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Thinkin bout the use of cars in whump,,,

Whumpee gets hit by a car

Whumpee is in a car accident

Caretaker is in a car accident and then emotional whump

Or

Whumpee gets in the car only for whumper to point a gun at them and tell them to drive

Whumpee gets in the car before being knocked out, whumper then gets into the front seat and drives

Whumper ties up whumpee and throws them in the back seat

Whumper ties up whumpee and throws them in the boot

The possibilities are endless,,,

Hey guys! Sorry I’ve been kinda mia for a bit- I’m still here, just lacking inspiration.

I’m gonna try to post a bit more often if I can jdjdjsjs you guys are amazing.

Thanks for sticking around if you have, hopefully I’ll get back into the swing of things again soon.

And again, I apologise for the lack of posts, love you guys! :))

-Toby

Thinkin about split knuckles,,,

Bloody and bruised skin pulling tightly over bones. It’s just. Yeah.

Perhaps like,,,

Undercover mission goes wrong ((identity revealed??))

Thems some nice kneecaps you got there, be a shame if something were to happen to them

Whumper betting whumpee((and consequently, somebody else winning whumpee and taking them home))

“You don’t have the money?? Well perhaps you could pay it off,,, another way,,,”

Theres bound to be fights that break out

Depending on the casino it could definitely be a rather,,, sleezy place,,,

Whumpee gets a little too tipsy and makes some bets or says some things they really should not have

To name a few 😳😳

Whump with a casino setting has so many possibilities but I dont feel up to naming all of them so I’m just putting the energy out there

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

CW for implied underage drinking

Forty minutes into the party the hero disappeared. The villain found them alone on the back porch, surrounded by other people's discarded red cups and cigarette butts, staring up at the moonless sky. They did not turn, even as the villain slid the door shut with a whoosh and a click on the noise of the house party.

"These people are weird," the villain said.

The hero laughed, but hollowly. "I'm pretty sure it's you and me that are the weird ones here."

"Oh no," the villain said, leaning against the railing beside them. "I've checked it out thoroughly. We're the normal ones. Everyone else is strange."

The hero glanced back. "I was wondering when you'd come looking for me," they said softly.

"You could have found me," the villain protested.

They shifted, letting their shoulder just brush the hero's sleeve. Once the hero would have tossed the villain 30 feet for daring to come so close. Now they didn't so much as flinch, eyes locked on the sky.

The villain shrugged.

"Do you miss it?" the hero whispered. "Flying?"

"Don't bitch to me about it," the villain said, with more snap than they'd intended. They took a swig from the bottle of something they'd picked up inside. It was awful, just like everything else. "This is the world your boss made. No more powers. No more battles. You and me, free to be normal teenagers."

The hero looked down. "He wouldn't have done it if your boss hadn't murdered me."

The villain choked mid-sip. The hero gave them a sideways glance. "You didn't know? I mean, maybe I flatter myself, but it was the last thing I remember before everything changed. What it felt like to die."

"Shit," the villain said weakly, for lack of anything better to say. "Huh. Congrats on having the universe rewritten to bring you back?"

"Thanks, I hate it." The hero took the bottle, took a swig and gasped. "That's foul," they sputtered, wiping their mouth. "Speaking of bosses, you seen yours?"

"No. Well, yeah. Sort of." The villain grabbed the bottle back. "She's some kinda CEO now. Said I'm worthless to her now, she has no time for sniveling children, blah blah blah. Normal stuff. You?"

The hero shook their head. "He might be hiding. Or. He might. Be gone," they said, voice disjointed and jumbled. "There was a reason he didn't rewrite the universe everyday."

Silence fell between them. Inside, a new song had come on and the other kids were screaming along to the chorus. Something about being a teenage dirtbag, baby.

The hero looked over to the villain, tears in their all-too-human eyes. "I'm not going after her. If that's what she sent you to find out. I'm not gonna try and arrest her or attack her for killing me in an alternate timeline." They raised their hands, laughed again. "What could I possibly do now?"

"Hm. Well, finance undergrad, law school, government service, take over the SEC, give it teeth, and then in just 15 years you're primed to use teeth to rip your enemies apart where it hurts- their bank accounts," said the villain promptly. "Just to spit ball it out there."

The hero looked at them - actually looked at them - for the first time. "Oh damn," they said. "You hit the ground running."

The villain leaned in again, dropping a hand over the hero's. Sort of to hold them in place. Sort of just to hold them. "Join me. Or don't. We can make this, like, normal teenagers hating each other if you're more comfortable than that. We can fist fight right here."

The hero looked at the villain like they'd lost their mind, tried to pull away. "What is wrong with you?"

"Same thing that's wrong with you." The villain held on. "You're the only other one who remembers what we were, what we did. I don't want to be alone. And, God, you died? Do you want to go somewhere talk?"

The hero looked down at the protagonist's hand on their theirs. "Yes," they said, in a high, broken whisper. "Let's get out of here."

After that they were inseparable. At least, until the world changed again.

Poor dude can’t catch a break,,,

Random Whump Generator

I made a whump generator! Here’s the link and please tag me in whatever it inspires you to make!

Here’s a few examples of what you might get!

Thanks for the tag, Dot :))

Yes I am a pale motherfucker unfortunately jdjdjsj

Tagging((with no obligation)): @straight-to-the-pain @probablyarmedpossiblynot @5000angryspiders @lektric-whump @lave-whump @spookyboywhump @starrysky-whumpfics @whumper-boi and anyone else who wants to

P.s. Sorry if I keep tagging you in these, I’m still pretty new here and I don’t really know many folk, just dm me or send me an ask to stop :))

@thedeductionmistress you would really like this one :D and @cosmicqueerlove, @quirkykayleetam, @maison-simon, @mercuryrosegarden, @himbotaako, @someallpowerfulforce and anyone else who wants to, give it a go!!

JDJDJEJW You didn’t have to come for me like that

do you imagine yourself as the whumpee when you read whump fiction or are you okay?

Thanks for the tag Emi! What a nice name :00

Also we have a lot in common lmao, music is one of the most important things to me in life and my love language is physical touch, but my need isn’t met.

Anyway, hello, I’m Tobias! Or Toby :))

Facts:

1. I’m Scottish! And still living here too. People often ask about what its like in Scotland and I always say cold and wet. And while it totally is, its also really beautiful. Theres so many amazing places, that you can go to for free, that are just a drive away. Or just a walk for me, given I’m in the countryside.

2. I’ve gotta talk about music for a bit. Music is so deep-rooted into me and my family. I like pretty much all music. My family does a lot of Scottish folk music, it’s brilliant. Everyone in my big family plays music, many of them are musicians for their career. I play the ukulele, piano, guitar, banjo, a little bit of violin and I sing, a lot. I got a loop pedal a while back and its great fun. I’m hoping to go to college this year and do acting and theatre performance, then musical theatre.

3. I’m currently learning Scottish Gaelic to be closer with my culture, I’m on day 20. I’m not very good. But I’m having fun.

This was fun :))

Tagging((no obligation)): @lave-whump @lektric-whump @whumpsorbetism @5000angryspiders @straight-to-the-pain and of course anyone else who wants to

hi everyone ~

I’m super bad with names but I always want to try and call people by their first names if I can!! 

I thought I’d do a quick lil tag game to make sure I’m getting to know all the lovely people I interact with on here. so, if you’re comfortable, post your first name and three facts about yourself.

I’ll start - I’m Alex, and three fun facts about me are I love to collect pens/stationary, Dunkin’ iced coffee basically flows through my veins, and the musician I’ve recently become obsessed with is maggie miles.

tagging @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @ohyoudosmellgood @notquitetwilight @carllisle @jasperwhitcock @edworm-cullen @rosalielesbianhale and literally EVERYONE who wants to jump in because I want to meet you if I haven’t already!!!!

Whump Prompt #595

Submitted by Anon - thanks!

There’s a huge misunderstanding and character B ends up hurting character A out of anger for something it turns out they didn’t actually do. B’s guilt when the truth is revealed is immeasurable.

I'm curious

Please out in the tags whether you say hello to magpies (or other corvids) and where you're from.

