to assess the damage. Shit it's worse than I thought! If I hurry I can probably change these before class…

Octavia was so deep in thought that she didn't notice the footsteps approaching until someone grabbed her shoulder. Her wings snapped open as she whirled around to see the person who had been occupying her thoughts all day. "Todoroki, what are you doing here?" She squeaked nervously. 

"Hey Octavia, what are you-" 

Todoroki looked down and the smaller teen swore she had never known true fear until that moment. Her hands shot down to pull her panties back up but a pair of strong hands grabbed ahold of hers, halting her movements before she could completely pull them up.

Brown and blue eyes met grey and aquamarine as the pair froze. Todoroki gulped before looking away. "I'm sorry I shouldn't have been peeking, but-" he looked back to her, voice suddenly more gravelly, "why are they so wet?"

Octavia could have died right there at the straightforward question but she forced herself to respond. "W-well you s-see, I um… had this d-dream that kinda sorta has me super d-distracted all day and… I just wanted to see i-if I should run back to the dorms and um- change you know?" She stuttered, unable to keep eye contact as she rambled, trying to keep out the part about him. "I didn't think anyone was w-watching so I-"

Her explanation was cut short as the other teen released her hands and stepped closer. "Oh really?" He asked. "And what, or rather who, exactly was this dream about?"

Goosebumps erupted along the pale girl's skin as she fixed her uniform, her mind going completely blank. 

"I don't know if you'd be able to look me in the eye if I told you," she admitted quietly as she looked at the ground.

A hand tilted her chin upwards as she was backed into the wall. Todoroki's eyes were locked onto hers intensely as he slowly leaned forward. "I highly doubt that sweetheart," he growled before his lips descended on hers. They paused more centimetres from hers and Octavia let out a low whine before closing the space. 

Todoroki's lips moved against hers slowly as she melted into him, hands running along his toned chest as his hands settled lightly on her hips. It was everything she had ever dreamed of and as they drank each other in she couldn't stop the moan that escaped her lips.

Shouto's breath hitched and suddenly his body was pressed flat against hers as his left hand tangled in her hair, his mouth ravaging Octavia's as his other massaged her hip. When they both broke for air, panting for breath, Todoroki growled into her ear as a hand reached down to graze her supple ass. "If you make another sound like that I wont be able to help my curiosity," he groaned as he nipped at her ear, "I'll have to see what other sounds you can make." 

Octavia, in response, grabbed him by the collar and pulled him closer, throwing caution to the wind as she let out a low moan into his ear.

The teen was ripped from the wall as the half and half hero dragged her around to the east side of the building where shadows draped over the area. Once there he paused and looked down into her own heterochromatic eyes; searching them for any sign of discomfort. "Tell me to stop," he muttered breathlessly. 

Without missing a beat Octavia smiled and replied, "never."

With that his lips were back on hers as he shoved her roughly against the side of the building and lifted his leg to grind against her clothed core. Todoroki bit down on her lip hard enough to draw blood before pulling away and placing a hand around her throat, squeezing hard enough to leave her breathless while his other hand crept up her leg. He moved her panties to the side and ran a finger along her folds, groaning when he felt how wet she was for him.

"God sweetheart, you're absolutely soaked. Is all this for me?" He asked, shoving a finger inside her before she could answer. Her responding keen nearly had him coming on the spot. 

He pulled his finger out and shoved the silver haired teen to her knees as he shoved down his pants. They had barely hit the ground when a pair of soft lips wrapped around his hard length. "F-fuck, you must be desperate for my cock love."

Octavia could only moan in response and Todoroki threw his head back at the feeling. Her tongue ran from the base of his shaft to the tip before swirling around his head and then taking him back into her mouth.

"Just like that love, look at you so eager to swallow my cock without being told. Such a good girl." Shouto praised.

Another moan had him trembling as he pulled her off of him, watching in awe as the woman beneath him whined at the loss of contact. Shouto smiled as he pulled her up and kissed her. Taking a chance the red and white haired teen asked, "What do you want?"

"I want you to pin me down and make me scream."

A smirk crept onto Shouto's face. "How about I take you right here where anyone could see you? I want to hear you beg me to let you finish," he groaned.

Another moan was his only answer before he grabbed her wrists and pinned them above her with one hand as the other grabbed her ass and he growled, "jump." The second her legs were around him he ground against the winged teen, allowing her to feel his erection against her core.

