[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Nods]

It would be so funny if someone wrote this from the fan's pov and we just see them going crazy with conspiracy theories about who this mystery guy could be

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

Introduced alien stage to my mom today she liked it (' ⁠ω⁠ ')

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest' seems pretty fond of you also so he might adopt you as well]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that it's still rude of anon to do so]

How attached are you to, say, your limbs?

I'd say they are quite attached to me

Also, ask this to @liuqingge1

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' disagrees]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that Constellation 'Secretive Plotter' wouldn't mind]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that Constellation 'Secretive Plotter' would actually be quite happy to]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they had just seen the stuff about Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and Constellation 'Secretive Plotter' and thinks that this is the start of a beautiful love story]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks when will the relationship be official]

(He immediately turns a bright red, looking away.)

Relationship?? We're not going to date, I'm sure he wouldn't date someone like me anyway-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers and noms on the tiny cake]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' also pouts and says that they are a constellation!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that just for that mistake you owe them another tiny cake!]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

He's so gorgeous and ethereal and pretty and yummy an-*gets bonked and dragged away*

My naughty paws got to the golden grandfather)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' used some probability to shrink their body]

Their body shrunk until they're almost the same height as plushie dokja albeit a bit larger with you settled comfortably on their lap

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wrapped their arms around you and is happily snuggling their face into your little plushie head]

[but you are very cute tho ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' 's voice is slightly muffled by your plushie head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts]

[what do you mean don't compare to his? Well I think you're even prettier than him! ( っ`-´c)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

Boi have you looked in the mirror? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

when I said Aya deserves a new dad I didn’t mean like this ❌❌❌❌ stay away from her ❗️❗️❗️ your hair is grimy ❗️❗️❗️