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(NOTE: NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE, TW: ASSASSINATION, BRAINROT, PURPOSELY BAD, JORTS)

L's missing piece

L sighed a sigh he had never sighed before, the news lined "US PRESIDENT CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IN CRITICAL CONDITION FROM JORT STORM"

"This has to be kiras doing"

L said, he was tired of this case, it was going on too long, he knew kira was light he just had to prove it. He sat in his thinking pose, laying sideways like a fucking madman, he suddenly remembered what he overheard light say earlier ranting to himself in the bathroom after the death of Nagito Komaeda and the Onceler, both killed via heart attack.

"Stupid L, he has no proof of what I've done! I have carefully hidden my tracks. Next I must kill the US president using the ultimate fashion statement JORTS"

Why jorts? L wondered, kira usually used heart attacks to kill his victim, why be so bold? What did President Charlie Slimecicle do? What justice does this serve?

...L sat there and let his mind wander with all the possible reasons light could want the president dead. . . Was kira trying to throw him off?

...

"MY MOTHERS BEEN WHAT?" L heard Lisa Simpson yell from the other room

A French man responded "I fucked your mother, I shall do it again, au revoir"

...L was tired of this loud and busy nonsense. He was going to confront light on his killing of the president, Charlie slimecicle, and prove light is kira once and for all.

(Author note: There's probably not going to be any more of this, unless I get bored and make a part two, now time to go back to working on Act EYWBA and other more serious projects.)

Americans, did you know there were mass protests all across the country over Super Bowl weekend?

Coast-to-coast, from DC...

... to Portland

... from blue states

... to red states

And nary but *crickets* from the national media. The revolution is NOT being televised, it is being suppressed. 

Just remember, you are NOT alone. People ARE doing things. You will meet those people when YOU start doing things.

But we cannot rely on the courts alone. Trump is already defying numerous restraining orders, and the Executive branch controls the enforcement arm of federal law (U.S. Marshals Service).

When Trump inevitably refuses to comply with the courts and directs the DOJ/U.S. Marshals to stand down, effectively neutering the Judicial branch of the government, it will signal THE END OF U.S. DEMOCRACY.

Our only recourse will be to take to the streets. WE THE PEOPLE, need to demand rule of law by asserting our First Amendment right to assemble while we still have it.

Rise up against tyranny/oligarchy/white supremacy/you-name-it

JOIN THE REVOLUTION! National Day of Protest Presidents' Day | February 17, 2025

And pledge to join the General Strike.

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Sanders sides AU and everything is the same

Except Logan gets to gesticulate with one of these

TS tweet (?) 25/1/24:

If you can, please consider donating e-sims, these could potentially be life-saving for those in Gaza!

HERE’S HOW TO DONATE E-SIMS TO SOMEONE IN GAZA

-download the app Simly simly.io

-search for Palestine

-buy one of the options (5gb is good - this is what I’ve been buying)

-screenshot the QR code

-send the screenshot to gazaesims@gmail.com