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11 months ago

If this isn't how he's gonna be like (assuming that his character writing is gonna be horrible) in the caped crusader I'm making my own Batman series that they deserve

With the new announcements about the animated Batman series that's going to be coming out in August, a lot of Two-Face fans are rightfully worried about the direction this new iteration of him will go. Most of us think that he's likely just going to go back in the direction of him being a corrupt jerkass politician and fascist that's been a popular way to read him lately. But here's what I'm hoping for...

Harvey: The world is a horrible, dark, and corrupt place. The only way to make it in this world is to be just as evil and corrupt as the world around us. It's sink or swim. Eat or be eaten. And if people get hurt along the way, well, that's just the price of success.

Two-Face: Oh hush up, you. Hey there! So I'm Two-Face. Don't mind Harvey, he's just in a bad mood because I didn't let him shoot a toddler.

Harvey: The world's a cruel place and he didn't have what it takes to survive!

Two-Face: Shut up, Harvey! You're making us look bad! Remember how our therapist told you that you need to listen to me and my perspective more!?

Harvey: ...

Two-Face: That's right! Good! Sorry about that. I'm trying my best to help Harvey out with the whole... "Caring about people" thing. But that's alright! I'm just very happy to meet you and want to help you in any way that we can! I know that we're not the easiest on the eyes but I want to do whatever I can to the benefit of the city and the community around us!

Harvey: Ugh. You're so pathetic... We should just let the city burn.

Two-Face: And let people suffer and die!? No! That would be just... So sad... 😢😭

Harvey: Ack! Why do your stupid... Squishy... Soft feelings actually physically hurt!!!???

Two-Face: It's called empathy, Harvey! And you're breaking my heart right now! 💔


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9 months ago
They Broke Into Somewhere They Weren't Ment To Be And Got Caught While Looking For There Friend

They broke into somewhere they weren't ment to be and got caught while looking for there friend


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9 months ago

A fun way the robins could be introduced with a motive to becoming from fighters is if dick just went off to achieve vengeance on his parents killer and the rest of the robins (Steph jason and Carrie) try and find him but have to like do it through talking to like Barbara to get help.


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9 months ago

I'm of the belief that the named kids we see in episode eight are going to be the robins and I want so desperately for them to all to be inseparable like you can not seperate those kids.


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8 months ago

…why the fuck wasn’t this in the 2024 Batman: Caped Crusader?!!! It’s literally in the 1940s this would have been hilarious!!!

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that


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