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smitty: they had a really sexy voice

kryoz: smitty, they kidnapped us!

smitty: At least they want us!

smii7y: what’s your guilty pleasure?

vanoss: what’s a guilty pleasure?

kryoz: something you like even if its like looked down upon or something, not always though

vanoss: ohh, okay, crime then

vanoss: I can’t stay holed up in the safe house all the time. I’m gonna go crazy! moo: People wish to kill you! Everyone who’s met you, I imagine.

smii7y: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- vanoss holding up a paper kryoz helped him right: we wrote you a poem! smii7y, already crying: You did???

moo: are we... still friends? vanoss: of course! of course! * small pause * vanoss: unless you're fighting me in a dark alleyway vanoss: at that point in time we will not be friends

smitty: I just asked my sweet spouse evan where they think people go when they die and they said that they get to go live in the clouds and be happy forever and ever.

smitty: Then I asked my bastard husband kryoz where he thought people went when they died and he smiled at me and said “Hell”

moo: Are you a man or a woman?

vanoss: Haha, neither. I’ve tricked you. I’m actually thousands of bees stacked in a trench coat.

moo: ....what?

vanoss: bzz bzz motherfucker

moo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on evan without them noticing?

smitty: Hey, evan, I bet you 5 bucks that you can’t swallow this penny.

evan: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, hun.

moo: …

smitty: No babes I wasn’t talking shit about you

vanoss and kryoz:

smitty: I was describing you

kryoz, sweating: “So, there’s something I want to ask you-“

vanoss: “Finally, you’re proposing!”

kryoz: “Wha- How did you know?”

smitty: “You’ve dropped the rings five times during dinner.”

vanoss: “I even picked them up once.”

moo: I hope they think I’m cool. vanoss: Who? moo: [Points to the cats across the street]

vanoss talking with moo: I think I understand what's happening, considering my woes.

moo: You do?

vanoss: Yes. i’m feeling lost, empty, and there's a little voice in the back of my head feeding on these thoughts and causing warmness.

moo: panda?

vanoss blushing: N o.

vanoss: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

moo: What did you do?!

vanoss: NOBODY DIED!

moo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

vanoss: It’s time for plan B.

moo: We have a plan B?

vanoss: No, but I definitely think it’s time for one.

*vanoss and kryoz and smitty before marriage*

kryoz: So, I heard you like bad boys.

smitty and vanoss: Not really.

kryoz: Oh thank God.

tyler: Shut up.

nogla: I didn’t say anything.

tyler: Keep it that way.

kryoz: How's the cutest person here~?

smitty: I don't know, how are they~?

kryoz, flustered: I-

vanoss, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

kidnapper: [on the phone with vanoss] we have your friend.

vanoss: which one.

kidnapper: he gave me a talk and made me rethink my life choices.

vanoss: oh my god you have moo. kidnapper: i'm gonna be an artist.

panda: this is a feral owl

panda: ….could be a lover

vanoss: What’s up? I’m back. panda: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead. vanoss: Death is a social construct.

vanoss: You know what? Underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.

panda: [Unable to look him in the eye, trying not to blush] Repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

moo, hoarsely: I think I’m losing my voice. vanoss: Well, that means you won’t have to yell at us all day!! [Later] vanoss: As it turns out, moo is much scarier when he’s quiet.

panda: Okay, you know what, I wasn't that drunk.

grizzy: Dude.

panda: What?

vanoss reading a book on the couch: You walked into Walmart and when the voice came on over the intercom you dropped to your knees and screamed "GOD HAS SPOKEN!".

panda: panda: Okay I was a little drunk.

i know this is a meme about a kid but i can imagine moo doing this for some reason / panda: What did you make? moo, holding up a drawing of him: See you next time. On the back! [Flips the drawing over to reveal C.U.N.T written on the back of the drawing] [vanoss and brian laughing in the background] panda: [Holds the drawing and studies it] moo, pointing at the letters: “C”, “U”, “N”, “T”! See you next time! panda: [Preparing to kick the shit out of vanoss and brian as they continue to laugh]

bbs art i’ve done

panda: God, give me patience. vanoss: I think you mean 'give me strength'. panda: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

vanoss: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? panda: Go the fuck to sleep vanoss: What gif I don't want to? panda: Fuck You

vanoss: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. panda: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

vanoss: I'm a reverse necromancer. panda: Isn't that just killing people? vanoss: Ah, technicality.

pandanoss (smut)

it’s not finished all the way yet but i wanted to post it to see how it sounded to others so sorry for no smut just yet // Anthony was walking home from the bar, he was drunk but sober enough to get home. he could hear cars going past him but heard one start to slow down, he looked over and saw it was Tyler driving with Evan in the front seat. he smiled and kept walking it was a nice night out so he thought he might as well walk home, he heard them pull up next to him following him slowly he saw Evan's window rolled down and Evan leaned out of the window. Anthony was surprised when he heard Evan yell at him

"Hey, sexy! how bout we go to your place for some fun!" Evan was heavily intoxicated and panda could tell. Tyler pulled Evan back into the car and leaned over him

"you want a ride home?" Tyler asked him giving a weak smile. Anthony sighed returning the smile and nodded and got in the back Evan crawled into the back seat with him. Tyler started driving to Anthony's house while Evan kept trying to flirt with Anthony in the backseat. Tyler pulled up next to Anthony's house and parked

"well this is your stop, do you wanna keep Evan or should I take him home?" Tyler asks looking at the backseat

"I don't think he'll leave my side," Anthony says chuckling softly, Evan was hugging Anthony's arm tightly looking at him dreamily, Tyler chuckles softly nodding his head lightly

"Alright bud, take care of yourself and Evan ok," Tyler said watching as Anthony got out of the car as expected Evan followed behind him quickly

"I will don't worry man" panda said laughing lightly seeing Evan follow him everywhere he went

"yeah I know, see you later man," Tyler said starting to drive off waving bye, Anthony waved bye back holding Evan's arm gently making sure he didn't fall over. Anthony looked over at Evan sighing softly

"how much did you even drink to get like this man?" he chuckled holding him closely helping him up to his doorway smiling softly, Evan mumbled something too quiet to be heard holding onto Anthony tightly. Anthony chuckled softly stopping in front of his door yawning quietly not noticing Evan's face getting closer to his, Evan smirked softly leaning forward quickly kissing Anthony's mouth while he was yawning. Anthony froze in surprise blushing a deep shade of red as Evan gently wrapped his arms around Anthony's waist leaning more into the kiss moaning softly. Anthony gently grabbed Evans shoulders pulling away from the kiss panting quietly holding evan still as evan tried to kiss him again whining softly

"e-evan what are you doing jeez how much did you actually drink man?!" Anthony asked confused and concerned holding onto evan tightly as Evan whined trying to kiss him again