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Girlderat bonding over being fucking cowards together 💫✨💅

I JUST FOUND OUT ABT GILDERAT HELPPPPPPPPP I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A THING WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE

brb chat im gonna go binge read gilderat fanficiton now

Mondy learning Harwin is Alys's little bro.

Aemond grumbling about Luke: My nephew-

Alys holding his hands lovingly: OUR nephew 😌

Aemond:

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

thinking abt this tweet again

this but with stanford/stanley pines

I love this loser so much it hurts.

Mabel: Grunkle Ford, you've broken up with people before right..?

Ford: Oh yeah, McGucket, Bill Cipher..

Mabel: I just don't know what to do about my current boyfriend..

Ford: Rick Sanchez, The Doctor, ugh, I think a couple Zygon in that same universe..

Mabel: Maybe I should just tell him how I feel and be honest about my emotions

Ford: A clone of myself, a living star..

Mabel: Yeah, I think that's exactly what I'll do. Thanks for talking to me Grunkle Ford :)

Ford: Captain James Kirk- Oh wait, I don't think I ever actually broke up with him.. No wonder he keeps trying to contact me..

When its finally mango season again

daeron, on the phone with alicent: mom, he's in the kitchen again. aemond, reading a cake recipe aloud: "beat three eggs." aemond: in what? hand to hand combat? alicent: GET HIM OUT.

The running joke that Lloyd could pull all the dilf dick he wanted if he were so inclined will never not be funny.