Sirius Black is white as fuck. He’s pale. He might as well be translucent. He borderline glows in the dark. He spends more than five minutes in the sun without UV protection he’s turning a lovely shade of pink. James (who’s desi) and Remus (who might be welsh but has to explain to people that he is in fact white) scream when Sirius walks into a dark room claiming they saw a ghost and tell him to turn of the light at bedtime because they can still see him in the dark and and
Literally me with Sirius in my fic… mans been THROUGH it
I always giggle when I think about it...
Am I psycho?
still thinking about how someone in the comments of asfteotw described remus as “efficiently chaotic and proactively cunty” like hello do you personally know rjl?? thank you for seeing him the way i see him. <3
Sirius: *has been talking for over two hours*
James, quietly: Moony... you know I love him, but...
Remus: Sirius, if you close your mouth I’ll kiss it.
Sirius: *stops talking*
If the marauders knew what an iPhone was they would definitely ask Sirius questions by saying „hey siri“
friendly reminder that sirius chased his own tail and jumped at pigeons as padfoot because it made harry laugh
I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter
Sirius: Oh yeah? I bet you still sleep with that stupid rat stuff toy.
Regulus: Algernon is A MOUSE! And at least I don't use 10 bottles of hairspray every morning!
Sirius: Oh fuck you. At least my hair looks fabulous
Regulus: At least my curls are natural.
Sirius: *gaaasssp*
Everyone: 😶😶😶
James: Oh snap
And they didn’t know this was their last night spent together
No cuz I’m not exaggerating when I see a notification in my inbox on Ao3 I literally start giggling and kicking my feet😭😭
beating the 'sirius is a twink' allegations
new watermark because im insecure
she/her | 19 | entp-a | author of "the serpent and the viper" on ao3 | marauders, six of crows, pjo, måneskin, ...
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