"Todoroki p-please, fuck," Octavia keened at the feeling.

"You want this cock babygirl?" He growled as his hips came to a stop.

The other whined before leaning forward and nipping at his ear. "If you aren't inside of me in the next minute I'll be the one pinning you down, Shouto."

Before she could blink a warm hand was wrapped around her neck, squeezing lightly as his right reached down to free his aching member. He pulled her panties to the side and swiped a finger through her wetness before bringing it to his lips for a taste. "Fuck darling, you taste devine," he growled as he swallowed her arousal, thrusting into her before she could respond.

The moan that left Octavia could only be described as sinful; matching the throaty groan pulled from the bicolored teen that filled her.

The hand around her neck was giving her just enough room to breathe as Todoroki gave another experimental thrust. "S-shit love, say it again. Fucking say my name," he demanded, his hand tightening.

"Shouto," she whined, throwing her head to the side as he shoved himself inside her fully. 

Todoroki moved himself to wrap his arms behind her, grabbing Octavia's shoulders to shove her against him; thrusting into her g-spot with every thrust. With her neck now bare, Shouto licked along her neck before biting into the juncture between her neck and shoulder. 

"Oh my God, S-Shouto!" 

His lips kissed the mark before they were pulling hers into a lustful kiss, swallowing every moan she had to offer.

"God, I'm gonna come," he groaned. "Where do you want it?"

Octavia was barely lucid enough in her lust filled haze to realize she wasn't on any pill and they weren't using a condom. "I want to swallow you, please," she begged as her orgasm tore through her body and she bit into his shoulder.

Panting, Shouto pulled out of her and brought her back to her knees where Octavia took him back into her mouth and swallowed around him. Shouto came into her mouth and the winged teen was able to swallow most of it before she pulled away, coughing.

"Shit, Octavia, are you ok?" Todoroki fretted as he bent down to look at her.

She smiled back at him as she wiped the remaining fluid off her mouth. "I'm fine Shouto, I promise," she replied with a kiss to his lips. He moaned as he tasted himself on her lips before tucking himself back into his pants and picking Octavia up.

Before she could protest, he said, "I'm taking you to the dorms so you can change before class. You might want to hurry unless you plan on explaining to the teachers why you're late."

The silver haired girl huffed. "You underestimate me. I have a plan, but you need to head back or it wont work."

"Maybe next time we can do it somewhere more private,"he whispered as they entered the dorms.

Next time, she thought, and her heart soared. "I can't wait."

My BNHA OC’s

Guess what bitches?? I drew my children, so here they are (I put them in hero suits)

Stasi

Kayla

Octavia

Destiny (WIP sketch)

BNHA OC Form, Stasi

|Basic Info|

Name: Stasi Fuudo

Nicknames/Aliases: Heat wave, Heat exhaustion

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 3/05

Sexuality: Lesbian

Height: 5'5

Weight: 157 lbs

Hair Color: Mahogany 

Eye Color: Maroon

Skin Color: Tan fading to ash grey at her hands and feet

Looks: The left side of her head is shaved and the rest is just above shoulder length. She has a bit of chub on her and her ears are pointed. Skin is grey around hands and feet because of all the times she has heated them up

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Her dad got locked up for being a villain and her mom is super clingy 

Sibling(s): N/A

Relative(s): N/A

Friend(s): Kayla, Octavia, and Destiny 

Romantic Interest(s): Rosaline 

Pet(s): Cat

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Thermostat

Costume: Shorts with a red tankini and black heat resistant black shoes

Motivations: Fight people like her dad

Quirk: Furnace

Abilities: Can raise her body temperature high enough to melt most things she touches

Weaknesses: It takes a second for her to cool down so she has to be careful what she touches. Also gets dehydrated after using quirk for too long. Drinks the most water of any student

Other Abilities: Skilled in hand to hand combat. Also a snarky bitch

|Statistics|

Power: 5/5

Speed: 2/5

Technique: 4/5

Intelligence: 2/5

Cooperativeness: 1/5

|Quote|

Is it getting hot in here or is it just my hand melting this counter we're leaning against?

