WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

hello Saints! I'm just a little bit too medicated and I finally got the bravery to ask: toughts in percyver?

10/10 perciver is so fire…. i just think that if percy weasley had to endure 20+ years of being vaguely homophobically harassed by his overbearing family under the thinnest veil of getting labeled “prissy” and “odd” and asked when he’s bringing home a nice girl, he DESERVES to show up at a Weasley Gathering post-amicable-divorce with an unbelievably handsome and adoring professional quidditch player on his arm. it’s so canon to me.

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

this blog is actually me dissecting my own corpse in an anatomical theater and you are all standing up on the rows looking down at me cheering and booing 

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

aplatonic aromantic asexual polycule

sirius: i’m so sexy and troubled no one appreciates me

marlene: you look like you’d eat a bonsai tree in record time

sirius: the fuck is that supposed to mean

God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

🔲 relax shoulders/jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

my theory is neurodiverse people also have anti special interest a thing that they just can't record any information about and listening about it makes us almost physically ill like you want to be out of your body and out of existence

arranging my bookshelf to alphabetical order based on first word on the 3rd page😇🤞