Idc If He's Grandpa, I'd Fuck Him 😤

Highly doubt this will get much (if any) traction but I made Gabriel into an obey me character. Why? Because... Why not, needed him for some plot in "welcome back lu" and then kinda became obsessed with an idea. More information below (slight spoilers for my fics)

So I made Gabriel originally as just Lucifers mentor because his father sure as hell wasnt raising him. Then it turned into Gabriel and Lucifers father were secret lovers, then it turned into Lucifer being the product of their combined magic.

(I refuse to write Mpreg anymore [might do it for shits and giggles but i am NEVER writing it seriously again] , i did it in rps and im so tired of it. All power to you if you can do it I just cant anymore. I am currently finalizing how the whole combined magic works but i have the basic idea down :3)

A lot of Lucifers Manerisms is from Gabriel (good and bad) and he looks almost just like Gabriel. Gabriel has black hair that he started to dye blonde and wears colored contacts in order to protect Lucifer.

Trust me Gabriel and Gods relationship is less than healthy but thats a story for another time <3

Thank you for coming to my ted talk and my info dump because im pretty sure @booskiroo is tired of me info dumping on him :,3

Goodmorning I am back in the fucking building again

If I had a nickel for every red themed anime character with an evil twin whose voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch, I’d have two nickels…

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

SWEET! ill tag you :3

Read this 😡😡😡

Who's better than Mamon? Three Mammons of course!

Canon Mammon meets my versions of him~ Somewhere in the multiverse all three Lucifers got chills down their back

Mephisraph headcanons because i need to apparently feed myself in this house

(Added some of my family headcanons too, Kids to be ranted about at a later date <3)

- A lot of people ask Mephistopheles if they have ever dated a guy before. Contrary to popular belief they have dated Multiple. But they get so smiley and embarrassed while Raphael acts more natural then Mephistopheles they thought it was the other way around. (The we should go to utah sound is literally just them)

- Mephistopheles texts Raphael random Taylor swift (hes a swifty you cant change my mind unfortunately) lyrics and says "us". Raphael proceeds to remind his poor partner that they keep sending lyrics from breakup songs and if theres something they are trying to hint at. (Mephistopheles was just trying to be cute)

- whenever Raphael can tell Mephistopheles is getting an attitude or getting snipy with him he will pick them up over his shoulder and carry them to their classes. Doesnt matter if their classes are on the other side of the building his partner is getting moody and he needs to fix it. So having them yell it out while hes carrying them always works.

- Mephistopheles loves to be threatened by Raphael. Pinned against the wall with his sphere against their throat makes them absolutely swoon. (Theyre a demon of course he loves to be threatened by their boyfriend)

- People often think that Raphael is ignoring Mephistopheles when they go on their long rants. But in reality Mephistopheles's ranting is the only loud noise that Raphael enjoys to an unmeasurable level. Raphael had a rough day? "Beetle (Mephistopheles's nickname/petname) how was your day?" Raphael needs background noise when hes sewing? "Tell me about the newest article you wrote" anything that gets Mephistopheles talking

- Mephistopheles watches reality TV and Raphael pretends not to like it. But he definitely gets invested and they both argue with the people on tv that cant even hear them

Now family headcanons :3

- Mephistopheles is the stay at home parent/partner. Mf is to spoiled to work and is proceeding to spoil their kids but theyre not spoiled rotten thank the lord.

- Raphael is 100% the more intimidating parent. Mephistopheles always pulls the "dont make me call your father" card on their fighting children.

- They are literally the Opitamy of the bobs burgers "i need to talk to your father" clip.

- Mephistopheles 100% asked for the first kid, then Raphael kept getting baby fever (the three kids were made out of combined magic might do a whole post about that because ive come up with so much)

- Mephistopheles definitely lets their kids dye their hair if they asked. And they definitely help (Raphael comes home to their bathroom a color mess and Mephistopheles going absolutely HAM on their kids hair)

- Mephistopheles is also the kind of parent to encourage his kids to be super pety. Much to Raphaels dismay (keep in mind all of their kids are angels

Gonna come up with more and even some incorrect quotes :3

Ok um... Hey again... Um quick question for the WHB players i dont mind spoilers...

How the FUCK does this??

TURN INTO THIS!??!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND HERE HOW DID WE GET HERE?? LIKE GIVE ME BACK MY ADORABLE SON PLEASE!

Obey me Brothers + Diavolo and Barbatos with Period cramp simulator because if i have to suffer they do too

fm!mc (Gender neutral pronouns) and Transmasc!Barbatos

Mc is currently on their period and experiencing bad cramps. The brothers think theyre overreacting (female angels dont get periods due to them not reproducing) so Barbatos and MC make them go through a Cramp simulator.

Lucifer

At first he was fine. He keeps a stone face but after lvl 5 he starts to suffer. Once he gets to 8 he says that he understands and that they could stop. He was definitely cursing his father out that night.

Mammon

Bold of you to assume that he wouldnt believe you, but he did it. Not even lvl 3 he was begging for it to stop. You now owe Barbatos 100 grimm.

