Whitebeard: Be my son.
Ace: I refuse, you old Geezer.
Whitebeard: I refuse as well.
Ace: What?
Whitebeard: I refuse your refusal. My son now.
Marco: Welcome aboard, Our new brother.
Ace: This is Kidnapping.
Thatch: We like to call it forced adoption.
Ace: I'm the son of Gol D. Roger. How's that?
Whitebeard: Gurararara! Doesn't matter whose blood you have. You are my son now.
Ace: What is wrong with you people?
Izou: You will love us eventually.
Imagine how it will he like if Cale gave all the dragons a rubik's cube to solve. Since dragon are prideful, great and mighty, they will not ask for help. No they will not. Just like that it continued for days.
And Cale just solves it in 5 seconds
Volume 1: chapters 1-99
Volume 2: chapters 100-199
Volume 3: chapters 200-299
Volume 4: chapters 300-399
Volume 5: chapters 400-499
Volume 6: chapters 500-599
Volume 7: chapters 600-699
Volume 8: chapters 700-776
An AU where Merlin is literally a God in Mordred’s eyes. Like, a genuine God.
In this AU Mordred and Merlin’s relationship is not fucked up by prophecy. So, everytime, kindhearted Merlin saved Mordred without hesitation. And Mordred grew up in a Druid camp that reinforced the idea that Emrys was a literal god. So naturally, HE WORSHIPPED MERLIN.
Once Arthur became king and magic was legalised, Mordred came to Camelot to become a knight because that was the best way to serve Emrys.
But when he arrived at Camelot, he struggled to comprehend the fact that Merlin was… human???? A very clumsy one, in fact. The rest of Camelot, though might know about Merlin magic, did not know how great ‘Emrys’ actually was so they were just confused, concerned, and/or entertained by Mordred’s ‘crush’ on Merlin.
He would stare at Merlin the entire first meal they had together, and people would be like: awww, Sir Mordred is crushing on Merlin so hard!!
Mordred: Emrys??eats??food?Food??Is ?eaten?by? Emrys?emrys?consumes?meal????
Or when he saw Merlin tripped on the training field
Mordred: i think the area is cursed. Strongly cursed.
Leon: what—
Mordred: THEN WHY ELSE WOULD EMRYS TRIPPED?????
Arthur: So, how have you adjusted to life in Camelot so far? Is there anything that is bothering yo—
Mordred: Merlin
Arthur: what did my stupid manserva- I mean Court Sorcerer do-
Mordred: I saw him drank water today
Arthur:
Mordred: He just drinks water????? From glass?????? Like?? He drank?? Water???? You know??? Literal water????????????? For drinking???HE??needs??water?to??live?why??
Morgana: why did I saw Mordred ran out of the meeting room screaming that you guys are trying to ‘Destroy his faith in his religion’. You knights better not bully him because he is a druid and has magic—
Gwaine: I told him Merlin is not here because he needs to take a shit.
Lancelot: Hey, Mordred, I noticed that Merlin has not received the note I asked you to deliver to him yet.
Mordred: But I already send it to him?
Lancelot:
Lancelot: Tell me how
Mordred: I burned it at the altar
Lancelot: what altar—
Mordred: and pray to him, as one should???
Merlin: WHY IS THERE SOMEONE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD THAT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEETING TOMORROW AT NOON!?
Or when they went on a long mission or hunting and Merlin, out of his old habit, made food for the knights
Mordred: ‘this is the most excellent food ever had bestowed on me, I shall never forget about this Emrys. I will pray to you even harder. I am the luckiest Druid to ever live—- ‘
Percival: … is the stew that good?
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“How the hell did you block that with a shield?!” They asked, somehow confused at the concept of what a shield is supposed to do.
Garp is the funniest character of One Piece because he's a marine and yet he had a revolutionary son and then three grandsons who are basically: A communist, an arsonist, and an anarchist. The four of them definitely say "fuck the Marines" on a daily basis but would probably show up to a family dinner as if nothing happened
Everyone: Cyclopes are monstrous, aggressive creatures. They are extremely dangerous.
Percy, Grover and annabeth looking over at Tyson, the most innocent person you could ever meet, who is asleep surrounded by cats and is using nico as a teddy bear: very dangerous it seems
Nico, wearing tyson's shirt: I'm going to be crushed by love and I did not approved of this.
Nico has accepted the prophecy of being Tyson's teddy bear.
Ace: You all were a wonderful experience.
Luffy, Sabo, Garp, Dadan, Dadan's bandits, Deuce, Spade pirates, Whitebeard, Marco, Thatch, Whitebeard pirates, Otama, Yamato: You were... everything.
Nothing but fanservice moments you say, well what is this?
How could you not see what we see even if you don’t ship them?
Tony: Peter is not my son
Also Tony: Makes sure Peter is alright, installs everything in Peter's suit, put a tracker on him, mentions him to do his homework scolds him for being reckless, goes to save his son, makes sure he eat,has adoption papers ready and saves Peter's number as 'My son'
Tony: I have no idea why you think he is my son
Everyone: *rolls eyes* yea we don't why we think that
adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy