Playing music in my car is auxiliarating
A collection of BertStrips I have made.
Robert Outie Jr
Attention: Timothy ate Elizabeth
Listen to me. Liz in Timmy
An open letter to microfiber cloths:
Why do you smudge my glasses when your purpose is to remove smudges?
the crime the criminal
Frankenstein’s car wouldn’t drive straight, so he fixed it. Afterwards he screamed “It’s Aligned, It’s Aligned!”
Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.