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@bagelbababa I had to do it

I'm the villain of tumblr

there is a non-zero chance that Ice-E is the Knight in Deltarune and that scares me

I might not be “mentally stable” but almost two dozen people (including bots) on the worlds worst website think I’m pretty cool so, overall, I’m doing alright

I’m a biologist and, in my professional opinion, you gotta have the yellow liquid tube when you make a new species

I love it when scientists in movies create a creature and put it in a glass tube with yellow liquid they are like “mmmmm I have seem to created a new species. I must put it in my tube for study”

Why is she looking at me like I'm the one who left her and the kids.

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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I cannot the handle the explosive delights; the joy is overwhelming

I haven’t seen anyone talk abt the fact that the red string make angel wings

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

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