I DONT WANNA LET YOU COOK.

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"Do you remember how it was?"

CRIED

Chuuya: We need background music for our alzheimer's presentation. Dazai: Don't worry, I've got this. The day of the presentation: Chuuya: Okay, let's do this. *clicks start* *somebody that I used to know starts playing*

Ozamu Dazai; the original ZZKK zhipper.🎀

Dazai: You're an attractive man.

Atsushi: Who? Uh, me?

Dazai: You and Akutagawa spend a lot of time together, don't you?

Atsushi: We do, yes. Uh, but we're just temporary partners. I mean, we're not, you know ...

Dazai: He's an attractive guy, nice bone structure, hypnotic eyes, etc.

Atsushi: I guess so?

Dazai: Have you noticed how uptight he's been lately?

Atsushi: Uh, l-like I said, we're partners, so ...

Dazai: Partners should help each other out, relieve some of that stress. Maybe extend that partner relationship.

Atsushi: Extend? Um ... I-I don't ...

Dazai: You're two attractive people. Any thoughts on how to alleviate that stress?

Atsushi: We could ... we could go for more walks?

Dazai: Walks are good. Walks are nice. I was thinking, since you're already partners, you could extend that relationship ... become the other kind of partners.

Atsushi: Are you ... are ...

Dazai: I am.

Atsushi: Y ... Dazai-san ...

Dazai: Everybody wins.

Atsushi: Th-this is sexual harassment. You know that, right?

Dazai: I think of it as sexual encouragement.

Atsushi: [runs away]

Dazai: Think about it, Atsushi. Take one for the team.

i thought yuan waz miza miza and i deadazz wanna zee thoze two now

hear me out............ sigma and yuan............ the colors r very aesthetically pleasing

I totally agree. This could be a very peak duo

(I can't access my laptop rn so have this sketch for now!!, sorry💔)

I fear I love them zo much

Make out with m- uhm. Pardon. BUT. May I request Ivan X Fyodor smut hcs pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee thank you bbg 🤭

CW: power dynamic, slightly toxic, slight manipulation, NSFW, savior complex, manipulation where you make someone rely on you and you alone (I forgot the word in english)

A/N: thank you for the request darling and so sorry it took so long for me to get to it. I hope you enjoy~

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• first off, I think that thier relationship would rely on the fact that fyodor performed that lobotomy on him, not even just the sexyal part in this case the entire relationship

• the relationship would be very manipulative, but no one would realize, because it'd be the type of manipulation where fyodor would make ivan rely on him and only him

• ivan relying on him and only him would definitely feed his savior/God complex alot, so he'd be more likely to indulge ivan

• the fact that when ivan feeds his complex it makes him get what he wants more often, he'd keep doing it which makes fyodor keep manipulating, which makes him fall for him even more, it's a vicious cycle

• for the sexual part of thier relationship, it's deifently be a huge power dynamic, with ivan being a service sub and doing anything and everything fyodor asks of him whenever he asks it

• if fyodor wanted him to ride his dick infront of a crowd to analyze human reactions to that, you better bet ivan is bouncing on that dick faster than you can comprehend

• ivan cant really feel embarrassment since his "unhappiness was removed" so he wouldn't think twice about it

• would definitely take anything he's given, whether that be degrading words and smacking, or nice words of praise and soft sex, he's begging for more of it, drooling as fyodor indulges him

• his favorite thing would be blowing fyodor, since he gets to service his master and gets to look at him aswell, and if his master is feeling nice he'll press his boot to his dick while he blows him?

• it's heaven for this man and I just know he'd fall to his knees and drool thinking about it

• that's another thing, ivan is a filthy little slut, he's so shameless all the time he'll start grinding on fyodors thigh or something anytime he has the chance, he's a desperate little whore

• fyodor would probably find him extremely entertaining

• he'd like to analyze people's reactions to what ivan does, and ivans reactions to what he does

• unlike most people I think he actually has a rather high sex drive, from being busy all the time he needs an escape and hus brain processes what ivan suggests as that escape

• so he'll indulge ivan almost every time, but he'll rarely give ivan pleasure back

• but that's okay because ivan is happy just to run against his boot like the slut he is <3

thank you for reading my dears and I hope you enjoyed my writing! Feel free to leave a request anytime or leave some feedback for me to improve! <333

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Their hybrid babies<3

the attempt at an intro again!

wavez

hi , my namez ace (or chuuya... or AC3... idrk). my pronounz are xe/star with extraz. and obviouzly im a typing quirk uzer ;-;

I love thingz like zoftball, zkateboarding, drawing...

i have variouz favorite animez... but my top 5? right are; Death Note, One Piece, Bungo Stray Dogs, Sk8 the Infinity, A silent Voice, and JJK!!

I'm a proud yumezhipper, rarepair/crackzhip zhipper ^_^

i'm an athiezt, DNI toxic chriztianz (ahah...)

my dni lizt;

hazbin hotel / helluva bozz fanz, YBC fanz, taboo comzhipz / prozhipperz, and other bazic criteria, any1 who mockz SA/SH

oh... and im gay, tranz, cupioromantic... with extra xenogenderz XDD

idk what elze to add zo ^_^

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