BNHA OC Form, Kayla

|Basic Info|

Name: Kayla Adachi

Nicknames/Aliases:Kay KK

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 8/27

Sexuality: Bi

Height: 5'1

Weight: 114 lbs

Hair Color: Dark brown 

Eye Color: Dark brown

Skin Color: White 

Looks: Looks like your average teenage girl but if you look closely, her eyes look like liquid. Slim, flexible build. Looks more childlike. Puppy dog eyes for days

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Both parents are normally at work so she and her siblings kinda raised themselves

Sibling(s): An older brother, a younger brother, and a younger sister

Relative(s): She isn't too close with any of them

Friend(s): Octavia, Stasi, and Destiny 

Romantic Interest(s): A kid from 1B who she watches from afar

Pet(s): A parakeet 

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Puddler

Costume: A light orange suit with grey boots and a white oval splotch in the center

Motivations: Wants to be able to be there for her kids instead of working all day like hers

Quirk: Solid To Liquid 

Abilities: Can turn solids to liquids and vice versa 

Weaknesses: If she has to melt something and then return it back to its original state it exhausts her. When she converts too many things her body starts to feel heavier and she becomes slower

Other Abilities: Super flexible and quick. Also she can use her ability to turn fruits into liquid. 10/10 would recommend her smoothies 

|Statistics|

Power: 4/5

Speed: 4/5

Technique: 4/5

Intelligence: 3/5

Cooperativeness: 5/5

|Quote|

I'm not cute, I'm a danger to society 

BNHA OC Form, Destiny

Alright imma finally post some of my BNHA stuff I’ve been working on. I know that this OC sheet was made by someone but I’m not sure who because my little sister is the one who sent it to me, so if you know please tell me <3 

|Basic Info|

Name: Destiny Makino

Nicknames/Aliases: Dessy, D

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 7/12

Sexuality: Pan

Height: 5’3”

Weight: 130 lbs

Hair Color: Metallic grey at roots that fades to white at the tips

Eye Color: Right eye - Black/dark grey , Left eye - Lavender. Wears grey contacts to hide her prominent eye colors

Skin Color: White 

Looks: wears glasses. She can see fine without them, but it helps her focus.

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Disowned her and her sister at a young age. Refuse to have children who ruin their image

Sibling(s): Octavia Robel - Twin sister

Relative(s): N/A

Friend(s): Her sister (?...)

Romantic Interest(s): Denki Kaminari  

Pet(s): Robodog

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Ganroda

Costume: Short skirt with shorts underneath. Tanktop. Hair in a ponytail. Utility belt. Barefoot.

Motivations: Her parents suck in general and she wants to prove to everyone that her and her sister that two is better than one, and that the world could be better if people used their quirks in harmony rather than fighting for their own singular glory. She also wants to keep tabs on Octavia seeing as she is more reckless. 

Quirk: Weaponize

Abilities: She can transform any part of her body into any weapon.

Weaknesses: The bigger the weapon is, the more pain she is in. Pain usually comes in the form of migraines, but if she really overworks herself, her arm that was the weapon will become paralized

Other Abilities: Has always been able to perform a telekinetic connection with her sister. Can merge abilities with her twin sister. Has a secondary quirk that only her sister knows about; when making skin to skin contact with another person she can see flashes of their future.

|Statistics|

Power: 5/5

Speed: 1/5

Technique: 4/5

Intelligence: 6/5

Cooperativeness: 3/5

|Backstory|

Her and her sister are the children of a very wealthy family and were disowned as children. When they were born not only identical, but with every cell the same their parents became scared of what it could mean. When they finally manifested not one but two quirks each, both parents cursed them as bad luck and refused to have either child if they weren't perfect. Ever since they have lived under new names on their own. They both stay away from using their combined power so they wont reveal who they are.

|Quote|

Knife hands, because now you can mince a bitch before you saute her

BNHA OC Form, Octavia

Alright imma finally post some of my BNHA stuff I’ve been working on. I know that this OC sheet was made by someone but I’m not sure who because my little sister is the one who sent it to me, so if you know please tell me <3

|Basic Info|

Name: Octavia Makino

Nicknames/Aliases: Tavi

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 7/12

Sexuality: Pan

Height: 5’3”

Weight: 135 lbs

Hair Color: Platinum white with black streak

Eye Color: Left eye - black/dark grey, Right eye - turquoise. Wears grey contacts to hide her prominent eye colors

Skin Color: White boiiiii

Looks: Flexible leathery wings. Can be wrapped around her to look like a top when in metallic form

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Disowned her and her sister at a young age

Sibling(s): Destiny Robel - twin sister.

Relative(s): N/A

Friend(s): Pretty much just her sister(?...)

