Laurie 😔

me to my girlfriend even though it's mostly because she dislocated her knee in 5th grade and it was such an intense story my brother told me about it and I just held onto that information until I actually met and talked to her five years later

im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

going insane on girls night (rosh hashanah)

pee-yew ! stinky ahh frog

get with the program

lets scream with mama

i am not mentally ill i am a goofy goofster and you simply wouldnt understand how much fun im having

fuck marry kill:

fuck, marry, and kill

kill marry, fuck kill, and marry fuck

what I wouldn't give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you're in grade school and you're like okay I'm gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery store cookies and then go run around with my friends! and now as an adult if I eat the wrong brand of peanut butter I have to lie down for an hour