Latest Posts by v0idhaert - Page 8

wasn’t Joel’s latest episode ever so lovely?

Joel smallishbeans, never change

guys I will actually explode if I don’t share this RN, but basically the band *repeat repeat has an album called the floral canyon and the following songs in the following order are so boat-boys-through-double-life-to-current-day coded to me it’s crazy:

Everybody’s Falling in Love

Be This Way

Ghost

Mostly

Hooks

Hang it Low

Girlfriend (<-this one is mostly self indulgent, but still)

no I will not change my mind. yes I will elaborate. I may or may not have written a literal essay on this. Like, not even exaggerating in is actually an essay. Guys I’m actually going insane help.

btw feel free to ignore this post lol.

cyberpunk city never sleeps

I had to draw them being their idiot selves. @risibledeer has the context and everyone else will just have to wonder lol.

They’re so stupid /aff. thank you for the idea Risi!! ^^ also while I’m here I love the art for the Joel week coming soon poster it’s so cool, everyone go and look at it it’s so pretty !!!

Travelling through the woods was a bad idea during the day, but in the middle of the night, alone, it was downright idiotic.

Now Joel's cold (should've brought a sweater like Grian told him to, but, in his defence, that would have ruined his outfit) and wet (fell in a creek) and dirty (fell in a blummin' creek) and he wants to kill himself (no elaboration necessary).

As he's walking, his foot suddenly catches on a branch, pulling him forward and, oh, shoot, he goes falling backwards into the mud and bugs and god-knows-what. And is that a rip in his favourite shirt? Because if it is he's going to burn this entire forest down to the ground and–

"Who are you?"

Joel startles so hard he thinks he may have just had a mini heart attack. Hand on his chest, he catches his breath, craning his head to look up at who just spoke to him. 

Oh. 

Oh. 

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hi bluet. An Etho for you because you asked so very nicely. Because I am a kind and benevolent soul, you all get skirt-Etho, you’re welcome lol. I gave him glasses because I wanted to. He can be even more pathetic and dorky than usual. As a treat! For us.

Also a Joel appeared along the way lol, dunno how that happened.

*joel voice* his nerdy ways and total lack of social skills and coolness have enraptured me. Do not fall for his fiendish wiles! He is adorably pathetic, and you will not be able to leave!!

If any one asks I blame this of @bluetbluish

some sketchbook Joel’s (a small slice of Gem’s face also appears lol)

I want to probably do a polished version of the fight club one later. And maybe try to make Gem look less excited to be murdered. Expressions are hard, ok?!

as for doll Joel *picks up package and shakes him up and down violently* I just think he’s neat.

Edit: also ignore the thing I blocked out on emo Joel drawing it was a insane little ramble I didn’t want to inflict upon you all lol

what if I drew the bad boys as that one photo of three out of four of the killjoys?

Bigb and Pearl voices because I think collectively they would be dr. Death defying : “Look alive sun shine! 109 in the sky…

I’m could write out the whole monologue but I’m not going to for you guys sake.

The photo vvv

*resisting the temptation to make a danger days au*

EIGHT MORE DAYSSS TILL SEVEN NIGHTS OF JEREMY AKA JOEL WEEK

13-22 OCTOBER

prompts list in my pinned post :)

oh my goodness gracious @insomnya777 thank you for all the compliments!?!?! I’m so glad you liked my drawings!! Also, glad to know it’s clear who the favorite is lol. (It’s Joel. I am a Jeremy through and though/silly) said I would do a nicer fanart, and so here it is!! I’m not sure how I feel about the colors but oh well.

I kinda went a little wild on the shading lol here’s the color flat as well vvv

Anyway thank you so much nya!! I love your au it’s so fun and creative and has lots of fun world building and ahh you’re so cool and stuff!!! (Also thanks for clarifying about Etho lol, that’s actually so cool I may have to do something with that in the future, also I’m realizing this post is kinda out of context for basically anyone but you lol, oh well)

things I drew at 5:00 am last night. No I don’t know why I was up or felt compelled to draw Joel Smallishbeans at such an hour, but here have my insanity in paper form.

for context he’s singing I’m not okay by MCR. I could have kept going with the lyrics. I am unsure as to whether that’s a flex or a sign of a problem.

