So Um, I Have A Very Strange Fan Fiction Idea That I Have To See If Anyone Came Up With So Im Not Rewriting

let me be delusional ^^)

Noble, asshole, what's the difference?

Ok i need to seriously talk about this for a quick second. As silly as i think it is, Barbatos is 100% a better butler than Sebastian michaelis (and better looking but i have grown so numb to his face that i just find it revolting probably a very hot take but idgaf)

Disclaimer!!

Now could my feelings be because my ex made me rp Sebastian as this kind and caring individual for someone he 100% would find absolutely annoying and a pest to be around (that was also the complete opposite of how that Character acts but i digress). Probably its a high Posibility, but i didnt like him before so its probably not that so.

Now keep in mind i am aware they rebooted the anime (ive only really seen a part of season one and the full of the circus series and volume one of the manga so my information may not be fully accurate but i do know how the anime ends)

So onto my rant

The main difference between Sebastian and Barbatos to me is Barbatos ACTUALLY CARES. While yes they are both demons who likes tea and have childish (one more then the other) "masters" Barbatos actually cares about Diavolos well being. It is stated MULTIPLE TIMES. He not only trusts him very deeply but it brings him joy that he takes care of Diavolo. And if Diavolo ever called upon him hes there. To me he acts almost in loco parentis (Latin in place of parent) to Diavolo. Again he actually cares.

Correct me if im wrong but didnt Sebastian not show up until the last second when saving Ciel... Multiple times? And hasnt he stated multiple times that he only wants Ciels soul? He doesn't actually care about Ciel.

Now Barbatos not only cares about Diavolo he cares about others. Seen multiple times with Luke, Lucifer, and MC to name a few. Oh Jesus where do i start with Sebastian with caring about others. My guy is the definition of "i dont care about you" prime example is Grell and Beast. Dont even get me started on Beast!

Again please correct me if im wrong, i will admit i may be wrong and i tried to find something but the obey me wiki has spoiled me and if i look in the manga or rewatch the anime i will vomit if i look at Sebastians face. And i may be a bit bias because i do love Barbatos and Sebastian leaves an extremely bad taste on my tongue.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk have Barbatos in my style (Beel is hungry and needs boyfriends attention)

heheeeee teeheeeeeee

Asmodeus: *playing with MC'S hair*

Beelzebub: *holding MC*

Belphie: *sleeping on top of MC's legs*

Mammon: *buying MC more blankets for their pile*

Leviathan: *putting in a funny movie for MC*

Lucifer: Why are you crowding MC so much?

Asmodeus: Their toxic ex tried to manipulate them into getting back together, and our dear human started to panic so we deemed this a necessary solution.

Lucifer: Then where is Satan?

Mammon: *grins* Hunting

Obey Me! MC: Ugh get your balls out of your purses and do something stop bitching to me about your problems.

What in Hell is Bad! MC: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY WE'RE IN PUBLIC

HAPPY BDAY TO MAMMONN 🤭🤭🤭🦅🦅🦅🦅

They make me physically ill i love them

i actually liked how this came out just the text got frustrating sighs

tags: @vteap

Asmodeus : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Leviathan : It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Mc: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Satan : My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Belphegor : I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Mammon : Mental stability, my old friend!

Asmodeus : Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

So im in class i TA for, helping some students catch up for a test tomorrow. I let this girl sit in my spot where my phone was facing up charging. (You may see where this is going) my wallpaper cycles through difference WHB and OM things when i turn on and off my phone and turns out my lovely YouTube notifs turned on my phone and she saw my Beelzebub wallpaper. She was scared to bring it up... What wallpaper you may ask?

THE FUCKING PROMOTION ART FOR THE GAME

GIRL- and she took a photo of my phone (gonna ask tomorrow wtf she did with that because of she posts it imma-) but like... GIRL thats fucking tame i thought it was the mammon selfie card i got on there.