[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Tilted Their Head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggled]

[he was sooooo cute and soooo soft ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[I cuddled him for a bit and he seem to like it! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sent an attachment]

[the other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' got turned into a squid plushie earlier (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)]

[doesn't he look adorable? ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

The photo is of a small squid plushie being held against the constellation's chest the plushie is just looking resigned at his current predicament he didn't seem to notice his picture being taken

........he looks like he’s accepted his fate

*doesn't know what to feel seeing his other self in that situation*

My dead ass bought 3 sandwiches on impulse -_-

Boi have you looked in the mirror? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

when I said Aya deserves a new dad I didn’t mean like this ❌❌❌❌ stay away from her ❗️❗️❗️ your hair is grimy ❗️❗️❗️

Oh my God it does Σ(゜゜)

gives the same energy as those historical romance manhwa covers with the fl squished between two mls

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks it's still cool]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wonders how does one circulate and harness the qi?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if they can also have 1]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with hopeful eyes]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiles smugly and noms on the other tiny cake happily]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

*Dies from laughter*

Cale telling the worst possible person about his crush

Cale: I have a crush on someone. And since this used to be your body, I thought I should tell you.

KRS: Alright, just rip the band-aid off.

Cale: It's Choi Han.

KRS: *getting war flashbacks* Put the fucking band-aid back on.

-

Cale: Father. I have a crush.

Deruth: Oh! How wonderful, my son! Who is it?

Cale: It's the crown prince.

Deruth: *under his breath* I have kept up with my sword training and I have the element of surprise...

Cale: Father, please don't try to kill the crown prince.

-

Cale: Ron, I have a crush on someone.

Ron: Hoh?

Cale: It's Bud.

Ron: *sharpening knives* :) :) :) Hoh.

-

Cale: Choi Han. I have a crush on someone.

Choi Han: You know you always have my support, Cale-nim!

Cale: It's Choi Jung-Gun.

Choi Han: (⊙ˍ⊙) *screaming, gunshots, tornado sirens going off* Cale-nim. Why.

-

Cale: Eruhaben-nim. Eruhaben-nim. I have a crush.

Eruhaben: *deep sigh* Unlucky bastard, who is is it?

Cale: It's Duke Fredo.

Eruhaben: ... No. No, it's not.

Cale: ... Okay.

-

Cale: Witira-nim. I though I should tell you I have a crush on someone.

Witira: Oh? Congratulations, young master! But what brought this on?

Cale: Ah, it's because it's your da—

Witira: —aaaa!

Paseton: AAAA!

Archie: HAAAAH?!

-

Cale: Hyung, I have a... crush.

Sui Khan: Ah, has spring time finally arrived for you, punk?

Cale: ... It's. Um. It's Kim Rok Soo.

Sui Khan: What.

Cale: *sigh* Yeah.

Sui Khan: ... The jerk who stole your body??

Cale: ... yeah.

Sui Khan: This is not what I meant when I said you should love yourself more!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is confused by the sudden sponsoring of coins]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

Fyodor has kitty panties ⊙⁠.⁠☉

added fem fyodor :))