Latest Posts by well-shit-were-doomed - Page 2

guys we fucking did it

i have horrible object permanence so i forget about a lot of things. and every once in a while i get reminded that markiplier exists and i’m at peace for a moment.

anyway stream distractible on spotify and apple music…

i have horrible object permanence so i forget about a lot of things. and every once in a while i get reminded that markiplier exists and i’m at peace for a moment.

anyway stream distractible on spotify and apple music…

Monster Aficionado Crow

Here he goes.

i don’t know who jerma is but i feel like i’m too deep in the sauce to ask now. i’ve already been seasoned for the soup and the waters boiling. it’s too late.

let the soft animal of your body KILL KILL ATTACK KILL WITH YOUR TEETH RIP IT WITH YOUR TEETH YOUR TEETH

Give it up for 747 Bear Force One!

Champion of Fat Bear Week 2022

heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”

Okay, don't get me wrong here. I LOVE Jurassic Park. I love seeing their dinosaurs. But after watching Prehistoric Planet, and going back to look at this...

And then looking at this...

Notice how much healthier the second set looks? Their lips cover their teeth, they actually have fat on their bodies, their skin doesn't wrinkle like they're dehydrated. You can't see every single tendon and muscle move because you aren't supposed to. Dinosaurs are animals, not reptilian body-builders.

THIS is the kind of change I want to see in how we create realistic depictions of not only dinosaurs, but all prehistoric creatures. Paleoart has always had a huge issue with shrink-wrapping and making these animals look terrifying instead of making them look like, well, animals.

Well done, BBC.

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

is this loss

Pretty fucked up that queer people’s emotional development is usually like

0-12: childhood

12-22: t̷̬̳̫̜̬͙̯̝̤͌̇h̷̗̾̃̂̓̿̚̕̚ͅͅë̴̡̙̟͚͖͖̟́ ̶͙̲̱͍̝̔̔̾̾́d̴̛̫͚̳̫̈́̐̒̀̏̑̀͝ä̶̯͔͓͇̮̱̠͉́̓̋̌̈́̔̏ͅr̶̹̳̣̭̞̳̱͔͌ͅk̷̲̜͙̝̲̿̐̓ņ̷̢͔̺̤͕͕͓͋̐͆̈́̇́̆͜͠e̵͇͗̍͂̚ṣ̶̟̼̩́̍̉s̴̥̐̅ ̶̢̜͉͚͍̉̓͑̒̑͝o̵̧̠̙̐͗́̋͊̿̈́͛̉f̸̫͊̐̀̈́̕͝ͅ ̸̭̺͓̘̪́͝t̷̛̺͆̈́͘h̸͚̺̣͍̃̇̈́͑͋è̷̙͙͍͇͈͉͎̔̂̚ ̵͍̥̈́̆̆̐v̶͖̈̐̓͋̍̈́͘o̴̳͖͊͛̋i̸̙̾͂͆̈̓d̵̢̩͓̻͎̲͓̓͜

22-30: adolescence

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Buddy you're a dog

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Dog

breaking bad au where instead of meth theyr making fursuits

we got the radio interruption announcement

yeah no i gave up on that one brother

i want to put together a montage thing of all the times someone got lucky despite having “bad luck” in bullet train so just mentally preparing myself for the amount of hours it’s gonna take.

i want to put together a montage thing of all the times someone got lucky despite having “bad luck” in bullet train so just mentally preparing myself for the amount of hours it’s gonna take.

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

made sense at first at least

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our ancestors would be proud

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I have been wishing for a Season 2 of the brilliant Will for years, so it will be a dream come true if the goal is achieved❕The writing is flawless & the cast & production are superb. Marlowe, as conceived by C.J. & his team, as well as Jamie Campbell Bower - the best actor of his generation, is extraordinary. He is the iconic bisexual rock star/playright that the arts and the world needed; a truly complex, beautiful character who inspired the antihero in my own first novel. He deserved an Emmy for his outstanding performance. A Kit Marlowe spin off, or Season 2 of Will that features Marlowe, is a much-needed cultural insertion that the artistic community deserves to have on television.

fuck-yeah-you’re-doomed

in the evil world im seriousbeaste

one time i told my two little sisters (now 11 and 8) that doing the worm would summon rabbits (because they really wanted a bunny but their parents get them one). the younger immediately knew it was bullshit but the older one spent the entire summer doing the worm everyday. and now she’s freakishly good at it. i’m talking like at least a foot and a half off the ground.