Leviathan

He refused to do it. Hes on the internet of course hes seen videos about people doing these simulators. So he used the excuse of "they did it for me im ok"

Satan

While he read about it he didnt know they were super painfull. At lvl 4 he started suffering. But above lvl 6 he had punched the wall and ripped the simulator off. Hes never doing that again and never going to question anything about your period again.

Asmo

Again, bold of you to assume he would question your pain But he decides to participate. He was ok up to level two, then at three he had you take it off and he apologized for the pain you experience once a month.

Beel

He remembers Barbatos complaining about how bad his cramps used to be and that he was glad he doesnt get them anymore so he was curious to see what his boyfriend goes through. And oh was it bad he was able to hold out through all 10 levels but he immediately gave Barbatos cuddles and kisses after.

Belphie

He didnt get to try it because he was asleep the whole time.

Diavolo

Thought it would be fun. Very quickly retracted that statement after level 6. Lucifer decided to stand next to him and his hand was being death gripped by level 9. You told him that he could stop but Diavolo needed to prove he could handle it. As soon as Barbatos pressed the up level. The chair that Diavolo was sitting in had lost its arm. Thankfully Barbatos turned it off immediately so Lucifer couldnt get injured in the process but Diavolo was definitely getting cuddles afterwards.

Barbatos

Stoned face. The whole time he was stoned face. He made a face of uncomfort after 6 but still stayed the same. As said he did experience period cramps so he was acting as a mediator for what was and wasnt painful. Though he doesn't remember much before he transitioned he remembers those dreaded cramps and this reminded him why he is glad to never experience them again.

What OM characters would do in the snow

Lucifer

Lucifer is standing at the window or door inside watching his brothers play in the snow making sure they come inside at a reasonable time and they don't hurt themselves or each other. Hes drinking some hot coffee while contemplating his life choices.

Mammon

Mammon is making Snowmen with MC, but while trying to make snowmen Mammon was trying to draw dicks in the snow but would quickly be stopped by Lucifer knocking on the window. He was also throwing Snowballs (more like chucking) at his brothers causing Satan to chase him around the yard

Levi

Levi came outside for 5 minutes per Lucifers request of "having to get some fresh air" but very quickly went back inside when that 5 minutes was up because of "it being gold and Otakus arent made for the cold outside." Not before Mammon chucked a snowball at him while he was going back inside.

Satan

He went outside to get out of the house because Lucifer wouldnt let him drive due to the snow. He was mainly sitting on the stairs reading a book when Mammon threw a snowball at his face. Of course he chased him around and thew snowballs back at him as payback.

Asmo

He made sure to dress up all nice to take Devilgram photos with MC and the snowmen that them and Mammon made together. Of course he scolded Mammon when he threw a snowball at him saying he was going to ruin his hair, makeup and outfit. Mammon only responded with a laugh and running away from him.

Beel

Beel kept trying to eat the snow, Lucifer had to stop him multiple times because if he ate to much he would make himself sick and probably catch a cold. But when Mammon threw a snowball at Beel he just ate the snowball causing all the brothers just to stand there bewildered but then start laughing.

Belphie

He was asleep on the couch in the living room that had a fire going to keep the house warm. Lucifer wanted him to go outside but he was asleep so he couldnt go outside but he did when he woke up. But quickly fell back asleep causing Lucifer to get him back inside to lay down on the couch.

Diavolo

Though he had work to do, He was able to convince Barbatos to let him play outside. He said for 30 minutes but he was out there for about 4 hours now. He kept sending photos to the Lucifer and Barbatos group chat with Lucifer either hearting the Images or reminding him that he has work.

Barbatos

He went outside for a few minutes with Diavolo but whent back inside to make some hot drinks for them and make a fire in his office's fire place for when Diavolo eventually comes inside to do his work.

Luke

After getting bundled up by simeon (jacket, hat, and gloves) he played outside with Simeon and spent hours outside, only going inside to get a hot drink that Simeon made to once he finished it he would run back outside to continue playing.

Simeon

Simeon watched Luke from the window while he wrote and would occasionally call Luke in to warm up and take a break before running back out. Simeon would go outside occasionally go outside with Luke but would inside after a few minutes Before going inside to make some hot chocolate for Luke and him.

Solomon

He went outside for a bit with Luke and Simeon but went back inside (hes an old man and cant handle the cold) reading some spells while next to the fire Simeon and him started.

Raphael

Raphael was sitting near the fire embroidering and drinking the hot chocolate Simeon had made. He went outside Occasionlly to get some air and enjoy the snow.

Mephistopheles

Mephistopheles decided to take one of his horses out for a stroll around Devildom. He even stopped by the castle and spent some time with Diavolo by having a snowball fight. (Mephistopheles lost)

Thirteen

She mainly stayed inside and worked on traps for Solomon, but she did go outside occasionally to get some air, and sending photos of the snow and a snowman she had made.

I underestimated how many characters there are but thats ok, It snowed where i am so i HAD to write this (MC drawing i made in the snow :3)

Yarnaby just a little guy who needs love 💕