Me: *doomscrolls For Hours Until It's Late*

Me: *doomscrolls for hours until it's late*

Clock: it's 00:01

Phone tracking app: Congrats! You’ve spent 0 minutes on your phone today

Me: Oh, yay, I’m allowed to doomscroll for two more hours guilt-free

Phone app: No, that’s not—

Me: don’t care, didn’t ask, it's technically a new day so everything resets

*continues doomscrolling*

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4 months ago

Idk what to post on here but im also bored so ima start writing a blog about the apocalypse.

Coming soon...

(the blog not the apocalypse)

(i hope)


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2 weeks ago

Yes! I like smelling the biblichor!

Adding sticky notes to give the next reader all of my unprompted opinions!

Hoarding knowledge in my lair!

Digital books just don't quite hit the same.

(and I do mean that literally, it's less effective to hit people with them)

You know what, I prefer physical books I like the feeling of paper and I like cover art and I like going to book stores, I get the apeel of kindle and ebooks but it's not the same


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1 month ago

Damn Hamilton is such a good musical I wish democracy in the United states was real


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2 weeks ago

My vegan friend: "I actually like the taste of meat alternatives and and almond milk and imitations of cheese."

Me: "they are feeding you lies!"


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1 month ago

Thinking about the time there were a lot of people in the public pool and I asked my friend if they wanted to go in and they said:

"I don't like it when there's more boba than tea"


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2 weeks ago

When i grow up, if i ever go bald, I'm gonna get a bunch of vaguely threatening tattoos and become one of those actors who play the bad guy from the mafia in every single action movie.


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2 weeks ago

I like to imagine time traveling/getting "isekai"ed, and then needing to explain that where i come from, "Doomscroll" is not an ancient arcane artifact that allows the caster to unleash hell with mere words, but in fact an addiction to petting a metal brick with your thumb.

I love scrolls like imagine getting a scroll and unraveling it instead of downloading a f*cking pdf

Imagine how magical life would be

I Love Scrolls Like Imagine Getting A Scroll And Unraveling It Instead Of Downloading A F*cking Pdf

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1 month ago

If you ever feel worthless sometimes...

Remember you'll always have calorific value

2 months ago

I just love the word: "whatsoever", it's just three unrelated words stitched together for no reason whatsoever.


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2 weeks ago

Someone else already used my favourite spoon, and now my entire day is ruined


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