[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Thinks It's Still Cool]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdrops]

[it won't fight back if that's what you're asking? (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)ゞ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

This is a fanfic on wattpad about cale replacing the white star and even though it doesn't have a lot of chapters it's so FUCKING GOOD I can't he's a manic little baby running wild and I love that for him

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts]

[yes they can! You can use them to upgrade your stats and then it'll be easier to dodge the duck attacks! <(｀^´)>]

[also do you want a gun? It might help with the ducks! (´･ω･`)▄︻▇▇〓▄︻┻┳═]

[you can cook lots of yummy dishes with duck meat! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes they can help you with the game but alas they too don't know how to play]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says the coins are for emotional support!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes you good luck!]

Thank you for the coins, but I don't think they can help me with this-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' nods]

[I guess that's true (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[you think we should end the date here? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

Today at school I was just minding my own business doodling when my friend furry boy saw what I was drawing (it was a 🍆 with a 🎀 tied around the tip) and said he wanted one too but a robot version with no 🎀 and said he even wanted me to sign it so I was like sure gimme a piece of paper and I'll draw it for you so he gave me a piece of paper but then it was class time so I hadn't draw it yet and during class time I was like you know what I don't wanna draw this for free so I told him if he wanted me to draw it then he'll have to pay me and then he said okay how much and I was like how much are you willing to pay for it he then grabbed into his pocket and pulled out a bunch of coins and I decided on $20 cuz he had a shit ton of $5 coins but then someone else saw and he tried to gaslight the entire class into thinking that I was the one who wanted to draw him that for no reason and I was like bitch what you mean and he got angry for some reason (our classmates wasn't even listening they were all minding their own business) and snatched the perfectly reusable blank sheet of paper ripped it into shreds and slammed it in the garbage bin like what, are all furries like this?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is confused by the sudden sponsoring of coins]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is glaring at constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

it's different! we're meant to be eaten by kim dokja, so unless you cook my friend and feed it to kim-

wait no. get away from me, i just want to be eaten by that guy!!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[but Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' doesn't like tomatoes tho ( っ`-´c)]

[ah! get back here I want to make tomato soup! 三っ•̀.̫•́)っ]

He just woke up and he already got traumatized poor boy

Silly soukoku doodles

Oh holy shit this is absolutely fucking gorgeous

MAKE MORE NIKOLAI WING SCARS ART

THIS IS MY AGENDA

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' deflated]

[awwww (◞‸ლ)]

[maybe try burning them with a flamethrower? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes they can help you with the game but alas they too don't know how to play]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says the coins are for emotional support!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes you good luck!]

Thank you for the coins, but I don't think they can help me with this-