Does Anybody Have Any Good Silmarillion Kidnap Dads Fanfic Recommendations On Ao3? I Just Don't Want

Maglor from the Silmarillion

Had to make another poll because I’ve seen some more weird takes about my boy:

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You know which two characters I’d love to watch interact? Fëanor and Bilbo. I just know that Bilbo would put the fear of god in Fëanor. The guy would change his name to Fëarnor after ten minutes in a room with Bilbo. Bilbo says completely out-of-pocket things every five minutes like it’s his day job. He once stabbed a pillar in Elrond’s house just to show Frodo that his sword was actually sharp as if there was no other way to do it.

That Hobbit would take one look at the Silmarils and ask Fëanor why he threw away his immortal soul for “what to me looks like a glorified matchstick, my dear fellow”. He would write a five page poem about all of Fëanor’s misdeeds from the time he broke a window as an elfling to the kinslaying, and then recite it to his face and make him give constructive criticism on the rhyme and meter. He’d say Nerdanel should have “gone for the smart one, not the pretty one”. He would say “my dear father is dead too but you don’t see me going around screaming like a banshee and killing everyone, do you?” He would tell Fëanor that many problems of the psyche can be traced to trapped wind, and inquire as to whether or not he ate anything “bean-adjacent” on the morning he made the Oath. He would ask him if he’d never heard of contraception, and suggest that he try breathing exercises next time he feels the urge to burn a ship or two. He’s mansplain Tengwar to him. He’d write a letter to Finwë telling him all this was the result of not disciplining his child at the age of five and send him a list of Supernanny-type childcare tips, “in case you want to try again, because I don’t think this world can handle underpopulation”. He’d have Fëanor crying in two minutes, I know it, I know it in my bones.

FRICK I haven't had breakfast and want some GRITS and I'm writing so my CHARACTERS are going to eat some GRITS because I SAY SO and because I'm HUNGRY but my characters' culture doesn't ADD UP with GRITS but they're EATING IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IM HUNGRY

My fanfic about a guinea pig and Lord Celebrimbor of Eregion:

And here are a few memes for it:

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Elven genealogies don't fail me now

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this is my favorite genre of bts pictures.

like just actors in full costume with some random item or article of clothing that does NOT fit the universe their story is set in

You can pry buff Celebrimbor out of my cold dead hands. He is a blacksmith. He is a grandson of Fëanor. He has survived and fought in too many wars to count.

But you must remember:

He is also a little guy. He chose not to follow his family into another kinslaying. He created a city of peace and happiness. He likes building doors. He is my baby boy who can wield a sledgehammer like a sword, my little guy who make the finest details in rings and gems. He is very cool.

'Twas amazing. He honored his adopted kinslaying fathers, and it was iconic!!!!!!!

Did anyone else cheer went Elrond went feral?