Hii! I am absolutely obsessed with ypur blog. Anyways, do you have any favorite passing out or fainting prompts/troupes? I’m an absolute sucker for them 💀

Saaaame. Fainting whump is one of my very favorites (not all that fun irl but great in fiction!) I’ve got plenty of favorites:

Whumpee apologizes or tries to reassure the others that they’re fine or “just tired” but they can’t even finish their sentence before they go down 

A whumpee who’s just expended a ton of their strength and collapses in the middle of a battle/escape attempt and has to be dragged out by the others

Whumpee’s been drugged and they’re reduced to just confused, anxious mumbling/pleading weakly for the caretaker as they sink toward the ground

Fainting in the middle of a hug is just *chef’s kiss* because the other person might not realize it right away until the whumpee’s sagging limply into them

Caretaker trying to catch them but getting dragged down by their dead weight, forced to awkwardly steady them

Passing out from a high fever because that’s a lovely two-for-one

Passing out and hitting their head on something on the way down, because that’s also a two-for one

Or fainting and falling into a body of water, now they have to be dragged out before they drown

Fainting to fall down the stairs and being found by their panicked loved one(s) lying limp at the bottom

Caretaker hearing a crash from the other room and rushing in to find them on the floor

Fun stuff! I devour content like this XD

So, it’s been just over eight weeks since I made this blog and I thought I’d do a little update?? Just so I’ve something to pin in place of my first intro

Hello! I’m Tobias!

I post prompts, mostly. Just little dialogue snippets or vague concepts that pop into my head, along with the occasional drabble.

I’m also in the process of making a few whump guide sorta things and I’m looking into making gifs too.

I’m also debating putting some fic on ao3 but,,, we shall see,,,

Oh, and I’m Scottish, so time zones can be a little weird, I apologise for any delays in responses this causes :))

Anyway, love you all and hope y’all are staying safe :00

Bee gang!!! We’ve had bees since about June 2019 ((wow longer than I thought lmao)). Good luck with harvesting your honey, its great fun!

You have bees?! I have bees!! :00 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

YESSSS BEE GANG!!! we got them last may!!

Whump idea

Whumpee who will prioritise literally anything over themselves.

Broken glass and their hand is cut up, dripping everywhere? Clean up first, then the hand. Extremely tired after a stress position, aching joints begging to relax? They need to go to work, rest will come later. They’re sick, unable to move with high fever, fogginess clouding their mind and slowing their tongue? The only reason they’re resting is because caretaker had forcibly put them to bed, after finding them lying halfway down the stairs, pleading with caretaker to let them continue work.

A whumpee who doesn’t care about what happens to them, but becomes petrified over something they fail? Mood.

So I know this is often played for comedy but

Tranquilliser darts??

😳😳😳

Idk man but theres the initial pain of getting hit, the confusion or panic, the slow stumbling collapse to the ground.

Then your antagonist waltzes on over all smug and scoops them up like a sack of potatoes. Yeah❤️

Thanks for the tag @whumper-boi

Heres a vague representation of me aha

Tagging((no obligation)): @spookyboywhump @lave-whump @whumpsorbetism @appalachianapologies @5000angryspiders @lektric-whump and anyone else who wants to! :))

I started procrastinating again and found this adorable picrew! So here’s a new tag chain!

Here’s me!!!

Tagging: @rat-father @milk-carton-whump @twistedcaretaker @kai-kai-kinnie @lektric-whump @whump-me-all-night-long and anyone else that wants to participate!!

“Please don’t give up on me.”

Bonus points if caretaker really wasn’t planning to

When you see this, reply with 5 things that make you happy, and then send it to the last 10 people in your notifications🌞

Five things that make me happy :00

1. My friends

2. Music

3. My favourite tv shows

4. Reading or writing fic

5. Interacting with Tumblr folk, y’all are so nice 🥺🥺

Concerned/Angsty Question Prompts

1.  “Should I call someone for you?”

2.  “Did you take anything?”

3.  “Do you want to tell me happened?”

4.  “When was the last time you ate anything?”

5.  “Can you walk?”

6.  “How do you think this will all end?”

7.  “Do you need an ambulance?”

8.  “Were you crying?”

9.  “Should someone help you get home?”

10.  “Do you know where you are?”

11.  “Can you tell me your name?”

12.  “Where do you want me to take you to?”

13.  “Do you need my help?”

14.  “How do you feel now?”

15.  “Can I do anything that would make it better?”

16.  “Do you want my jacket?”

17.  “Can you let me see your eyes?”

18.  “Should I stay a bit longer?”

19.  “Will you be alright?”

20.  “Do you have someone who can look after you?”

Your whump word(s) of the day

“Get in the trunk.”

Mr. Peter Parker 👀👀

One of my favourite rare/underused whump tropes??

Locked in a freezer.

Especially those kind of ice chests?? Like freezer boxes?? Only just big enough for someone to fit in, not much room to move at all.

