Sirius: What Did I Do To Be This Short, Like Why Do I Deserve This??

Can I also be an ally? I solidly swear.. ✋🙋‍♀️

THATS IT.

IM DECLARING WAR ON THE RIGHTHANDED PEOPLE AS OF RIGHT NOW

I HAVE BEEN BELITTLED BETRAYED BEGUILED SHUNNED AND MOCKED FOR BEING A LEFT HANDED PERSON

NO LONGER.

I WILL RISE ABOVE.

LEFTYS STAND WITH ME IN BATTLE AND HELP ME TAKE DOWN THE OPPOSITION

“He said, “I’m not a donor but I’d give you my heart if you needed it”. She rolled her eyes and said, “You’re a professional”. He said, “No, I’m a Good Samarita”.”

Buts it’s actually Jily.

Arthur: I’m just realising that you and I are a lot more similar than we thought

Merlin: that’s a horrible thing to say

Hermione: How’d it go, honey?

Ron: [just got back after dinner with Blaise’s parents for the first time] I think it went well..

Harry: Ron. You texted me saying “this place is so fucking fancy. I don’t know which knife to kill myself with.”.

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Harry: …

Hermione: Must of been pretty fancy if you didn’t kill yourself

Ron: Oh my god it was!! And !!-

James: can I try rizzing you up?

Anyone: ..okay-

James: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELSSE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE—

How does one find all of these?

In case anyone is having a bad night:

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*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Marlene: is he the one that is so fucking insufferably annoying and never shuts the fuck up and has never been hit it his entire life?

Lily: .. I wouldn’t say that, but if I were going to say that, I would say it about him.

Peter by taylor swift is actually just different marauders characters thinking (or talking) about Peter.

“Forgive me Peter. My lost fearless leader. In closets like cedar, preserved from when we were just kids. Is it something I did? The goddess of timing, once found us beguiling, she said she was trying. Peter, was she lying? My ribs get the feeling she did. And I didn't want to come down. I thought it was just goodbye for now.”.

- James Potter.

“You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. You said you were gonna grow up, Then you were gonna come find me. Said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. Words from the mouths of babes. Promises, oceans deep. But never to keep. Oh, never to keep.”.

- Lily Evans.

“Are you still a mind reader? A natural scene stealer. I've heard great things Peter. But life was always easier on you, than it was on me. And sometimes it gets me, when crossing your jet stream. We both did the best we could do underneath the same moon, in different galaxies. And I didn't want to hang around. We said it was just goodbye for now.”.

- Remus Lupin.

“And I won't confess that I waited, but I let the lamp burn. As the men masqueraded I hoped you'd return, with your feet on the ground. Tell me all that you'd learned, cause love's never lost when perspective is earned. And you said you'd come and get me but you were 25. And the shelf life of those fantasies has expired. Lost to the lost boys chapter of your life. Forgive me Peter, please know that I tried, to hold onto the days when you were mine. But the woman who sits by the window has turned out the light.”.

- Sirius Black.

“You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. You said you were gonna grow up. You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. Said you were gonna grow up, you said you were gonna grow up. Then you were gonna come find me. Said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. Words from the mouths of babes. Promises, oceans deep. But never to keep.”.

- Mary Macdonald.

“Do you wanna where I was April 29?”

Thinking about gay dead wizards ykyk

James and Regulus were too busy trying to act not inlove, to realise they were.

Remus and Sirius were too busy being inlove, to realise they were.