^This is from @insomnya777’s super au. Sorry nya if it’s inaccurate again this was 5 am Ian and he’s a little bit strange and also I didn’t have internet and couldn’t check to see what the outfits actually look like but I’m now motivated by this terrible sketch to make proper fanart of your au because it’s amazing! (For like a month I had forgotten that the Etho-listening-to-Paramore factoid was from your fic and thought it was true and subsequently listened to, like, their entire discography because I was like “I mean if Etho likes ‘em…” lol)

don’t mind me, just messing around with my Grian design. I have never seen any long hair Grians so I guess I’ll just have champion that idea myself. Also I added goggles because, idk man, he just looked like he needed some goggles.

I think he’s pretty neat.

I didn’t remember this until now but now that I do I thought I’d spread it around again because I think Giran needs his own fandom lol.

I don’t remember which “guess the build” video this is from, but at some point Grian gets the prompt “Grian with bubble gum in his hair” only instead of saying Grian it says “Giran”, so Grian decides to build what the prompt says, Giran, which he describes as off brand Grian, so I thought off brand Grian should get some fanart too:

Here he is, in all his glory. I know the final design didn’t have glasses, but Giran gained and then lost them throughout the building process and I felt they should be present too. Still got that bubble gum, though.

I forgot how stupid this looks lol I’m still so proud.

hoppin on the silly trend train because I find it so funny to see it done with Minecraft characters because the disconnect is real.

Like. Obviously the biblically accurate canon appearance of the Minecraft cubitos that we all collectively brain rot and obsess over are not going to even vaguely resemble the real people we draw them as, and personally I think that’s beautiful.

So guys, I’m kind of extremely indecisive. As you have probably guessed due to my inability to decide anything. So this is a really stupid poll:

Guys I can’t decide help me plz lol.

everyone get hyped for Joel Smallishbeans week raaaaah!!

OFFICIAL PROMPTS LIST FOR THE SEVEN HOLY NIGHTS OF JEREMY-SECOND WEEK OF OCTOBER

tagging everyone i can in reblog!

ty to @insomnya, @hannnsh for the prompts list and @daily-smallishbeans! and ofc, ty to everyone that showed interest!!!! spread the word of jeremy everyone lol!

Grian's Room

I actually like this drawing a lot :) There are a TON of little easter eggs hidden around (ty ty ty to everyone who suggested ideas ily <3) so have fun finding them !!

I’m bringing this back even though I drew it forever ago because I think it’s funny, and I’m still kind of proud of it. I forgot I used to draw noses like that lol. And also Ethos. I forgot I used to give him a little, like, swoopy thing. Hah.

I was listening to How to Be a Heartbreaker by MARINA and I realized it fit the boat boys perfectly

I might go back and add color later, but for now; behold…whatever the hell this is. Go listen to the song please this will make more sense I think?

This is, of course, all in silliness, I just thought it was funny. Also it’s a fun song.

a continuation. There is context I promise, but I think only one person has said fabled ‘context’, and she knows who she is. (It’s @risibledeer. *radio noises* Risi, mission status report, Joel has successfully been pied. Over and out. *more radio noises* Also sorry for tagging you in like half a million posts lol)

Joel, Joel, Joel. *shakes head sadly* You underestimate our power. Also I know this isn’t exactly how canon watcher lore works, (huge understatement lol), but I just figured the original intention was that we the viewers were the watchers so I kinda just rolled with that. We are annoying little eyeball ghosts who will pie you if you look away for a second lol. Anyway this silly comic took *checks notes* 3 and a half hours!? Wow why did I make this lol /silly im unreasonably proud of this stupid comic.

also: Risi you have infected me with your speech patterns I now feel compelled to end every sentence with ‘lol’ *resists urge to write lol again*

A smallishbeans (wow I type that so often autocorrect thinks that’s a real word lol) because I can. I was bored and had nothing but printer paper and crayola markers on hand so all in all I think it came out pretty well.

see guys I told you it’s meant to be. Kudos to you op for seein’ the vision!

Taking Back The Forest

Ian btw I love ur art so much I wanna eat it nom nom

ahhhh thank you so much I love ur art tooo it’s so good!!!!!!!! I love your blue shading and everyone you draw has these little faces that are just ahhhh /vpos!! you were actually the first person to follow me who I didn’t know irl, so you’ve been here since the beginning, so thank you so much for sticking around !!!! This ask actually makes my day, and btw I’m super happy you got your blog back!!! Just ahhh thank you so much!!!

yay!! Bluet’s back!!!! Everyone go look at her cool art!!

