It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.
You mean swamp thing?
You know what’s wild?
Your body- like, the one you’re existing as? Your mind prison?- it’s not a wholly independant entity. It’s an ecosystem. You’re a bog that’s self-aware
And I thought Christmas in July was bad
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.
Unbelievable.
Bsh I have to drive to my dads house once a month and it’s 4 hours!
americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
honestly, the worst part about not being with my ex anymore is that I no longer have a dog to snuggle
Just checked my follower count because I can do that apparently, why are there 30+ of you here? I thought there was maybe 5 of you, how did this happen? I don't understand
If he gets mortally injured, there are some EMTs who have an opportunity to do something very funny
The law allows any medical provider or insurer to deny care based on "ethical, moral, or religious beliefs."
They will destroy nature and call it saving the planet.
one thing thing on this site that never fails to make me laugh is whenever someone goes "...you (or I), tumblruser [name], yada yada yada..." and the name is some wild shit you've never seen before but aren't at all surprised by
I don’t know how else to describe what you’re gonna see here, it’s just random stuff
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