Walrusspartan - Stuff

This is gonna sound stupid as hell which why I'm saying this here instead of a social media platform where I am identifiable. But ladies if you take a photo where your stomach is showing don't suck in your gut.

Logically speaking it's easy to tell, you're not fooling anyone. Emotionally speaking, let your tummy tub stick out, your tum tum is cute and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Anytime I play a game like that, say Skyrim, I always thought that the animal just ate the gold because they thought it was food. If it was big like a frostbite spider or bear I thought they had random stuff because it’s what a person had on them when the animal ate them

weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”

why did i just open up tumblr to a bunch of rat memes?

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

It really was

First pic is Blathers in the field, second is Blathers in the museum

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

You know how old we are because our age is the same as the year

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!

click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"

click on the category list and click on feedback

now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes

viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine

i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea

This house is bitchen

living in NYC be like…