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8 years ago
Zoro In A Hood Doodle

zoro in a hood doodle


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8 years ago

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.


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7 years ago

Favourite narrative tropes:

“That was ONE time!”

“Due to an administrative error”, or any major plot point which is caused almost entirely by bureaucratic fuckups

“Contrary to popular belief” appended to something that’s either really obvious or completely subjective

A character makes an assertion, then cut to the narrator contradicting it (‘“Everything’s fine!” Everything was not fine.’)

First-person narrators who call a specific character by a series of increasingly convoluted nicknames

Unusual narrative euphemisms. I still hold that describing around a curse word is almost always funnier than just using the word.

Establishing character moments which subvert your expectations right from the get-go. The best example is in the Brooklyn Nine Nine pilot, where Jake’s fooling around at the crime scene before revealing that he’s already solved the case.

Montages. Just montages of any kind, for any reason, anytime. I actually think they work better in text form because you can do so many creative things with them.

Side characters with a level of fourth-wall awareness / quasi-supernatural ability which is never quite certain, like the janitor in Scrubs.

Double meanings in narration that take a while to make themselves clear.

Really, really specific similes.


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8 years ago
The Disastrous Australian Emu War.
The Disastrous Australian Emu War.
The Disastrous Australian Emu War.

The disastrous Australian Emu War.


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8 years ago

nobody has brought back one of my most favorite vines yet ?? iconic


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8 years ago
A Demonstration Of The Physics Of Inertia. (Source)

A demonstration of the physics of inertia. (Source)


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7 years ago
This Poor Dude Is Waiting For His Date For The Prom Unknowing He Is Being Watched By The Crew Of A Hit
This Poor Dude Is Waiting For His Date For The Prom Unknowing He Is Being Watched By The Crew Of A Hit

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show


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8 years ago
WSJ №1 2017

WSJ №1 2017

ONE PIECE 20TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!

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