Someone beaten and shoved into one of those. The bad guy either locks it or shoves something heavy on top. Our character jolts their back into the lid, realising with horror that it won’t budge. Maybe they’re manhandled in, bound and gagged, praying for their friends to find them.

Or one of those walk in freezers in stock rooms?? Our character is moving some boxes around when whatever’s propping the door open shifts and the door swings closed, locked. Or perhaps our character is fighting our bad guy, who shoves them in and locks the door, making eye contact through the little window before leaving. Or maybe our characters friend or co-worker closes the automatically locking door, without realising someones in there.

Maybe I’ll go on about it another time but I think the concept is pretty niche, I never really see it

Aaaaaaa @thewhumptruck thank you so much for the tag, I love these!

You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your favourite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people! no skipping!

As it happens, I don’t really do playlists, I just put my entire library on shuffle so this may be interesting

1. Dead! - My Chemical Romance

2. Dangerous - Big Data ft. Joywave

3. I will, tonight - The Brobecks

4. Bad Decisions - Two Door Cinema Club

5. Kick It Up A Notch ((reprise)) - Starkid

6. Blah Blah Blah - The Oozes

7. The Bidding - Tally Hall

8. I’m Alive - Next to Normal, Aaron Tveit

9. Tangled Up - Caro Emerald

10. Ice Cream - Easy Life

I wouldn’t say that’s entirely representative of my song preferences but they are all Bangers™️ so :))

I’ll tag: @spookyboywhump @lave-whump @heathenwhump @probablyarmedpossiblynot @whumpsorbetism @appalachianapologies @5000angryspiders @lektric-whump @mortiferum-solanum @straight-to-the-pain

I’m still pretty new here so I’m never sure who to tag in these :00 No pressure to do this and if I didn’t tag you but you wanna do this then go ahead! :))

you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your favourite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people! no skipping!

tagged by @idspendallnight thank you!!

living a lie // daniel zott

in the rain // joe hisaishi

lost stars // keira knightly

「よっ!ご陽気もの」風のアドリブ // yuki hayashi

heartbeat //  joe hisaishi

experience // ludovico einaudi

beginning of the end movement V // the newton brothers

paper rings // taylor swift 

this is what being cheated on feels like // clinton kane

good morning beauty queen // jacob sigman

tagging: @maddieschaoticblog @liamisthesun @nevertoomanyhugs @carpe-clone @lady-of-the-spirit

Ah yes, I love Bonanza, one of my favourite shows :00 Incredibly whumpy, especially for Little Joe djjdjsj

One of my favourite simple yet effective whump tropes??

Pistol whipped!

Maybe they’re on their knees, held at gun point yet still quippy and sarcastic. Their captor gets fed up and with one quick strike, they crumple to the ground, out cold.

so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. 

hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i don’t talk to on a regular basis.

so to save others from the same paranoia, i’m gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldn’t bother me. 

Exasperated caretaker/team member dialogue

“What part of stay there don’t you understand?!”

“I swear- you’ll be the death of me!”

“I’m going grey- You’re making me go grey.” “You are not going grey, you’re 25!”

“Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!”

“Okay, new rule- From now on your plan is not allowed to be ‘run in head-first and see what happens’.”

“Is asking you to shoot me a little ‘I’m not dead’ text every now and again really too much to ask??”

“So let me get this straight. You heard gun-fire. And you ran. Towards it?!”

“That’s it- You’re in time out.” “What?! I’m not a child-“ “I don’t care! Time out!”

“Must you bleed on everything I own??”

Big fan of characters who are just so done lmaoo, part 2??

AYYYEEEE

Hmmmm,,,, neck kisses but make it whumpy

@superkimxd Hello! This is a whump blog, which if you don’t know is a sub-genre of hurt/comfort, often with an emphasis on the hurt part. While some folk have rbed this as a kink post, it was not intended that way- though I can definitely understand the confusion aha. I apologise for the confusion! :))

Okay but manhandling??

Getting forced roughly to their knees ((perhaps with a gun pointed at their face))

Getting roughed up as a threat ((and their friends/caretaker finding out))

Slammed against a wall

Arms twisted painfully behind their back

A hand harshly covering their mouth

An arm wrapped around their neck, back flush against their captor

Grabbed by the hair

Grabbed around the midsection and lifted as they struggle

Grabbed by their shirt collar and pinned against a wall

Yeah,,, manhandling very good

You would look cute half dead in my living room.