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Tis the culture of American schools. EVERYBODY becomes your enemy.👿
And NOBODY else knows the frustration of going from 1st to 15th in ONE missed question like we do!😤
I can’t stop laughing at this
Wow...
okay but imagine it’s like, a week after the kids move into their dorms, and the laundry room is bursting with soap bubbles for the second time already because none of these 15 year olds knows how to do any household chores, and they’ve been living off unhealthy junk food for the past week, and there’s a mountain of dishes piled up in the sink because they’ve run out of dish soap and no one knows where to get more.
so aizawa, knowing full well that he’s going to regret his decision soon enough, finally decides to give his kids his cell phone number so they can just text him with any questions they might have instead of having to wait until they see him in class the next day.
and no matter how much he threatens them with expulsion, it doesn’t stop the kids from taking full advantage of the new power they have been given.
kaminari and kirishima absolutely send aizawa memes when he knows full well they should be in one of their other classes
mina calls him at 3am once to ask if he has any good brownie recipes, because she can’t sleep, and she wants some midnight snacks, but satou is asleep and she can’t get him to wake up no matter what, and sure she could have googled this shit, but she sucks at baking and needs aizawa-sensei to explain all the technical terms to her
izuku is up late one night, studying for a test, and he has the news on in the background because it’s easier to focus that way. there’s live footage of a villain confrontation that Eraserhead manages to resolve without any civilian injuries, and Izuku sends him a text congratulating him. he doesn’t expect aizawa to respond right away, because he’s currently being interviewed by a reporter, but aizawa has a special notification sound for his students’ numbers, so this man deadass walks away from the reporter mid-sentence to call izuku and lecture him for being awake so late
aizawa is out sick with a cold one day, and present mic covers his class for him. he spends most of his morning trying to go back to sleep, but he can’t help but worry about his kids. he gives up trying to sleep at 11 and gets up to make himself some tea. checking his phone, he sees that he has a pile of of get-well-soon texts from his kids that make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. an hour or two after classes let out for the day, present mic shows up with a tupperware container of honey daikon that he helped the kids make. aizawa eats all of it despite not really being fond of the dish. present mic wisely decides not to comment. he makes sure to send a thank-you text to all his students.
So imagine muggleborn figuring out that purebloods or those who are withing the wizarding community are out of touch with the muggle community to the max.
We already know they use quills and inkwells instead of pens/pencils and most technology is put of their grasps. So what if they used this realization to their advantage?
Some Slytherin kid doesnt want to go to class that day but they remember that one scene from School of Rock and tell Umbridge that they are deadly I'll with "Stickittotheman-eosis" and that it's very rare and "you wont know it cuz it only affects muggleborn and half-bloods."
Or a Ravenclaw just cant put up with the annoying students so they say theyre gonna "Hulk out" if somebody keeps talking in the library. Only for some pureblood to ask what that means and getting the response, "I will transform into a green beast to smash you into a pulp the next time someone ticks me off!!"
And soon enough all of those raised with a muggle upbringing will be in on it and feeding off of/ adding onto each others lies.
Cinderella (1950)
Like literally I find it so astonishing how everyone is not pan? Like not saying anything negative its just so interesting to me cuz like?? A pretty girl in a daisy pattern sundress and cupids bow lips?? A radical sexy skateboard dude with ripped jeans falling off his ass?? A cute lil nonbinary cinnamon roll with uncontrollable hair sitting in the library hiking their glasses up their button nose and freckles with their face pressed into a book? Breasts? No breasts? Flat tummies? Chubby tummies? Hips, no hips, like yo y'all are lovely af and I am glad I have a giant ocean to become infatuated with.
Linkin Park feat. Jay-Z - Numb/Encore (Collision Course 2004)
Truly a masterpiece and groundbreaking fusion of rap and rock.
These are my random thoughts I think throughout my life so I hope you can relate
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