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airplane vs cucumber in denial

this is so stupid ngl i gave up halfway thru the lining so it looks so messy hhhhhhhhhhhhhh everything is so inconsistent :/

I’ve said this before but you read tgcf and you are like aww Xie Lian saved baby Hong Hong’er and it’s so sweet Hua Cheng fell in love with him and searched for him and gets protective over him. He’s so chivalrous truly a knight in bells booted armour.

Until you read the rest of the books and you realise that Hua Cheng is in fact not acting out of chivalry and must have been going out of his mind for 800 years because every time he and Xie Lian interacted he saw Xie Lian being in a situation and his go to plan was to basically always push the self destruct button and for extra measure throw himself on the chopping block in literal seconds.

Like all his over protectiveness isn’t so much about making Xie Lian a damsel in distress as it is instead a parent taking away all choking hazards and baby proofing the locks except the baby knows martial arts and could kill a man just by twitching his elbow yet he continues to use himself as target practise.

save me fjl save me

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drew this whilst we were writing I Need Some Lovin', so whilst it's not exactly accurate to how their first kiss happens in the scene, it's very much inspired by it :)

LEVERAGE AU - how each member of the team approaches grifting

Meng Yao:

Lan Xichen:

Nie Huaisang:

Nie Mingjue:

Jiang Cheng:

(based on this text post)

In honor of my "gege am i ugly" post getting over 10k notes, here's a "san lang am i ugly" version of it. Featuring: how I'm picturing Hua Cheng 90% of the time.

How I think each MXTX protagonist would adapt to technology:

SQQ: we all know exactly how this man utilizes the internet. It got him killed and he is not the type to learn from his mistakes

Wei Wuxian: this man would go on a Wikipedia deep dive that surpasses the Mariana Trench in depth. Three weeks in he’s learning how to code his own ghost detecting app.

Xie Lian: It is easier to teach your grandmother how to order a pizza online than explain google to this man. He just looks so kindly confused the whole time. Secretly, he understands it perfectly and is just playing a funny joke on you. He enjoys watching sword videos and sending outdated memes to Hua Cheng.

As for the love interests:

LBH: He loves the recipes, and the ability to keep track of someone else’s phone at all times. However he will fry that laptop in an instant if he thinks his Shizun loves it more than spending time with him.

Lan Wangji: He uses it for three things in order of importance: cute rabbit pictures, guqin music he hasn’t heard, and porn

Hua Cheng: he would quickly become obsessed with taking the perfect selfie. Xie Lian finds the trash folder on his phone and falls in love with all the reject pictures. To his husband’s horror he makes a collage of them and sets them as his phone background.

where sqq transmigrates earlier and moshenshang raise a child luo binghe together.

mobei jun teaches him about demon stuff. shang qinghua gets to pamper his son (“now he really IS my son!!!”). sqq gets to obsess over the protagonist in a much more wholesome way. MOSHENSHANG FAMILY AND THEIR LITTLE BINGHE JUST IMAGINE IT.

Qinghua ft. boobei-jun 🫶🏻

Sometimes you just need a hug ❤️

I think that there should be more hybrid AUs that have this misunderstanding specifically...

Bonus!!

the holy grail types of fanfic

trying to figure out how to draw the gang in my style

gorgeous. Breathtaking. A modern art piece for the ages.

moshenshang but i dont have my tablet so i can't draw this so you get a notes app doodle

shang qinghua trying to have a movie night with his boyfriends and failing.“a yuan can you please stop criticizing the inconsistent characterisation and just watch the movie.” “MY KING STOP TRYING TO SKIP TO THE END JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS- OH MY GOD”

i just believe in mbj (no media literacy) being confused about the moral and emotional drama in stuff and just being like “if they were like 50% more okay with murder this would be over so much faster” vs sqq (way too much media literacy) overanalyzing every detail and jumping to wild conclusions

Mobei Jun picking up slang from Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua and using it like only the most jaded demon dad to ever demon.

