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I think this is my new favorite thing, I don't have the words. Oh my god.
I’ve been meaning to draw Alastor and his furby organ because, let’s be honest, it’s one of the best tidbits of canon that Vivziepop has said about him.
Now that’s some inspiration for more than a few AUs and fanart.
Sketch dump with sonic, Hazbin stuff, and ocs.
The one who has alastor on a leash is his barber and he's scared he's gonna get a haircut worse than that fuckass bob if he slips up on the deal
LET'S START A HAZBIN HOTEL STORY CHAIN
Ok so I start a story, somebody else reblogs with their own story, k?
*The radio demon strolled through the hotel. The investments he did here 'were good for the economy'; is what he proclaimed.* "Hay, sir!" *Alastor's smile widened as he saw the little maid, Niffty, running past him after some hellroaches. He walked further, reaching the lounge. Then he found this horrendous creature sitting on the couch in a chique manner; The Fallen Angel, The King of Hell himself. Lucifer. A look of disgust struck his face while still maintaining his signature smile.* "Ah, who do we have here? The King of hell?~" *His static voice beamed, ringing through Lucifer's ears. He twitched and looked over his shoulder at Alastor.*
Hazbin Hotel characters in my style!
YIPPEE IT'S ALASTOR THE GOOFY RADIO DEMON DEER. He looks like he wants to eat someone…
(I drew this on my Math hw 😔 sorry not sorry math teacher)
Tell me which one I should draw next (meanwhile nobody does that so I just draw randomly)
Ardeen
A fire was cackling right underneath me whilst many people watched the pyre lit aflame. “May thy witch burn here on earth and in the pits of hell's depth.” A man beside said to the crowd as the flames quickly spread around me. I close my eyes as the heat becomes unbearable. I feel the flames melting away my skin. I want to scream. Scream as loud as I could, cry out for help and do it all over. But no. No screams. Just the immense pain of being burned alive.
You might wonder ‘how did I eventually end up in this shithole while I seemed like a normal maiden they used to burn back then?’ Hah, no. The answer is quite simple. Sins. In my case it was vengeance. Oh the wrath and the bittersweet taste of revenge I felt back then. The still delightful aftertaste after many, many decades. That is exactly why I nowadays live in the Ring of Wrath. Really, fuck this place. Everyone is always so upfront and self-centered. Honestly, I did not even deserve to be here in the first place… I mean sure, murdering your family, feeding their flesh to the dogs and yourself might seem a bit… Cruel… But I know I am a reasonable person! If they did not treat me as an animal I would not have started behaving like one. I am quite sure they are down here too and running into them would not be the biggest problem here… The biggest problem is the residence itself. You have to watch out with every step you make or take because there might be lurking danger around the very corner of your very own doorstep. That's why I decided I was going to step up my game and pay a long-term visit to the newest hotel; The Hazbin Hotel.
“Guys! Guys. I just received a notice that we'd be having our third recruit! Isn't this so exciting!!!” Charlie beamingly exclaimed as she rushed to the lounge where all her friends were gathered by her call. “Calm down, Charlie,” Vaggie placed her hand on her Girlfriend's shoulder. “No! This is the first time someone willingly joined!” She was too excited to calm down. Angel Dust huffed and looked up from his phone. “Hey, who am I then?” Charlie chuckled a bit awkwardly, “Uh, you're our first resident, but that doesn't really apply to you because you're our friend. This time…” — “This time it's a complete stranger and we're going to make this place pretty squeaky clean! We don't want to make it look like she isn't welcome!” She grabbed Vaggie's shoulders and shook her violently. “Great, another whiny woman.” Husk said, before anyone could answer him he walked to the bar and chugged the first and best bottle of beer he could find. “Wonderful, my dear. I shall prepare the hotel to your desires.” Alastor stood up from the couch, tossing and catching his cane. “Heheh, kill all bugz til clean…~” Niffty ran after a bunch of cockroaches with a knife; the usual. “Make dem suffr…~” Charlie had a satisfied and motivated grin plastered on her face. “Great, that's settled! This is gonna be fuckin' awesomeee!”
“After he finished the reprogramming, Alastor used his magic to embed a single, unbreakable thread into Vox's heart as a permanent mark of ownership. Valentino and Velvette demanded that the engineering team tasked with repairing Vox remove it, but they were unable to, no matter what they tried. They were able to determine that it was purely cosmetic and wasn't affecting Vox in any way (physically or psychologically), so they had no choice but to give up and leave it be. Until the day Vox departs Hell for good, that thread remains inside his chest.”
