Mephisraph Headcanons Because I Need To Apparently Feed Myself In This House
Mephisraph headcanons because i need to apparently feed myself in this house
(Added some of my family headcanons too, Kids to be ranted about at a later date <3)
- A lot of people ask Mephistopheles if they have ever dated a guy before. Contrary to popular belief they have dated Multiple. But they get so smiley and embarrassed while Raphael acts more natural then Mephistopheles they thought it was the other way around. (The we should go to utah sound is literally just them)
- Mephistopheles texts Raphael random Taylor swift (hes a swifty you cant change my mind unfortunately) lyrics and says "us". Raphael proceeds to remind his poor partner that they keep sending lyrics from breakup songs and if theres something they are trying to hint at. (Mephistopheles was just trying to be cute)
- whenever Raphael can tell Mephistopheles is getting an attitude or getting snipy with him he will pick them up over his shoulder and carry them to their classes. Doesnt matter if their classes are on the other side of the building his partner is getting moody and he needs to fix it. So having them yell it out while hes carrying them always works.
- Mephistopheles loves to be threatened by Raphael. Pinned against the wall with his sphere against their throat makes them absolutely swoon. (Theyre a demon of course he loves to be threatened by their boyfriend)
- People often think that Raphael is ignoring Mephistopheles when they go on their long rants. But in reality Mephistopheles's ranting is the only loud noise that Raphael enjoys to an unmeasurable level. Raphael had a rough day? "Beetle (Mephistopheles's nickname/petname) how was your day?" Raphael needs background noise when hes sewing? "Tell me about the newest article you wrote" anything that gets Mephistopheles talking
- Mephistopheles watches reality TV and Raphael pretends not to like it. But he definitely gets invested and they both argue with the people on tv that cant even hear them
Now family headcanons :3
- Mephistopheles is the stay at home parent/partner. Mf is to spoiled to work and is proceeding to spoil their kids but theyre not spoiled rotten thank the lord.
- Raphael is 100% the more intimidating parent. Mephistopheles always pulls the "dont make me call your father" card on their fighting children.
- They are literally the Opitamy of the bobs burgers "i need to talk to your father" clip.
- Mephistopheles 100% asked for the first kid, then Raphael kept getting baby fever (the three kids were made out of combined magic might do a whole post about that because ive come up with so much)
- Mephistopheles definitely lets their kids dye their hair if they asked. And they definitely help (Raphael comes home to their bathroom a color mess and Mephistopheles going absolutely HAM on their kids hair)
- Mephistopheles is also the kind of parent to encourage his kids to be super pety. Much to Raphaels dismay (keep in mind all of their kids are angels
Gonna come up with more and even some incorrect quotes :3
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How the fuck did this post get so much traction 😠im sobbing
Something random i noticed about mammons character that will bother me till the day i die.
Why
The
Fuck!
Does mammon have a belly button??
Now before you say "oh because-" NO! ANGELS ARENT BORN THEYRE SPAWNED. ITS BEEN STATED MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE SWORN SIBLINGS THING. Diavolo having a belly button makes sense because he was born its been stated. But mammon doesnt
Now you can make the argument that it was to look more demon. Ok... THEN EXPLAIN WHY RAPHAEL AND SIMEON HAVE BELLY BUTTONS TOO.
(Their belly buttons to prove im not crazy... Gawd damn they have such grabbable waists)
LIKE... AHHH
how i came to this realization was looking at diavolos design for my fic cover and saw his belly button and was curious if mammon had one and now im stuck. Everyones mad at solmare ending this (i am too) meanwhile im mad about why they have belly buttons LMAO
If anyone has a headcanon or a reason please let me know so my mind can be put to ease.
Thinking about how Mammon said if MC turned evil he’d follow them
You don't make me a good person
If i had a nickel for every time ive seen an atutistic Lucifer headcanon, id have a lot of nickels. Im not judging im just confused on what happened here. How did this occur? Like Levi and Beel i can 100% see but im just confused on Lucifer. Like i can slightly see it but not fully.
If someone who has this headcanon please explain or tell me how we got here id love to hear it because i genuinely want to understand (maybe its just me who cant see it but i still wanna hear other peoples headcanons)
(^Me trying to figure out why people keep headcanoning Lucifer as autistic and what i am missing) [Screenshot from Nightcove the fox - Adventures with Glitchtrap | Video : Glitchtrap celebrates FNAFs 9th birthday (by beating the ever loving crap out of a pinata)]
Ok i started reading and watching Bungou Stray Dogs and for the longest time i legit thought that Dazai was the main character not Atsushi. Every content ive seen and even an ex friend i had NEVER talked about Atsushi. I heard his name every now and then but never thought he was the MC! How the hell does the main get outshined by Dazai?!
Dont get me wrong great character I understand the hype around him but come onnnnn. Not even Izuku gets this treatment AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING because some people HATE MHA
If someone in the fandom/has read or watched it for a while can explain why its like this I will say i am only on volume two and episode 10 of season one so things may change. But i really just wanna know how the MC got overshadowed by the side characters
Barbeel Headcanons i have :3
- Whenever Barbatos and Beel have a class together its an amazing time for Beel, why? He gets food. Barbatos packs extra just in case Beel gets hungry in the middle of class (the amount of outbursts he has during school hours has decreased a whole bunch because of this)
- Beel will occasionally gently bite Barbatos when hes hungry (Barbatos lets him and finds it adorable but if he is having a rough day he will let him know) so Barbatos can either make him some food or give him food
- Whether they are sleeping in the castle or in the house Beel always holds Barbatos from behind or have an arm holding him if hes reading and Beel os tired, because Barbatos has a habit of getting early at unreasonable hours. So Beels solution is to hold Barbatos while he slept, and because hes a light sleeper he can feel if Barbatos gets up and he can tell him to get back to bed.
- Barbatos absolutely loves the scars on Beels arms. Tracing them, Kissing them, admireing them, all of it. He even loves listening to the stories about how he got them, most of them being from training.
- Beel likes to annoy Barbatos by calling him random foods. Barbatos never understands why beel would chose some which is why he gets a little annoyed. As adorable as it can be Barbatos doesnt want to randomly be called Beels Hamburger (or maybe this is him trying to tell him hes hungry, Barbatos will never know)
- Whenever Beel gets a chance, whether that be in the halls, when Barbatos is working, theyre hanging out, he will always pick Barbatos up and put him on his shoulder to make sure he can still pick him up. Barbatos has told him multiple times that he wont lose his strength overnight sohe doesn't have to do it everyday, but beel still does it just in case.
Might come up with some more randomly, but heres some for now :3
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