Not To Be A Hater But There’s Nowhere To Run For The Class Of 2021

Actually Max Jagerman is the 'Mean Ruthless HBIC Trope' but as a guy but we aren't ready for that conversation yet

I feel like if Richie ever introduced Max to Stardew Valley, he would quickly turn that cute little farming game into a war campaign.

Like they would just be sitting there on the couch, playing together on the tv. On Richie’s side, he’s peacefully farming away and decorating the land outside of the house, while also trying to complete the community center. Occasionally, he’ll go down into the mines to get supplies.

On Max’s side, he’s sweating. Hands are clammy. Moms spaghetti. His character’s health bar is at 5%, and he’s frantically eating whatever he can to give him stamina. Theres monsters surrounding him from every corner. He’s babbling and cursing as he swings around his sword, frantically collecting stone and ore. He’s died sixteen times. Harvey hates him. On his side of the farm, he has three coops filled with dinosaurs. He loves them all equally.

Steph would be a huge MLP fan and take that shit to her grave. My girl is taking full advantage of the private likes on Twitter. I think her favorite would be Sunset Shimmer. Yk she’s in deep because her favorite character isn’t even really in the main series

Exposing myself😬😬 Every fandom I get into I have one ship (sometimes it’s the main ship, sometimes it’s the most insanely non canon crack ship you’ve ever seen) that I become obsessed with for no real reason. It’s like home base. That’s Michie for Hatchetfield

guys i miss michie

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This is already pretty gay and I’m like 90% sure this isn’t even the right Joey character

About to watch Spies Are Forever. I quite literally know nothing about this show besides the joke about Joey being shot by his love interests, so if the two main guys aren’t canon I’m going to commit a crime

Idk if this is what you meant or not but I like the idea of Max and Richie being stuck in a time loop and reliving the first act of NPMD until they both survive. At first they just try to save themselves and it doesn’t work, and then they realize they also have to save each other

needlessly sad thought for the evening is that we don’t technically see Max or Richie alive in NPMD since act 1 is a flashback and they both die during act 1.

this (prolly) doesn’t mean anything and I’m over thinking but I’ve always enjoyed toying around with a sort of time loop idea. like they’re both stuck repeating both of their deaths until something changes, but the rest of their peers move on and forget about them

I like to think that Nibbly is blind and he’s real close with Blinky because he’s like his eyes. Makes sure he doesn’t look the wrong way during a summoning. That would be pretty embarrassing.

And I think Nibbly had to convince Blinky to make them cute fem outfits because he’s uncomfortable in anything but a skirt

Perhaps Blinky turns into a little keychain so he can still help when Nibbly is doing his own evil stuff and Blinky doesn’t wanna steal his thunder

I don’t think the guy rerun is a cash grab. As a viewer you can have whatever opinion, I understand not wanting it. But like. I’m pretty sure they’re just doing it because everyone at Starkid likes the show and wanna do it again.

Plus, they’ve grown a lot with the introduction of Hatchetfield. Don’t pretend you aren’t at least a little excited to see the show with a bigger budget.

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I am obsessed with the rooms app guys...

I can't stop