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Latest Posts by xxmiserysmilesxx - Page 4
i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.
Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.
Reverse transmigration AU Mobei-jun searching up “cucumber” to figure out what it means when Shang Qinghua calls Shen Yuan that and ending up in a rabbithole of “cat scared of cucumber” videos. since shen yuan is so catlike, SQH and MBJ start testing it at him
Mobei-jun, lobbing a cucumber at the back of shen yuan’s head and watching him shriek and drop his chopsticks: it works Shang Qinghua: hmm…. i think we need more data
the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history
Shen Qingqiu underestimates Shang Qinghua’s sheer dumbassery, and thinks that he knows Mobei-jun is courting him and is just playing it coy. So when he realizes he ALSO likes the dumbass hamster, he decides to start using the same tactics. Meanwhile, Shang Qinghua is deeply confused and alarmed at why suddenly he has TWO men beating him up 2+ times a day. He’s not built for this! He’s just a little guy!
Shen Yuan stared up at the man, disbelief clear on his face.
The man before him huffed a laugh, brown eyes becoming crescent shaped with amusement. He was a little taller than Shen Yuan, a little broader, with a sleeve tattoo covering his right arm to his wrist. His dark brown hair was softly curled, more wavy, and a little shaggy, falling to his shoulders. His face reminding Shen Yuan of Binghe. Not a lot, but just enough if he were to tilt his head and squint.
“You’re just a kid.” When the man finally spoke his voice was as smooth as velvet. “How old are you?”
“Nineteen.” Shen Yuan automatically responded as he gawked.
The man had round wire glasses, a piercing on the left side of his lower lip, both ears were pierced, and he had cheekbones that belonged on a magazine cover. He was a little older than Shen Yuan expected. Somewhere in his late-twenties compared to Shen Yuans late teens.
“Cucumber-Bro, come on, I’m not that different.” Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky offered a smile, showing off dimples underneath a days worth of scruff.
“How old are you?” Shen Yuan demanded, still blocking the doorway into the dorm.
“Thirty.”
What the fuck?
“What the fuck?” Shen Yuan asked aloud.
Seriously, this was the caffeine addicted crack-writer?!
When Shen Yuan had woken up back in his dorm room instead of in bed with his husband in the bamboo house, he immediately contacted Airplane—it was a gamble, but it paid off. The relief Shen Yuan felt when Airplane responded was like a weight lifted off his shoulders. He gave the other man his phone number and address, then waited an excruciating five days until the two could meet. (Because Shen Yuan lived in Beijing, but Airplane apparently lived in Chengdu, and last minute flights weren’t cheap.)
Shen Yuan knew that his friend would look different. Hell, Shen Yuan looked different! A little shorter, a little rounder, way younger. With pitch black eyes, short inky black hair, and an ear piercing. He was pretty rather than handsome, softer than Shen Qingqiu.
And it wasn’t that Shang Qinghua wasn’t handsome—he was! Like everyone else in PIDW. But Airplane?
“Can I come in?” Airplane asked while shoving his hands into his back pockets. He wasn’t dressed fashionably. His beat up backpack was slung carelessly over a shoulder, jeans were ripped due to wear and tear, his faded band shirt was due to too many washes, his sneakers were scuffed. And yet…
Shen Yuan dressed in the latest fashion. He tried his best to look good, he had standards for himself! He looked like a C-Pop star.
Airplane wasn’t even trying to be hot. (WHY WAS HE SO HOT?!)
It shook something inside of Shen Yuan. All of his past theories of Airplane being a troll flew out the window.
“Well?” Airplane looked like he wasn’t above shoving past his friend to get in.
Shen Yuan allowed his friend inside, still shook.
“Shang Qinghua.”
“What?”
“My name, bro.”
“Wait…you used your actual name for the character closest to Mobei!? Fucking Mary-Sue!”
“Ah, there we go, there’s the Peerless Cucumber I know. Although it’s weird to hear such vitriol from a face so cute.”
Shen Yuan felt the blood rush to his face and wished he had a fan in his hands to use as a weapon when Airplane chuckled.
“Come on, let’s try to figure out how to get back home,” Shang Qinghua said as he moseyed to the desk in the room.
Shen Yuan sighed as he closed and locked the door.
BONUS:
SY: I thought you said you were a broke university student who wrote to make sure food was on the table.
SQH: Yeah, dude. I’m working on my dissertation. Writing pays the bills.
SY: YOU’RE GETTING YOUR DOCTORATES?????
SQH: Yeah, in Topology.
SY: YOU’RE GETTING YOUR DOCTORATES IN MATHS?????
