Inspired by this week's WFA:
Bruce, emailing: Dear Clark, I need you to report to Wayne Manor at your earliest convenience. Signed, Bruce Wayne.
Clark, emailing back: Dear Bruce, I will be there within the next hour. Signed, Clark Kent.
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Dick, texting: Meet me and Babs in 30.
Kara, texting back: K.
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Jason, shouting out the window: YO BIZ!
Bizarro, five minutes later: Not here!
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Damian, at a normal volume: Kent.
Jon: *zooms across the country in three seconds*
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Tim:
Kon: *breaks the sound barrier*
I think Damian's art blog would be an accidental secret. like he just never mentions it (put of sight out of mind) until someone like dick or tim finds it and realizes that hes kinda popular online
I think that too! I would love it if, idk, maps for example was his fan without knowing it is him. Then one day she sees his sketchbook and she's like:
The funniest thing about Jason’s “no dealing to kids” rule is that generally the age threshold for weed and other hard substances is 21, and Jason did his whole insane plot at nineteen. Meaning, he technically falls into the category of “off limits”
To me biblically accurate Jondami is them constantly insulting each other and arguing/fighting but it's also painfully obvious to everyone around them how in love they are.
Helloooo you can ignore this if you want
But are you interested in drawing cass and Damian? I just feel they are under rated siblings
OF COURSE I CAN DRAW THEM, I'M INTERESTED 😭✋!!!!
The reason why I don't draw them it's because I don't know much about Cass, I feel like I can't draw a character correctly if I don't know them, so I don't know if this depiction of Cass makes her justice, I HOPE IT DOES!!!
Now I see this and I know how to draw her better, but I guess I'll let it like that. Next time I draw her it'll look better, promise!
“that’s a stupid outfit!” says the stupid outfit guy
Thinking about Damian who gets called 'a selfish prick without a heart or the emotional capacity to give even a sliver of a fuck' and he just hides how much that hurt him until eventually he comes up to Bruce or one of his brothers crying because is he really that heartless? is he really so selfish and cruel?
A list of things that are in fact cannon in my own little batfam world
- “Are we getting Jason’ed???” Something you say when you think you’re about to die by the hands of the joker.- Coined by Steph, when she thought she was gonna die at the hands of the joker with Tim. Is now used by everyone.
- WWRHD = What Would Red Hood Do?- was coined by Steph, is now used in every situation possible by every bat kid.
- Evil Baha Blast = The Lazarus Pit- was coined by Duke, when he thought that saying the actual name might trigger Jason. Jason laughed his ass off for about 10 minutes and has not called it by its actual name since.
Will continue this when I come up with more.
why is he so sassy here
Batman: Shaman #4
I see a lot of social media. So… give me Damian Wayne making social media accounts for Titus, Ace, and Alfred the Cat. Let Alfred the Cat have more followers than the entire family combined. Let Bruce Wayne follow only ten accounts on his official Instagram—and one of them is his son's pets. Give me Damian Wayne celebrating his pets’ birthdays. No one knows when they were actually born, but Damian remembers the days they came into his life, and he celebrates their birthdays because he can and he wants to. Give me the Wayne pets on social media… photos showing how massive Titus is and how he should probably start paying rent at this point. Show Ace constantly getting into fights with Jason and Dick over the clothes, how they're always stealing the clothes. Give me Alfred the Cat judging everyone, or doing something adorable. Just pets. Being soft. Being chaotic. Being beloved.