Romantic Interest(s): Shoto Todoroki ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴

Other(s): N/A

Pet(s): She owns a barn owl named Hiroto

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Tenshi

Costume: Black and white coloration. Skintight. Black fingerless gloves. White top. Black shorts with white leggings. Utility belt(?) Combat boots. Hair tucked into a hood or in a bun. 

Motivations: Her parents suck in general and she wants to prove to everyone that her and her sister that two is better than one, and that the world could be better if people used their quirks in harmony rather than fighting for their own singular glory.

Quirk: Dual Wings

Abilities: 

1- wings and hair are pure white. She becomes extremely lightweight and agile, as well as strong enough to lift three cars worth of weight.

2- wings and hair are pitch black. Her wings become armored with razor sharp feathers that can be thrown, and can block attacks as a shield. Wings also lose feeling as they become completely metal and can bend at will

However, she becomes heavier, making it difficult to fly.

Weaknesses: She can become very faint and/or pass out if she switches between the two forms too much or too quickly.

Other Abilities: Always had a telekinetic link with her twin. Can merge abilities with her twin sister. Has a second quirk only her sister knows about. When she touches another person she can enter their mind, leaving her able to read thoughts, feel others emotions and gather information from target. Cannot control them with this. Becomes faint if she uses it too long 

|Statistics|

Power:  1 - 2/5   2- 5/5

Speed: 1- 5/5   2- 1/5

Technique: 3/5

Intelligence: 3/5

Cooperativeness: 4/5

|Backstory|

Her and her sister are the children of a very wealthy family and were disowned as children. When they were born not only identical, but with every cell the same their parents became scared of what it could mean. When they finally manifested not one but two quirks each, both parents cursed them as bad luck and refused to have either child if they weren't perfect. Ever since they have lived under new names on their own. They both stay away from using their combined power so they wont reveal who they are.

|Quote|

I may look like an owl, but hoo-hoo-who the fuck are you huh?

What about Donnie having a secret love for massaging his girl because he loves the noises she makes, and maybe she futures it out and teases him till he pounce her 👀👀

Oooh you just know he would totally use this to his advantage. Usually you would be the one walking into the lab saying he needs a massage because of all the hard work he's done ... but he's a gentleman and wants to return the favor. "Only if I'll massage you too", he said with a smile. All of this started off nice and cute until you realized what he was doing. You weren't dumb. You knew your moaning and (sometimes) squeaking drove him insane. You could tell from the way he moved is hands, resting at a certain spot and then continuing with what was doing.

Now you'd sometimes straight out ask him if he could give you a massage. Bringing in an excuse like "too much stress at work" or "I slept in a weird position". Sometimes you didn't use an excuse at all. You just wanted a massage that's all. You would constantly find new spots that are sore and need some work on.

Not to be complaining, you loved the "normal" Donnie but you loved it when he got wild as well. That didn't happen often which is why you took advantage of it.

Any embarrassing stories Splinter is more than willing to share about when the boy's went through puberty? 👀

Thankfully Splinter keeps those things for himself but if he would talk … how boy, the embarrassment would be real. Like when they first found out they had a penis. Or maybe not that they had one but more what it could do. And they acted so awkward about it. As if Splinter was stupid and didn’t exactly know what they were doing behind their locked doors. There was no way Splinter would ask them about it though. He might be there father but he sure as hell don’t want to know every detail of their life. When they found out they liked girls (and how goddamn stunning all of them were) they all went in to a “secret mission” mode. Trying to get as many old - and used good god - playboys and other magazines as possible. The things you find in the sewer.

Voice changes oh boy. Raph has always been bossy but when his dark, raspy voice developed he was even more cocky than usual. Too cocky for his own good since Leo (and Splinter) could see right through him: that he was still a huge softie. A big brute with a heart as soft and sweet as a pineapple. That’s also where Mikey’s nickname for him came from (Big, cuddly teddybear - another embarrassment that no one should know about).

They had some mood swings too. And while they never left the sewer, they were too smart for that and knew Splinter would send them to the Hashi for 2 weeks straight, they always found ways to grind their dad’s gears. Either by pranking him, hiding for as long as they could or simply never do what he wanted them to do. Of course Splinter isn’t stupid either and came up with the most embarrassing punishments. Wearing a cute apron while cleaning was the nicest still.