It's so funny that Luo Binghe asks for love advice and Mobei is the first to pipe up with "beat him three times a day"
which definitely got all the other demons in the room thinking: "and how's that working out for you Lord Desperate To Get Fucked By Your Servant"
Only to get shocked when Shang Qinghua advises Junshang to "be pathetic"
Like imagine watching your colleague fail to land a date with his assistant for forever only for the assistant to reveal he's being trying to land a date with your colleague this whole time
They're so stupid
pre immortal alliance conference transmigration reveal ideas
sqh has missed the last few peak lord meetings, due to demon stuff, when he arrives he says "shady's back" and it sends sqq through the roof (he had a very regrettable eminem phase)
sqq is trying to preserve his disciples modesty at some multi peak event and tells them to "leave room for jesus" sqh chokes on his spiked tea and loses it
somehow the two get talking about books and sqq is complaining about a book he recently read and says something similar to a hate comment he once left on one of PIDW's chapters and sqh says "who are you peerless cucumber?"
one of them is whistling a tune and the other joins in
sqq says "hatsune miko we're really in it now"
sqh tries to get all the peak lords to play M.A.S.H
some sort of vernacular reveal. someone says "pour one out for the homies" or "no shit sherlock"
sqh says bazinga and hears sqq kill bill sirens go off
"i miss youtube" "me too"
a vine reference
does he have a type or do they
SQQ would hate Dorian gray he’d read “every piece of writing and character within is secretly a reflection of the author’s soul” and go through all five stages of grief plus two he invented
Pre transmigration cumplane where:
Shen Yuan is an avid cosplayer because hell, he's got money and time to burn and he's got a hyperfixation, abeit a bit questionable.
Airplane who sometimes goes to fan events and cons undercover to spy on what fans are saying and brainstorm ideas for new chapters, and since no one knows what he looks like he can get away with it. (He based LBH off himself so.. revealing that would be embarassing)
Now imagine, SY knows he can pull off Shen Qingqiu best because he looks a bit like him and screw him, he likes the scholarly look, it looks good on his slight frame. Airplane on the other hand, is built like LBH, dorito waist and all, curly hair that goes past his shoulder and the prettiest (pathetic crybaby) brown eyes to ever brown eye.
Airplane is listening into a heated group discussion when the speaker turns around and bumps into him. "You're hot." Airplane says panicking because holy fuck. Shen Yuan looks exactly how airplane envisioned SQQ, there's even a mean glint to his eyes, the posture is ridiculously perfect. Mean scholarly teachers is ver much his type. Besides mobie jun.
"I like your take on Binghe-" Shen Yuan responds because goddamn, that's clearly a Luo Binghe cosplayer and in modern clothes too??????? Clothes that cling to his figure? Good shit.
Cut to them fucking nasty style before exchanging socials. Real ones and not the accounts they use for PIDW stuff. Nope. Not doing that because they both got embarrassing fandom/authorship secrets to keep.
Moshenshang cannot use pet names. Like, not as in they don’t want to, as in they are incapable of it. Mobei-jun doesn’t understand the concept that pet names are supposed to be endearing and not just random words, so sometimes SQQ or SQH get hit with the “yes, chair?” and are left in utter confusion. Meanwhile if cumplane call each other anything other than “bro” one of them will go into shock and need medical treatment, and Mu Qingfang ain’t paid enough for that.
The leaves were long, the grass was green The hemlock-umbels tall and fair And in the glade a light was seen Of stars in shadow shimmering
I adore this but the last one just sounds like a fancy way to say that they had Evil Old Man Yaoi Hate Sex
"therapy" and its just hua cheng nuzzling into the space between his husbands neck and shoulder.
"therapy" and its just xie lian being embraced by the strong arms of his husband.
"therapy" and its just mu qing gliding his fingers across feng xin's defined muscles.
"therapy" and its just feng xin looking at mu qing in the sunlight.
"therapy" and its just shi qingxuan brushing his fingers through he xuan's hair.
"therapy" and its just he xuan having privacy and silence while with shi qingxuan.
"therapy" and its just mei nianqing and jun wu fighting which results in physical love.
Honestly I had more sanzun text posts in my files but this is how every nielan conversation goes after episode 23 trust me
Listen, I bet it would kill Wei Wuxian if Jiang Cheng started to treat him like a teenager xD
Mo Xuanyu died young, so from the pov of Sandu Sengshou, a venerable man in his late thirties, he's a kid. A lad. A baby. Acting like a kid ever since JC knew him, no better than Jin Ling at his most teenage.
And JC is so tired. He's busy, and stressed, and tired.
So there comes one day during some sort conference in Gusu, when WWX is being his usual trolling self with the juniors, and they happen to stumble loudly into Sect Leader Jiang. WWX stutters a bit, taken by surprise, and JC, actually in an important conversation with his second, just kinda autopilots at the sight of Young People Group and goes "Not now, A-Xian," in his most tired Dad Voice, and carries on.
