Moon boys: *finally asleep, face down snoring type of passed out*
Peter: *Also asleep, hand intertwined with theirs*
Peters senses: !!!!!
Peter: *sits up* ???
The boys: *still dead asleep lol they haven't slept in 4 fucking days*
Wade, who's standing there: Your window was open. Someone might come in.
Peter: Wade.. its too late to be doing this mkay? Ill hang out with you sometime tomorrow.
Wade, fully suited for no damn reason: Im just watching over you.
Peter: *groans* Wade... that is way more creepy then it is thoughtful.
Wade: I had to make sure no funny buisness is going on. I mean youre just a kid and-
Peter, whos fed up and worked way too hard getting marc asleep just for wade to come and try to start a fight: Wade, I am 37 years old, I have multiple degrees, I own this appartment, I can date who I want. Don't make me fuck him in front of you for you to get the point.
Wade: Kinky.. but... not the way I would want it to be.. *whines* Fine.....He's kinda cute when he's sleeping, though.. when he's not running his mouth...
Peter: Some people say the same shit about you. Now get out of my apartment before Snkt wakes him up because so help me-
Wade: Damn okay okay- im leaving... sheesh. *at the window, about to leave* ...Are we still gonna hang out tomarrow..?
Peter: *sighs, because he knows wade has good intentions just is a fucking weirdo* Yeah.. but stop sneaking into my house.. go back to logan.. hes probably worried sick. You have a good man Wade. Keep him. Stop leaving him in the middle of the night. Trust me... I know how bad it can feel. Even if they don't mean it.
Wade: *whispers* I knew it!.... And just so you know...I'm just trying to help... Logan knows I'm here...
Peter: Does he really? Or is that what you tell yourself?
Wade: Well, he could figure it out...he's smart..
Peter: That is not the same thing as telling him and him acknowledging where you are going. Thats part of marriage wade. You cant just disappear when ever you want. Though I guess im being a hypocrite seeing as someone *glares at marc* Up and leaves his wife all the time.. the point is- Do you know how many times she calls me crying? Do you know how much it hurts him? Logan I mean? When he thinks you abandoned him?
Wade, now feeling bad: ... I gotta get back to my wolvie.. he has seperation anxiety
Peter: That he does. So Go make good choices. For me at least.
Wade, being hit with the 'for me?' Card: Fuck.... Id do anything for you peter. Anything.
Peter: I know. Thats what worries me sometimes. Now go on. He's probably tearing up the house looking for you by now.
Logan: *is infact crying and sniffing around the apartment for him*
Are you the type of ADHD that vehemently despises Spoilers and refuse to touch a franchise ever again of an aspect of it is ever spoiled?
Or are you the ADHD that actively searches out spoiler filled Easter egg/Plot breakdowns and reviews before you ever start watching it so that you know every minute detail before anyone else.
Personally I'm the 2nd type of ADHD.
A Peter Parker In Gotham fic but not the Tom Holland-Peter but the 20 year old Peter Parker who has both collage, work and patrol. Who shamelessly flirts with both Nightwing and Red Hood as Spider-Man but literally dies when meeting them out of costume.
The guy is used to Deadpool and is not impressed or shocked at anything the Bats do. You d!ed? Okay and? You k!lled somebody with a ballon? Sound believable. You stalked me? Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
He is tired and done with everyone’s sh!t, he will befriend your villains and your neighbours. He will stop a fight by treating to call your and your enemies parents. Does he have their numbers, yes.
Batman and the Joker fighting:
Spider-Man, a hand on his hip: Mr, do you want me to call your butler?
Batman: You don’t have his number.
Spider-Man, phone in hand: Are you sure?
Alfred: Mr Batman, get home it’s dinner
Joker: Wtf
Steve: Spider-Man, status?
Peter: Your honour, we're cooked
Steve: ?
Clint: He means he and I got shot
Steve: Oh
Steve: OH—
It has been a great day at Dragon Con. I found this in the Marriot,and when I solved it, a child dressed as a Korok ran out to give me a piece of candy.
coloured a doodle
Absolutely nobody gets how much Dan Mora's design of robin!Dick Grayson means to me.
Like–???
This saved my life.
OH GOD MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD
Hey...do you like Peter in Gotham fics..? Then boy do I have the pitch for you.
Picture it now...Peter ending up in the DCU but not in Gotham...no...hes in Metropolis. Epic adventures with the Supers in Metropolis..a nice internship with the Daily Planet. The eventual introduction of the Batfam..
A nice Peter and Kon-El friendship. The batfams interest getting peaked by some kid they saw at the gala taking pictures for the daily planet...guys please. This sounds awesome right?????
Well...if you think so, boy, do I have the fic for you....
Drumroll please....
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62738962/chapters/160615576
MY PETER IN METROPOLIS FIC….FIRST CHAPTER OUT NOW FR….please read
reblog if you think spectacular spider-men should be marvels equivalent to worlds finest
peter parker in gotham au where he runs a red robin fanpage and posts oddly close photos of red robin in action. no one believes tim for a while but once they realize it's true all of the robins (+ batgirls and duke) start teasing him & asking how it feels to be on the opposite end.