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aizawa and izuku quotes part 6!
because its 7am I haven't slept and I have a 10 hour shift soon!
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Izuku , making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
aizawa: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Izuku : I absolutely fucking do not.
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aizawa: You're alive.
Izuku : There's no need to sound so disappointed sensei.
aizawa : I'm not I'm just shocked
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aizawa: Izuku , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Izuku : Raise the dead.
aizawa: And what did you do?
Izuku : Raise the dead.
aizawa : why why do you do this.
izuku : I am just in a silly mood okay
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aizawa: What's wrong with you?
Izuku : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
aizawa : Oh... I'm adopting you now
izuku : yeah lam- what?
mic : STOP ADOPTING EVER SAD CHILD.
aizawa : YOU CANT STOP ME.
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Izuku : What goes up but never comes down?
aizawa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
izuku : hut its just you, me and the cats
aizawa : exactly. poor bastard is stressed.
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Izuku talking about aizawa : my dad taught me to think before I act.
Izuku now glaring at bakugo : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
aizawa proud as fuck : go get em kid!
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Izuku drugged up on hospital meds : Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
aizawa :....what????
class 1a : I'm so confused?
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izuku high as fuck on hospital drugs after the stain fight : haha pretty
aizawa and mic bursting into the room :KIDDO?!
izuku : ayeee! you made it!
mic : hey buddy how you feeling?
izuku smirking : they got me on the good shit!
aizawa laughing : oh my god!
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