Like bro thinks these words have wildly different meanings than they actually do.Shang Qinghua managed to assassinate another minor demon king, and Mobei Jun patted him on the head and told him he did a very pussyslay job. Shen Qingqiu was having a stressful time running his peak and Mobei Jun told him he was an aesthetic girlboss mood. Both of his wives live in fear of him trying to call them fam in bed meanwhile Mobei Jun thinks he's mastered their dialect and gotten an excellent grade in Husband.

This is the spiritual successor to this post.

ok but listen the black parade died in 2008 and will's last performance with the tapeworms before the slouching towards bethlehem tour was in 2018 and thats 10 years apart

whats ten divided by 2 thats right 5

both mcr and will wood have 4 albums that everyone talks about (bullets, revenge, the black parade, danger days / eial, self-ish, the normal album (notice how both third albums are titled THE something. and happen to be the best ones in my honest opinion. thats right), icimi), 1 album that people mention less cus they dont see it as part of the big 4 (conventional weapons / camp here and there), and 2 live albums from very different eras (1 of which is a part of/associated with a documentary abt them (the real will wood & life on the murder scene)) which means to complete the prophecy they both need a 5TH album

which leads us to a conclusion that mcr5 is REAL and new will wood album in 2025 is REAL and its gonna be a COLLAB and Gerard Way and Will Wood are gonna KISS on stage while holding a pride flag and its gonna be beautiful and everyone will cry

Hi! This is canon now. MXTX can fight me personally on it if she disagrees. That’s all!

MoShenShang Brainrot Memes:

shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.

meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that

day 2 of moshenshang week!

the theme was courtship :] i specifically chose the subtheme of demonic courtship

hiiii @xxmiserysmilesxx :D

they're all stupid <3

He learned this move in the Burial Mounds :D

MDZS: not even badly summarized just. Bad. This is bad.

Nie Huaisang: why is no one calling me out for being evil :( i literally am blasting look what you made me do on repeat in my earbuds can u not hear it Wei Wuxian: im on my shojo protagonist arc mb Jiang Cheng: ur huaisang??????? Nie Huaisang: ?? Jiang Cheng: i didnt recognise u. thot u were a girl. Nie Huaisang: oh lol me too sometimes lowkey Jiang Cheng: whats in your shirt that ive not been staring at for the past hour then. Nie Huaisang: oh! pulls out two pristine cat skulls from his shirt like the worlds worst bra pads GLAD YOU ASKED

mxtx characters who i think would benefit greatly if someone just called them “good boy” more often:

lan wangji. i mean its canon.

quan yizhen. i mean just look at him.

luo binghe wants to be called a good boy but won’t. because he is not.

mu qing gives the vibe that he wants to be called a good girl but is very conflicted by that

hua cheng. hes a golden retriever in a black cat body.

jiang cheng. bro just wants someone to tell him he’s good in general.

jin ling. he def gets jealous of fairy when lan sizhui gives her head pats.

moshenshang au where SQH returns to the modern world, and MBJ and SQQ try to follow him… only to end up as cats.

and SQH then just has to deal with these two grumpy little cats knocking things over and warring for his attention and being brats

sqq sits at sqh’s desk while he’s writing and bites him whenever he forgets a plot point. meowbei-jun gets mad and smacks sqq onto the floor so forcefully with his big kitty paws that sqq gets knocked out, and mbj just proceeds to turn and make big eyes at sqh like “im juft a kitjy cat,,,, see i am so innocent and smol,,,,”

mbj just does not consider that cat injuries translate to human injuries and so spends their entire time as cats smacking the shit out of sqq and then is very confused when sqq is heavily concussed and maimed back in human form. (no one knows to this day if this was another courting attempt or simply meowbei jun being a dick)

sqh also would start a tiktok acc just filming his cats then suddenly one day have to explain why the cats are gone and two inhumanly attractive men are sitting in his apartment looking like they just were in a barfight

revamping my pre-transmigration SQH design. Thoughts?