Can I also be an ally? I solidly swear.. ✋🙋♀️
THATS IT.
IM DECLARING WAR ON THE RIGHTHANDED PEOPLE AS OF RIGHT NOW
I HAVE BEEN BELITTLED BETRAYED BEGUILED SHUNNED AND MOCKED FOR BEING A LEFT HANDED PERSON
NO LONGER.
I WILL RISE ABOVE.
LEFTYS STAND WITH ME IN BATTLE AND HELP ME TAKE DOWN THE OPPOSITION
Rip Remus Lupin you would have loved The Dead Poets Department
“If you feel lonely, I could be lonely with you”
Buts it’s actually just James Potter to Remus Lupin.
“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”
But it’s Barty realising James is like him.
Us: like imagine mskingbean89 is actually.. like,, Taylor Swift..!
Us: bhahHAHA, that’s so stupid ..!-
Taylor Swift: ..
Taylor Swift: *The Tortured Poets Department*
*My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys*
*Down Bad*
*So Long, London*
*But Daddy I Love Him*
*Fresh Out The Slammer*
*Guilty as Sin?*
*Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?*
*I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)*
*loml*
*I Can Do It With A Broken Heart*
*The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived*
*The Black Dog*
*imgonnagetyouback*
*The Albatross*
*How Did It End?*
*So High School*
*I Hate It Here*
*The Prophecy*
*Peter*
Remus: my dog just got hit by an ice cream truck.
Regulus: aww.. :(
Pandora: Reg.. what did you do?
Regulus: what? Sirius was being a bitch
Barty & James: oh!-
Sirius: what did I do to be this short, like why do I deserve this??
Peter: maybe it’s revenge from something you did in a past life
Sirius: you think I did a crime in a past life?
Remus: you do crime in this life, you definitely did it in another
Sirius: ..
Sirius: I guess..
Peter: what crime do you think it would’ve been?
Lily: break and entry
Peter: murder
James: arson
Remus: aggravated assault
Marlene: he ain’t a pussy guys (!!)
Sirius: thank you Marlene! I cannot believe them-
Marlene: he definitely did them all
Sirius: …
Marlene: and probably more
Sirius: okay thanks let’s move on-
Marlene: *bitching about another quidditch player that got best player because her and James got injured*
Marlene: I hate that bitch
James: [who has a concussion] you want her on a ditch???
Marlene: no, I said “I hate that bitch” ..but that too
Ron “you know how to ball” Weasley.
Hermione “I know Aristotle” Granger.
Remus: he’d like me better if I wasn’t a “bitch”, I’d like him better if he wasn’t 5’9
Lily: I mean you’re both at a loss
Mary: But who’s actually gonna recover from this?
Marlene: Remus.