The Fecking Slow Burn That Is Percy Jackson And Annabeth Chase

Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

There's three movies so you could have one f-bomb in each

You not allowed in there anymore?

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

honestly, the worst part about not being with my ex anymore is that I no longer have a dog to snuggle

Nopenopenope, what is that? Mars? Mars is cancelled, hell no, that's where people go to die. That's what it sounds like?? Everywhere you go is a horror movie soundtrack, bye, no thank you

To those who are fans of MARVEL…Stan needs our help…please watch the video and spread the word!

As a percussionist, this scratches my brain

Unmute !

I have never seen a more perfect example of silent agony

you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!

click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"

click on the category list and click on feedback

now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes

viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine

i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea

I think one of my biggest flexes in life is that when I was a kid, I went to church with the twins from Lemonade Mouth. Also, they aren't twins