HAPPY BDAY TO MAMMONN 🤭🤭🤭🦅🦅🦅🦅

So while ive been lacking in motivation to do my school work, ive been super motivated to write and make fic covers. So currently im writing 4 fics (three of them are already posted but not completed and one has not been posted yet) the three that are in the works are

Welcome back Lu - Part 2 of my 3 part fic series (Dialuci)

Meet me at the gates - if Diavolo and Lucifer got together in the celestial realm

Sweet angels Otaku - Simeon and Levi, (its kinda a 1.5 of my three part series but it doesn't have to be :3)

And im also writing a promt headcanon series but that may just be for tumblr havent decided yet

And i have so much more in the planning I need to start keeping notes about them 😭. But they all will get "covers" but it will be blurred when its first posted then revealed when its finished (may change that but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Note - All fics in planning are all obey me fics, that DOESNT mean that i wont write other fandoms. Ive been into WHB and it doesnt have as much content as OM!. And i may write some really old fics i had started just never finished (they are DSMP fics so that may not happen but a possibility)

genuinely so poetic how most ex dsmp fans have moved on to different fandoms and people and content creators and yet we all still come together to gather like its the last supper whenever dream does some stupid shit. communal white man shaming unites the world like no other

Never thought id relate to a 30 year old until today. (Lots of personal reasons but was once an Luka hater now relates to luka no idea what happened here but hey it happened 💔)

christ. THE DIFFERENCES ARE DRASTIC. I love you Lady. I’m so sorry they weaponized you for their sh*tty military au.

So um, I have a very strange Fan fiction idea that i have to see if anyone came up with so im not rewriting something thats already been written (if you know ANYTHING please let me know)

So my friend @booskiroo and i were on the phone the other day and we joked about Diavolo being a chaotic baby but if something happened Barbatos would just make sure the baby never happened because he was so annoyed. But its been bothering me so much because i cant stop thinking about it! It would be so intresting!

Because like think about it, Demon king didnt have any other children so he helped raise Mephistopheles to take over. Mephistopheles and Lucifer meet and didnt like each other at first but then learned to get along for the sake of Devildom and keeping face. Then falling for eachother like come on!

If anyone knows if a fic like this exists please send me the link/title if not i will actually write this because it is EATING me alive.

Note - I should probably mention that while Yes Dialuci is my favorite ship i am a multishipper so hopefully that clears things up :3

If i had a nickel for every time ive seen an atutistic Lucifer headcanon, id have a lot of nickels. Im not judging im just confused on what happened here. How did this occur? Like Levi and Beel i can 100% see but im just confused on Lucifer. Like i can slightly see it but not fully.

If someone who has this headcanon please explain or tell me how we got here id love to hear it because i genuinely want to understand (maybe its just me who cant see it but i still wanna hear other peoples headcanons)

(^Me trying to figure out why people keep headcanoning Lucifer as autistic and what i am missing) [Screenshot from Nightcove the fox - Adventures with Glitchtrap | Video : Glitchtrap celebrates FNAFs 9th birthday (by beating the ever loving crap out of a pinata)]

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Ok i need to seriously talk about this for a quick second. As silly as i think it is, Barbatos is 100% a better butler than Sebastian michaelis (and better looking but i have grown so numb to his face that i just find it revolting probably a very hot take but idgaf)

Disclaimer!!

Now could my feelings be because my ex made me rp Sebastian as this kind and caring individual for someone he 100% would find absolutely annoying and a pest to be around (that was also the complete opposite of how that Character acts but i digress). Probably its a high Posibility, but i didnt like him before so its probably not that so.

Now keep in mind i am aware they rebooted the anime (ive only really seen a part of season one and the full of the circus series and volume one of the manga so my information may not be fully accurate but i do know how the anime ends)

So onto my rant

The main difference between Sebastian and Barbatos to me is Barbatos ACTUALLY CARES. While yes they are both demons who likes tea and have childish (one more then the other) "masters" Barbatos actually cares about Diavolos well being. It is stated MULTIPLE TIMES. He not only trusts him very deeply but it brings him joy that he takes care of Diavolo. And if Diavolo ever called upon him hes there. To me he acts almost in loco parentis (Latin in place of parent) to Diavolo. Again he actually cares.

Correct me if im wrong but didnt Sebastian not show up until the last second when saving Ciel... Multiple times? And hasnt he stated multiple times that he only wants Ciels soul? He doesn't actually care about Ciel.

Now Barbatos not only cares about Diavolo he cares about others. Seen multiple times with Luke, Lucifer, and MC to name a few. Oh Jesus where do i start with Sebastian with caring about others. My guy is the definition of "i dont care about you" prime example is Grell and Beast. Dont even get me started on Beast!

Again please correct me if im wrong, i will admit i may be wrong and i tried to find something but the obey me wiki has spoiled me and if i look in the manga or rewatch the anime i will vomit if i look at Sebastians face. And i may be a bit bias because i do love Barbatos and Sebastian leaves an extremely bad taste on my tongue.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk have Barbatos in my style (Beel is hungry and needs boyfriends attention)

A typical day at Devildom. (It's not my job)

Luke: *accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water*

Mammon: Luke, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

Luke: I'm not crying?

Mammon, hugging Luke's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Simeon is here and they love you with their whole heart.