It's Okay He's Still My Babygirl

"polities, gear up"

Polities : *packs 600 friendship bands*

that one homoerotic girl friendship that ended horribly is always like, i hate her more than anyone, i will never stop loving her. she made me who i am, i hate the parts of me she helped create. i miss her more than anything, i can't even look her in the eye. i dream about her most nights, i'll cut off my arm before i even consider reaching out to her again. i want us back, i never want to feel that way again.

Aegon : my mom got married yesterday and the bride (rhaenyra) started her vows with "Ali, you are a bully" and proceeded to give like 50 examples of how she's bullied her in the last 10 years, and then she said "but you are MY bully, and I love you for it" and I started bawling. love is real

Marauders as shit my friends have said #2

"God, Sirius I can't believe you're insinuating that id ever earn my own money. i mean do I look like a hard worker to you?"

- Regulus Arcturus Black when asked about his career choice

professor mcgonagall accidentally calling james "evans" in their 6th year, and lily yelling "oi evans!" to call him after that (he pretended he hated it but would run to his room and giggle into his pillow after that)

i don't hate snape's new casting because im racist, i hate it because of the trend in hollywood of casting black characters/characters of colour in roles of villains/morally corrupt people, and now the snape hate in the show will have an undertone of racism and children watching the show will subconsciously develop a slight disdain for the black community due to one of the only black characters in the show being horrible.

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

I feel like, in Warrior of the Mind, when Athena and Odysseus interact for the first time it’s less Ody tricked her and more like:

Child Odysseus, looking very confidently in the wrong direction: “I can see you~”

Athena, the literal Smartest Goddess, very indulgently: “How can you see through my spell?”

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

When its finally mango season again