Rest In Peace, River Boy. We’ll Listen To You, Still.

"you tried to eat a stapler?" GOD FORBID I have an iron-rich snack

Carrot cake

I should be dead

OBJECTIVE IS SURVIVE

Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk

Gay AND European: Faguette

What is it about Pokemon that attracts such a proportion of muscle gays

Happy Ed Balls Day!

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

If a woman is anyone who can identify as a woman, then a terf is someone who identifies as a terf and if they say terfy shit but say they're not a terf then they're not according to your definition of a woman.

And if we define "father" as "man who feels nothing but regret and contempt towards your existence", then according to that definition I am your father.

I need this