[Quote from @redladydeath for their wonderful (and incredibly dark) RAM AU at @randomly--accessed--memories, Please check them out!!!]
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For the past month or two I’ve been trying to come up with Swap designs for Vaggie and Alastor. It’s been a slow and agonizing process. I feel like there’s an easier way to do this.
Took a day or two to draw some deer parts. Very satisfying and relaxing.
I realized I haven’t posted much art this month so here’s some old-ish sketches.
Lately I’ve not been feeling confident about my art, hopefully it’ll pass.
I wouldn’t mind if Hazbin Hotel consisted only of Alastor speaking. 10 hour version pls??
I want Angel Dust's human form to be so strong. I want Anthony (Angel's real name) to terrorize all of Italy. I want him to be called the Mafia's prince, Italy's beauty. I want his name to be illegal to name your child even 10 years after his death. I wish there were so many legends about this man that no one could discern the truth from the false. I want him to be traumatized, to the point of no longer being considered a human but rather walking monster. I want his left eye to be shot by his father when he was young, to make him look even more horrifying. I want Val to shit his boots when he understands who was Angel Dust when he was human. I want him to be considered as the most powerful mafioso. I want his character to be so complex that even the overlord will have difficulties to understand everything of him.
Y'all can't convince that Stolas and Angel wouldn't be friends if they met
I headcanon that female Angel Dust human's name will be "Anastasia" since it's similar to "Anthony".
(i did my research, and there's actually italian girls who are named like that)
I'M SHITTING BRICKS, IN THE FRENCH VERSION LUCIFER TOLD ADAM "I'm going to deflower you!"
Just read a theory that Angel's left eye is like that because his father shot him in the eyes.
Sobbing rn.
Sorry not sorry, but Alastor's last line in "Alastor vs Vox" is WAY more scary in french than in english. Like my french bro wasn't holding back
(SPOILERS) My review on Hazbin Hotel (Episodes 1-4)
(Ps. I had early access and watched the 1st 2 episodes on the 12th and watched episodes 3 and 4 on the 18th on Prime due to my timezone or smth)
Episode 1
. I liked the songs, but there is one scene where Charlie is talking and then she immediately starts singing her I want song. I felt like there should have been a small melody that played before she started singing or something.
. I like the characters they’re fine with except Adam and Angel Dust. Adam (as many others have pointed out) is just Chaz as an angel and he’s just kinda annoying. Angel Dust is also kinda annoying makes sex jokes every 5 seconds, but he’s ok I guess.
. I liked Alastor in this episode, he was cool
. I honestly feel like Vaggie needs more screen time, cause compared to Angel Dust, she gets little screen time
Episode 2
. I liked Sir Pentious in this episode, he did great
. I liked both songs, but I feel like the song with Charlie and Sir Pentious should have just been a duet between the two instead of Angel Dust and Vaggie being in it, and personally I feel like the song should’ve been a bit longer.
. No hate to Joel Perez, but his accent keeps switching from American to Hispanic, and I honestly wish it didn’t switch like that
. I like Vox, he reminds me of Ratchet from the Robots movie ngl
. Alastor was also good in this episode
Episode 3
. Sir Pentious is good in this episode
. I enjoyed the new characters. Carmella Carmine kinda sounds like La Muerte from the book of life movie ngl imo
. I like Zestial, he’s chill
. the first song was ok, the second one was mid imo
. Alastor is also good in this one
Episode 4
. That ‘one’ scene was something else and I felt a bit at unease when watching it, ‘‘twas honestly sad
. I liked the duet between Husk and Angel Dust. Best song in the show so far only in front of the Charlie and Sir Pentious song
. Valentino’s voice keeps changing like I mentioned before
. I liked the brief Vox cameo
. Keith David’s singing as Husk is amazing
Platonic Radioapple Marriage
after Lucifer and Alastor start to get along
Lucifer: A year ago today I married my best friend
Charlie: Aww that's so sweet- wait haven't you and mom been married for centuries?
Alastor, popping up from the shadows and showing off a ring: Your mother was very cross.
Lucifer, showing his two rings: We were drunk and it was hilarious!
Helluva ships - featuring Radioapple
Mammon does in fact tattle to Lucifer about Asmodeus and Fizz's relationship. Let's say the Helluva timeline lines up with Lucifer and Alastor getting closer sometime after season 1.
