I Could Fix Him. I Could Make Him Worse. Good For You. I Could Gently Take The Weapon Out Of His Shaking,

yknow what. tumblr isnt being challenged enough.

100k and i'll read homestuck

i thought i was an evan kinnie but i might have to reconsider 😨

Barty Crouch Jr is the kind of guy to eat paper. Not even just as a child, but like as a whole ass teenager in the middle of class.

like

Evan: *doing classwork* Hey, B, do you have the answer to- oh my god-!?

Barty, with half a sheet of paper hanging out of his mouth: *muffled* what?

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

sirius: i’m so sexy and troubled no one appreciates me

marlene: you look like you’d eat a bonsai tree in record time

sirius: the fuck is that supposed to mean

I believe in toxic rosekiller because there is no way those two arent the most codependent, jealous and possessive shits ever

they’re besties they’re worsties their relationship is undefinable they’re coworkers they’re lying to each other they’re gay in love they have 1038430 mental illnesses and are banned from most timelines

hello Saints! I'm just a little bit too medicated and I finally got the bravery to ask: toughts in percyver?

10/10 perciver is so fire…. i just think that if percy weasley had to endure 20+ years of being vaguely homophobically harassed by his overbearing family under the thinnest veil of getting labeled “prissy” and “odd” and asked when he’s bringing home a nice girl, he DESERVES to show up at a Weasley Gathering post-amicable-divorce with an unbelievably handsome and adoring professional quidditch player on his arm. it’s so canon to me.

Barty tried to write anonymous love letters to Evan, (Dorcas suggested it) but the way he expresses himself is so angry that Evan thought he was getting hate mail and started complaining about it to Barty

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