I'm back !!!!

As some of you may know, my account was wrongfully terminated. But I've sent in a support ticket and got it back !!

Hey, bluet here :)

For some reason tumblr terminated my account??? I think it was a glitch bc I've done literally nothing??

I sent them a support ticket to hopefully get the situation get sorted out, but thought I'd let you know :)

~@bluetbluish

Gah im sorry that happened to you! I hope it gets fixed soon!!

*punches tumblr* why would you do this give bluet her account back right now!!

(Btw she/her is the right pronouns right? I think I remember those but if I screwed up I’m so sorry)

@risibledeer Grian has been pied

List of things used so far

Eefo’s Canada land maple syrup

pranking brand (c) whipped cream, to be used on,y for pranks

Giga Pie, left over from season 9 (is it even still good?)

what else?

(Also I started watching Saiki k and I’m only three quarters of the way through ep 1 but wow this is the thing ever. It’s so good. Thank you for recommending ^^)

because @risibledeer asked for more toppings. Also, I’m making this a thing now. We are putting toppings on Grian’s head. What thing shall we do next?

things used so far:

-eefo’s canada land maple syrup

-pranking brand (c) whipped cream, to be used only for pranks

-your suggestion here!

this is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever done, I’m so excited ^^

edit: guys I forgot my glasses how did I forget my glasses lol

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frog queen.

handwriting translations:

claps in the chat for this gender defying waffle bird

because they were are fireflies here we have fire-G

if I had a nickel for every time G acted gender queer about a pile of throne shaped diamonds… (I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but *is shot on the grounds for quoting overused memes*)

assorted low quality doodles:

gender blender. Also Risi if you find this ur here too.

guys I’ve been sick for days send me drawing reqs it makes my day better please I’m so bored.

more au doodles!! ^^ *cries*

(This is referring to my Hermitcraft x magic the gathering au. I’m currently working on Joel because I’m definitely not obsessed, and I’ve made him Kamigawan (during the neon dynasty) because it fits his season 10 theme

guys this took so long. And I kind of hate it. But I spent too long on it to not post it so here it is. (Below the ramble)

So I’ve decided Joel is only half moonfolk, which I don’t know if that’s a thing in mtg canon but it is here because that explains the hair, why he’s in Towashi (cause otherwise that would defeat the whole point of him being kamigawan), and also nerfs him for me. No floating for you!! Ig he can just, idk, jump really far? I’m still working things out. (Also i still gotta figure out how Joel’s spark ignites, and how that affects that plot given that I’m setting during the phyrexian invasion, mostly, cause timelines are gonna get a little wonky)

As for Etho, here I have him as a Kami, but that could change later if I decide he’d work better as a planeswalker. The only Kami type I could find that appeared even vaguely humanoid were oonas, but those are specifically only women, so ig trans Etho? Idk, like I said I’m still figuring it out. (Ooh, I could make him a face stealer Kami that I forgot the name of and am too lazy to look up and just ignore the canon design!) currently he’s wearing a placeholder outfit while I figure out his design. also disclaimer I’m kind of ignoring and making up a lot of stuff from mtg canon for this au, so if something doesn’t match what you know about magic lore, you’re just gonna have to accept it and move on.

also I’m sick rn so, um, big sad.

Also minus the background stuff:

I’ve recently discovered that wizards of the coast makes soundtracks to go with each set and i have listened to the kamigawa neon dynasty (it’s actually my favorite set what a coincidence that my fav hermit happened to be there in my au) soundtrack an embarrassing amount of times. Also next I’ll probably do Tango’s design since I know where he’s gonna go (im basically picking a planeswalker or powerful creature for each hermit to base my design, origin, and role in the story off of, and of course Chandra was the obvious pick for tango) but I have to do a bit more research on Kaladesh before I can confirm my design.

also Joel is based off of Tamiyo (so that gives you a clue as to how much liberty im taking with these designs/ backstories/ personalities/ actions / everything of the things everyone is based off of) and for those of you who know the lore, and are wondering if I’m gonna do to Joel what wizards of the coast did to Tamiyo, >:D. Wait and see.

We got Ariana Griande. Now we get Joelina Carpenter. Look out hermits in drag club you’ve got a new member!! (By the way this whole post in not serious. I’m making a silly pun because that’s kind of my branding)

Assorted low quality doodles:

Because I’m back in the building again (never left lol) I will probably make some Joelina related boat boys posts.