Or when half of them decided to not shower anymore (“You’re a turtle, living in the sewer, don’t you smell bad enough?”, Splinter thought) while the other two showered and pampered themselves as often as they could.

And the clothes they wore (or wanted to wear since non of them really fit) were outrageous. Nothing matched, everything was old, stinky, hole-y. And the worst thing is they were proud of that. “These boys will be the death of me”, Splinter mumbled as he hoped for puberty to be over soon.

@fandoms-and-regret

It's called going to bed with Raphael chapter 7

Although you should read them all, they're amazing! 😘

Just read a Leo x Raph fic where it said, "usually Leo was the one dishing out consequences," and god forbid I just imagined Leo holding a stack of plates and launching them at his brothers shouting, "you get an orgasm, and you get an orgasm!" 😂😂

LOL WHAT IS THIS FANFIC

Mikey: It’s dark! I’m scared!

Leo: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you! [stomps foot and sketchers light up]

Cuddle: Mikey💛

Kiss: Raph❤

Fuck: Donnie💜

Marry: Leo💙

💚💚💚💚

You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~

@waterstar2016

*bangs pots*

HELLO EVERYONE IT’S FANFIC WRITER APPRECIATION DAY!!!

GO SHOWER YOUR FAVORITE FANFIC AUTHORS WITH WELL-DESERVED LOVE!!!

When an add interupts my music

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

I think a long dead Victorian orchestra is haunting me... 😐

please reblog if you hear music inside your head all the time

*old wizard voice* FOOL OF A TOUQE

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

buddy

bud

pal

neighbor

*australian voice* mate

*cowboy voice* partner

SO HELPFUL

For those of you that like everything neatly organised, here’s links to EVERY ONE of my first 150 how to THINK when you draw TUTORIALS, in ALPHABETICAL ORDER for #SkillUpSunday! Enjoy, link, pin, share! Cheers! Lorenzo! How to draw ANGRY EXPRESSIONS How to draw BIRD HEADS How to draw BOOKS How to draw BOXES How to draw BREAKING GLASS How to draw BRICKWORK How to draw CABLES and WIRES How to draw CAR CHASES How to draw CATERPILLAR TRACKS How to draw CAVES How to draw CHARACTERS (3-SHAPES) How to draw CHARACTERS (FLIPPED-SHAPES) How to draw CHARACTER SHAPES How to draw COMIC COVERS How to draw COMPOSITION How to draw CROSS-CONTOURS How to draw EARS How to draw FABRIC How to draw FEET & SHOES How to draw FEMALE HANDS PART ONE How to draw FEMALE HANDS PART TWO How to draw FOREGROUND MIDGROUND BACKGROUND How to draw GAME BUILDINGS How to draw GEMS and CRYSTALS How to draw GIRL’S HAIR How to draw GRASS How to draw HAIR (1940s styles) How to draw HAPPY EXPRESSIONS How to draw HORNS How to draw HORSE HEADS How to draw IMPACT DEBRIS How to draw IN 3D How to draw INTEGRATING LOGOS How to draw INTERIOR BASICS How to draw IN-WORLD TYPOGRAPHY How to draw JUNGLE PLANT CLUSTERS How to draw JUNK HOUSES How to draw LAMP POSTS How to draw LAVA How to draw LIGHTNING and ELECTRICITY How to draw MECHANICAL DETAILS How to draw MUSHROOMS and FUNGUS How to draw MONSTER HEADS How to draw MONSTER TENTACLES How to draw MOUNTAINS How to draw NEGATIVE SPACE How to draw NEWSPAPERS How to draw NOSES How to draw PERSPECTIVE BOXES How to draw PIGS How to draw POD HOUSES How to draw POURING LIQUID How to draw ROBOT ARMS How to draw ROCK FORMATIONS How to draw RUNNING FIGURES How to draw SAUSAGE DOGS How to draw SEA WEED   How to draw SHADOW COMPOSITION How to draw SHOULDER ARMOUR How to draw SIEGE WEAPONS How to draw SILHOUETTE THUMBNAILS How to draw SMOKE EFFECTS How to draw SNOW How to draw SPACE BIKES How to draw SQUIRRELS How to draw STICK FIGURES How to draw THE HORIZON How to draw TIKI STATUES How to draw TREASURE CHESTS How to draw TREE BARK How to draw TREE ROOTS How to draw VEHICLES How to draw VINTAGE PLANES How to draw WATER How to draw WOODEN HOUSES

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