Latest Posts by wobbuffet64 - Page 2
If Kaito and Maki broke up
Maki: Listen, Kaito, I think we need to take a break.
Kaito: So, what you’re saying is we need some space?
Maki: Really? A space pun right now?
Kaito: Sorry, guess I’m just being a jupiturd.
Maki: Honestly, I was hoping you could be more mature about this.
Kaito: My bad, I guess I kinda started on the wrong foot!
Maki: Kaito!
Kaito: Yikes! Maki, you look like you’re about to have an asteroke!
Maki: Was that supposed to be a pun on the word stroke?
Kaito: Heh, sorry, seems that one went milky way over your head!
Maki: Kaito, please, I’m trying to be mature about this.
Kaito: And you think I could be mature? That’s pretty plutocrous
Maki: Oh my god...
Kaito: C’mon, Maki. You can’t say these space puns don’t saturn you on!
Maki: Are you even a bit upset?
Kaito: Oh yes, I’m actually quite super depressed right now.
Me: I’m going to watch Bojack Horseman Season 4 and I am not going to cry!
Me, after watching Bojack Horseman Season 4:
When you see people enjoying a pairing that you don’t ship, but you respect them for being such great fans and because you’re not someone who spoils other people’s enjoyment
Me before discovering Ryuji Sakamoto:
Me after discovering Ryuji Sakamoto:
Me: I am not going to be addicted to the new Danganronpa characters
Danganronpa v3: *literally any character*
Me:
Kirigiri: I have a good idea who the killer may be thanks to facts, evidence, and close analysis.
Me, an intellectual:
The Phantom Thieves: *steals heart and gains fame*
Akechi:
When you find the perfect Danganronpa character only for them to be killed off
Some Nerd: They’re milking the Persona series
Me:
okay but actually
If I’m not allowed to play as Sojiro Sakura in Persona 5 Dancing Star Night, I’m going to be super pissed. Telling you all, Sojiro’s got some moves he’s hiding, you know Wakaba wouldn’t be interested in him if he didn’t have at least a little spice.
Me when I see someone hyped for Danganronpa v3 but I know they ain’t ready
If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Akechi, I would shoot Akechi twice.
Ryuji (probably)
A simple guide to liking Corrin
1. Don’t play Conquest
2. That’s pretty much it
Ace Attorney SoJ in a Nutshell
Entire AA Fandom: Haha! Capcom is gonna push Apollo to the side again and make him unimportant, he’s gonna be the punching bag yet again!
Capcom: Little do they know...
Just a little Dark Bum I drew up today.