Lucifer doesn't know why Mammon bothered, even if Lucifer didn't have whatever was going on between him and Al -- he still wouldn't give a fuck. And he'd give even less of a fuck considering Mammon was still committing copyright infringement for his park, the audacity of that man was astronomical.
Still, Mammon calls a meeting to spill the tea because even he knows Lucifer is a hermit who does not keep up with the drama of Hell's so-called elite.
Asmosdeus finds out and therefore Blitzø finds out. So they all crash the meeting to give Mammon what-for. Fizz and Blitzø because they've never met Lucifer and think he's going to be pissed. Moxxie and Millie because Blitzø lied about where they were going and refused to let them leave. Stolas for moral support (and he's also never met the King, sue him, he's excited despite the circumstance) and Ozzie because he couldn't stop them so he might as well join them.
Following multiple very unnecessary pit-stops and shenanigans, they finally arrive at the palace---and it's too late.
Alastor has already kicked Mammon out and now he and Lucifer are doing paperwork, gossiping, and fighting over the (according to Alastor) tacky interior design of the palace.
The Helluva gang bust in (Blitzø is on a horse for some reason, he's very happy about this) and it's very anti-climatic.
Asmodeus: so you...don't care that I'm in love with an imp?
Lucifer, dad mode: You're in love? I'm so proud of you!
Blitzø: Just to be clear, I'm fucking this bird, there's nothing you can do about it
Lucifer: Okay??
Alastor: Darling, they think you care about hell's hierarchy
Lucifer: Oh! Yeah, uh-no. That'd be pretty hypocritical of me considering [gestures to Alastor]
The Helluva crew leave the palace once Lucifer and Alastor start bickering again looking like they've escaped a hurricane, wondering if they should be sending the King of Hell a 'Congratz on the Divorce' card.
Moxxie: ...does this mean we have two Kings now?
Dad Jokes - AppleRadio
I don't think I've read a single fic where Alastor and Lucifer get together because they make each other laugh. I need to see them being cringey old-ass qpr pals with combined -1000 rizz somehow charming the other by having horrible taste in humor.
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No one remembers who started it but hardly a day can go by without Alastor and Lucifer trading dad jokes back and forth like a hot potato.
As soon as one catches sight of the other BOOM cringe-ass pun and without fail the other will burst into uncontrollable laughter.
And the jokes are bad. Like really bad. Not even Charlie can find the silver-lining (and she has tried). Listening to them laugh at those truly horrible jokes sparks an avalanche of second-hand embarrassment on the part of everyone within ear shot.
It eventually gets to the point that just looking at each other triggers a Pavlovian response where they just giggle and wheeze before the other can even tell a joke.
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Someone: Really? You want to be with that guy?
Alastor or Lucifer: He makes me laugh :)
Alastor 100% has Curly Hair
I saw a post of someone making fun of Alastor's undercut but it just made me think. I have curly hair, and once I brush it out it's thick and fluffy af. I have an undercut too and my hair still fluffs up away from my skull at absurd degrees!
The fact that Alastor's hair is still so fluffy even (especially) with the undercut is a point in favor of him having curls. Bro just straightens the hell out of it.
In conclusion, I need curly haired Alastor fics and fanart desperately.
Alastor's Father
WARNING: period-typical racism, WW1, race-based murder
I see a lot of fics where Alastor's dad is a piece of shit and abusive, but I'd love to see one where Al's dad actually loves and cares for his family but was taken from them when Alastor was too young to remember much about him.
Maybe he died as a soldier in WW1 or made it back to the US only to be killed some other way. If he was black, then those odds go way up unfortunately.
We don't know much about Al's parents but if it's still canon that he's creole, then that means at least one of his parents has black ancestry. A lot of the fics I've seen give him a black mom/white dad, but I think it would be interesting if both his parents were mixed too.
Anyway, what I'm getting at is if Al's dad was killed when he was still little, then they wouldn't recognize each other in hell now would they?
Al's dad sure does love his family, but everyone else can fuck off. And ooh boi did he earn his place in hell trying to protect them, not that heaven cared about his motives.
The second he finds out Alastor the Radio Demon is his baby boy? Hell hath no fury like a protective parent. He doesn't give a flying fuck about the atrocities Alastor has caused, that's his baby and no one is going to hurt him while he's not double-dead.