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Evan: I can explain. panda: Can you? Evan: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

so uh… panda’s human fall flat video…

vanoss: I was arrested for being too cool. panda: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

give me some bbs ships to do for these prompts please i’m just really bored and have art block right now

smitty: But vanoss you promised. panda: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia. Welcome to the real world. banana bus squad: smitty: panda: What too soon? vanoss: *tearing up* My husband.

vanoss: panda you are loved and Valid. smitty: This morning I watched him pour orange juice into his coffee and drink it. vanoss:… You are no longer valid. panda: That’s fair.

panda: Where are you going?

vanoss: To get us ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.

panda: here’s your coffee vanoss: thanks, could i have a little spoon please? panda: certainly *delicately embraces him from behind* vanoss: lovely

vanoss: Oh dear.

panda: What? What is it?

vanoss: I... may have lost the bomb.

panda, trying to flirt: i really like your name vanoss: thanks i got it for my birthday tyler, whispering into pandas ear: you sure you want that one?

panda: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Please be gentle with my corpse.

vanoss: Get out of bed. You're going on this adventure whether you like it or not.

panda: I refuse.

vanoss: Let's get this bread! panda: Of course! What type would you like? I have several stacks if you need any food! vanoss: vanoss: that's not what I meant-

Vanoss: I’m trying to test out a new signature. can someone tell me if it’s good?

toonz: *sliding a paper to Vanoss* sure, here. Practice on this.

Vanoss: oh, thank yo-

Vanoss: *looking at the paper then to toonz* ....this is a marriage certificate

toonz: yeah. what about it?

moo: Which movie are you and luke going to see tonight?

vanoss: Oh, I always go to whichever movie luke wants.

moo: Which one does he want to see?

vanoss: I haven't decided yet.

evan: Guys, I think we should split up. We’ll cover more ground that way.

grizzy: Good idea.

evan: [leaves]

grizzy, to the rest of the bbs: evan is full of terrible ideas. Let’s not split up

after a mission gone wrong and vanoss has a bleeding arm

panda: Quick, what's your type??

vanoss: brown haired boys with a sunshine smile that can also take out a man if he wanted to—

panda: YOUR BLOOD TYPE IDIOT

vanoss: * looks at his hands * Red?

panda: I ate six sandwiches in like four minutes and now I cant move.

vanoss: I can offer mouth to mouth.

panda: Don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches.

[panda and Vanoss sitting in jail together over some dumb shit]

Vanoss: So, who should we call?

panda: Is say call Moo, but I feel safer in jail.

brock: evan, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

evan: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

tyler: I find it very unseemly of evan to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

anthony: Die. Let's find out.

vanoss: We're going to need a plan.

panda: I have an idea.

vanoss: We can't kill wildcat!

panda: Okay, I have no ideas.

vanoss: So uh, how did this happen?

panda, stuck in a trash can: How does anything happen? Move past it.

panda: I’m not drunk!

vanoss: Okay, tell the time then.

panda, looking up at the clock: I’m not drunk!

anthony: What's for dinner?

evan: Tonight, I'm serving...looks!

brian, slamming his fists on the table: We haven't eaten in THREE DAYS!

brian: Are we going to do plan B?

vanoss: Technically, that would be plan G.

panda: How many plans do you guys have, is there like, a plan M?

vanoss: Yeah, but brian dies in plan M.

moo: I like plan M.

vanoss I turned out perfectly fine!

panda: This morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.

vanoss: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN AND YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!

panda: How drunk was I last night?

vanoss: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.

panda: So, what exactly is the plan?

vanoss: I told you. Save everyone and get home safely.

panda: That’s not a plan. That’s a wish list.

delirious: VANOSS SUCKS. HE'S MEAN TO ME AND I'M BETTER

panda: VANOSS IS VERY IMPORTANT, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND- AND HANDSOME-

vanoss at that very moment: committing manslaughter

vanoss: I will put my A down to make "A"

moo: I will add onto your "A" to make "AT"

panda: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"

terroriser: [Puts a dozen letters down] I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

moo: [Knocks the board onto the floor] Oh no! Tidal wave!