Wei Wuxian stares after him, speechless. It's like Jiang Fengmian came back from the dead for all of five seconds to kick him in the feels. It doesn't feel right. Did JC just dad-voice him?!? Outrageous!!
Thus Wei Wuxian cracks up being an annoying ass to take revenge. Unfortunately, JC noticed that the Dad Voice works to stump WWX and starts using it almost exclusively. It's amazing, he didn't have this much fun in ages. Revenge tastes sweet. He doesn't even have to get angry, just channel his dad for a few moments and Wei Wuxian puffs up like a balloon. It's great. The Disappointed Sigh? The Tired Side-eye? The Smile of Dismissal? Each works to perfection. Even better - Lan Fucking Wangji can't even tell him to fuck off, since JC isn't doing anything evil or angry this time.
After a few days of the conference, Lan Qiren shows up in JC's doorstep asking for pointers.
AAAAA THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!
day 3 of moshenshang week!
theme was genderswap!
hiya @xxmiserysmilesxx :3
obvious by now probably, but i am not posting these everyday, i barely have the time to draw as is! uni smh
no text version under cut!
the girls ... i keep drawing cumplane drinking together lmao
also mbj is doing her best to seduce them by just standing there trust. she's really trying
MDZS au where Wangxian were actual bunnies the whole time. Like. They still did everything in canon. They were just also rabbits.
people see Jiang Cheng shouting at someone about their war crimes against humanity and also several other species of monsters and just see the target of his Mommy Issues Sponsored Rage Hours is just.
Concept: Shen Qingqiu going to stay with Moshang bc they’re happily married and should be immune to SQQ’s Fish Fear Me Men Want Me Rizzaroni Reverse Fuckboy Type Halo only to wake up in the middle of a moshang cuddle sandwich wondering what the fuck color pill did he take for the Webnovel Yaoi Matrix to hate him this much
Can Wangji dance? If so, is he any good at it? Does he teach the bunnies synchronized choreo to surprise WWX? Love your art!
A year post abyss, Peak lords Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua cuddle puddle havers. With or without the privacy barriers, in SQQ's bamboo house or in SQH's office.
Who cares ommgggg who cares we're dead meat anyway or so they think.
Did ask, very much care because people are losing their minds. Rumors are flying. The Sect Leader tactfully (read, tearfully) extracted himself from Master Shen's house after Peak Lord Shang answered the door, telling him that, no Qingqiu is not available and is resting (So was he by the state of his hair and robes). Peak Lord Liu Qingge nearly deviated this one time when he burst into SQH's office for an update on something trivial only to find SQQ curled up on top of SQH who was snoring into SQQ's hair, scrolls abandoned.
It's getting out of hand. They've been spotted casually leaning into each others touch around their peaks. Master Shen insists they need sunlight (it's nearly dusk) as he fills in Peak Lord Shang's official reports (signed SQQ), Peak Lord Qinghua sleepily agrees against Master Shen's side.
Jaws are on the floor with tongues still wagging, the rumor mill is frenzied, enough that the matter has reached the borderlands near the rifts and by extension, the demons and the abyss and one young heavenly demon who is as jealous as he is confused.
Somewhere under Master Shen, Peak Lord Shang shivers awake.
Whatever the fuck Xie Lian’s job is. To suffer, perhaps? Either way, I fear I may be screwed. 😂
Was looking for a reference in the TGCF art book but immediately got distracted so I thought I’d share some of favourite things I’ve found (also writer and artist friends if you want something specific from this book as a whole send me an ask I’ll try to take better pictures for you)
Xie Lian and whatever face this is.
Shi Qingxuan continuing to be the most me character of all time in both genders.
Obsessed with this little neck shot also how it’s like a golden rope/noose I’m sure that has no significance whatsoever.
Little teeny tiny hong er making me want to cry forever i swear.
Thankfully this official art exists and I can’t. Baby Hua Cheng having a Xie Lian plushie. Xie Lian holding the Hua Cheng toy like a misbehaving cat. The Xianle Trio!!
The whole reason I opened this the gamblers den in all her glory.
This story board has me going wild like just the implications of it I think it’s for the first opening but Omg. Omg. It’s Hualian with lanterns.
Lastly this little San Lang because it’s so cute I can practically hear the sparkle noise to match his Gege ✨ mindset,
SQH: I’m objectifying you in ways you don’t even know
SQQ: I’ve read your fucking novels I know exactly what that hamster brain does you hack
he looked so fucking breathtaking istg 🪭💚
Nooooo Bestie, don't go to mad at me island
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if your otp can’t be reduced to shitty emoticons are you even doing fandom right
Babies and their first spring 🌸🪻