Hello! I’m Tobias!

One thing I love is how eager the White Collar cast is to do more of the show, like, a bunch of shows that run for a few seasons leave the cast kinda done with them but like for White Collar everyone wants to do more. You see a ton of actors who play a character like Neal Caffrey are kinda like “that was fun but I’m done” but Matt Bomer is like “yes pleaseeeee put me back in that fedora, LET ME WEAR THE FEDORA AGAIN, I love Neal Caffrey, I want to work with Tim Dekay, LETS DO MORE” and I think that says a lot about the show 😂

Car whump

Like when your Whumper needs to get his Whumpee to a… secondary location.

Whumpee sitting in the front seat 

Perhaps cuffed to the door.

Whumper humming/singing along to the radio as they drive

Leather gloves on the gear stick

Leather gloves on the steering wheel, a finger lightly tapping it

Whumper doing that arm over the back of the seat thing when he puts the car in reverse

Whumper trying to make small talk, either failing spectacularly or they just can’t shut the hell up

Whumpee in the back

Whumper casting glances in the mirror

Adjusting the mirror so he can make direct eyecontact

Whumpee lying across the seats, their hands behind their back

Two 👏 Whumpers 👏 gloating, casting taunting glances and smirks back

Whumpee being forced to drive

There’s the classic of course, Whumpee getting into their car, adjusting the mirror and suddenly seeing Whumper in the backseat

“Drive.”

Or maybe Whumpee is greeted with a knife to the throat

Back 👏 seat 👏 driving 👏 (bonus points if Whumpee’s grinding their teeth and is seriously considering driving into a tree)

How about Whumper in the front seat?

Maybe some unwanted contact, a (gloved?) hand on their knee, or on Whumpee’s hand as they shift gears 

Whumpee in the trunk

I mean, that’s it really. Put your Whumpee in the trunk. Cuff ‘em, gag ‘em, put ‘em in the trunk.

For the truly mad Whumpers:

Driving in the opposite lane with a truck approaching and refusing to changes lanes until Whumpee obeys

Aaaaaaa @thewhumptruck thank you so much for the tag, I love these!

You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your favourite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people! no skipping!

As it happens, I don’t really do playlists, I just put my entire library on shuffle so this may be interesting

1. Dead! - My Chemical Romance

2. Dangerous - Big Data ft. Joywave

3. I will, tonight - The Brobecks

4. Bad Decisions - Two Door Cinema Club

5. Kick It Up A Notch ((reprise)) - Starkid

6. Blah Blah Blah - The Oozes

7. The Bidding - Tally Hall

8. I’m Alive - Next to Normal, Aaron Tveit

9. Tangled Up - Caro Emerald

10. Ice Cream - Easy Life

I wouldn’t say that’s entirely representative of my song preferences but they are all Bangers™️ so :))

I’ll tag: @spookyboywhump @lave-whump @heathenwhump @probablyarmedpossiblynot @whumpsorbetism @appalachianapologies @5000angryspiders @lektric-whump @mortiferum-solanum @straight-to-the-pain

I’m still pretty new here so I’m never sure who to tag in these :00 No pressure to do this and if I didn’t tag you but you wanna do this then go ahead! :))

you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your favourite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people! no skipping!

tagged by @idspendallnight thank you!!

living a lie // daniel zott

in the rain // joe hisaishi

lost stars // keira knightly

「よっ!ご陽気もの」風のアドリブ // yuki hayashi

heartbeat //  joe hisaishi

experience // ludovico einaudi

beginning of the end movement V // the newton brothers

paper rings // taylor swift 

this is what being cheated on feels like // clinton kane

good morning beauty queen // jacob sigman

tagging: @maddieschaoticblog @liamisthesun @nevertoomanyhugs @carpe-clone @lady-of-the-spirit

PTSD across the lifespan.

After having a nightmare, Character B wakes up fighting, deaf to the reassurances of Character A.

hi! am I allowed to continue off one of your prompts? (my whump blog is @lave-whump but this is my main :P)

Hi there, of course! I’m flattered aha, it’d be super cool if you’d tag me but it’s alright if not :))

JDJDJEJW You didn’t have to come for me like that

do you imagine yourself as the whumpee when you read whump fiction or are you okay?

Character B, skittish like a wild animal, attempts to squeeze themself further back into the corner.

Okay but manhandling??

Getting forced roughly to their knees ((perhaps with a gun pointed at their face))

Getting roughed up as a threat ((and their friends/caretaker finding out))

Slammed against a wall

Arms twisted painfully behind their back

A hand harshly covering their mouth

An arm wrapped around their neck, back flush against their captor

Grabbed by the hair

Grabbed around the midsection and lifted as they struggle

Grabbed by their shirt collar and pinned against a wall

Yeah,,, manhandling very good